1: My understanding is that a blessing for holy water is lengthy and labor intensive and requires a special receptacle the act is performed over. My understanding of holy water blessing is weak, however, because it’s something with a lot of conflicting information.
2: Because vampire media is made exclusively by cowards and the most horribly boring of “creative” types.
3: Golden apple juice, pour on someone else or their belongings to spice up any occasion instantly.