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Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« on: March 18, 2018, 04:33:04 pm »


Just fry up some hotdogs and serve it on a bed of French fries.
Top it off with ketchup, mustard, and mayo.
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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2018, 11:46:05 am »
I'm trying to figure out the right amount and ratio of weed:booze that would make me want to eat that.


I'm not sure there's enough of either out there.

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2018, 12:50:40 pm »
I'm trying to figure out the right amount and ratio of weed:booze that would make me want to eat that.


I'm not sure there's enough of either out there.

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2018, 01:27:55 pm »
What is the green stuff on top?
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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2018, 02:33:27 pm »
What is the green stuff on top?
I think that might be Dijon mustard...
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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2018, 06:09:43 pm »
What is the green stuff on top?
I think that might be Dijon mustard...

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I mean, it's obviously not, but fucking Christ... how badly do you hate your palette?

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2018, 05:17:24 am »
You have to remember that LMNO is one of those food snobs who occasionally eats edible stuff and sneers at the rest of us because he's better than people.

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2018, 03:21:31 pm »
You have to remember that LMNO is one of those food snobs who occasionally eats edible stuff and sneers at the rest of us because he's better than people.

Well, I'm glad that someone gets it.

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2018, 03:41:07 pm »
You have to remember that LMNO is one of those food snobs who occasionally eats edible stuff and sneers at the rest of us because he's better than people.

So...does that mean we can eat him and he won't need any spices to liven up of the flavor?

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2018, 03:47:21 pm »

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2018, 04:00:42 am »
You have to remember that LMNO is one of those food snobs who occasionally eats edible stuff and sneers at the rest of us because he's better than people.

Well, I'm glad that someone gets it.

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2018, 04:09:27 am »
It's worth mentioning that horrorstorm #4 looks kinda weak.  Like God has been trying to punish you freaks and wore himself out because you bastards LIKE that shit. 

I don't even know where to start with you fuckers. 
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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2018, 12:08:47 pm »
Start with the toes, we're ticklish.

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Re: Peruvian “poutine” (Discordian friendly!)
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2018, 02:01:58 pm »
Start with the toes, we're ticklish.

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