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Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify

Started by altered, November 21, 2019, 05:11:04 AM

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chaotic neutral observer

Discordianism:  Our imaginary friends can beat up your imaginary friends.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Oh, hey, 100 pages.

Cain, what are we gonna call the next bar?
Molon Lube

Cain

I was just considering that, actually. I'm feeling something lockdown/quarantine-related...

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2020, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2020, 03:14:06 PM
We're no longer calling them "thugs".

They are now "unlicensed involuntary chiropractors".

:lulz:

Allegedly unlicensed.  Nobody has in fact ever asked Mr Chop & Mr Scratch for their license.

I'm not gonna ask.  Are you?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2020, 03:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2020, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2020, 03:14:06 PM
We're no longer calling them "thugs".

They are now "unlicensed involuntary chiropractors".

:lulz:

Allegedly unlicensed.  Nobody has in fact ever asked Mr Chop & Mr Scratch for their license.

I'm not gonna ask.  Are you?

This ain't my first BBQ.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on July 09, 2020, 03:20:18 PM
I was just considering that, actually. I'm feeling something lockdown/quarantine-related...

That's what I was thinking.
Molon Lube

Cain


chaotic neutral observer

Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cramulus


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

UNLIMITED Open Bar: Possibly the final Open Bar. Thanks Obama
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl