So, you think you're pretty clever, there, with your futures contracts with HIMEOBS. You got a put on LMNO's mustache and a margin account in your pants, and the gains are permanent, get in before you are priced out forever, right? And sure, you only have to put up $2000 to get in on the mustache on margin, and you'll sell the wad before it comes due.
That's how it's supposed to work, if you listen to a certain crowd. You know the crowd. Fake mustaches, pipes, vaguely-Cramulan business notions? But what they AREN'T telling you is that they have leverage in their pants, and that leverage is about to be YOU. Hoops, for example will teach you more about a BULL market than you really wanted to know, LMNO is Caa at best, and Queen Gogira has stagflation droppin' outta every orifice and she will slap you in your junk bonds, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
