Where is your EGO?

[Zurtok Khan]

I think we all need a bit more EGO around here.  We need to brag about something, or at least I want to brag about something.  You should all join in, Solidarity(TM) is the onlything that makes anything right.

This was all inspired by an Asatru Ritual called a Bloat, where you drink lots of mead.  In one of the rounds of drinking you get to brag about yourself.  Do so now.  The mead is optional, but preferred.

/brag
So, like, the other day I was visiting a friends house, playing computer games.  Being the dork that I am I failed to realize that I had park in the spot NEXT TO visitor parking, and there was a boot on my car.

So, I call the parking enforcement company, and tell them to come on out, yo!

Dude comes out, and we start talking.  He's shocked, he's never had a calm, civil conversation with someone while removing the boot from a car.  I looked at Dude quisically.  Why am I going to get mad?  It's my own fault for being a dork.

Dude did not quite understand this.  He was in a slight state of shock when he left.

Mindfuck achieved.

/end brag

So, how about you?

[DJRubberducky]

<brag>
I can engage each pectoral muscle separately.
</brag>

[LMNO]

If I recall correctly, that is something to brag about, seeing as how you've got a lot of "pectoral" to "engage".

[agent compassion]

I can count in Farsi, and write upside down in English.

[Malaul]

<snark>

Imma fat girl andI like to have sex a lot while someone  is videoing it...

</snark>

[LMNO]

I'm really good at breaking into people's houses and stealing their home made video tapes.

[Malaul]

Im really good at leaving the bottom right window on the first floor wide open::

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm going bald before msot balding men! w00t!

last oen there buy s the restof us beer!

[East Coast Hustle]

I can play guitar like a motherfucker, I can dance like I'm not white, I can drink ANYONE under the table, and I beat a lesbian in a pussy-eating contest.


oh, and once I cooked for the King of Norway.

[LMNO]

I can play guitar like a motherfucker, I can dance like I'm not white, I can drink ANYONE under the table, and I beat a lesbian in a pussy-eating contest.

oh, and once I cooked for the King of Norway.

Details, please?  with, perhaps, photographic samples?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I can kill a man with one finger
and make up ridiculous lies

[East Coast Hustle]

I can play guitar like a motherfucker, I can dance like I'm not white, I can drink ANYONE under the table, and I beat a lesbian in a pussy-eating contest.

oh, and once I cooked for the King of Norway.

Details, please?  with, perhaps, photographic samples?

I used to live next door to a lesbian. We became best friends and almost got married (for tax purposes, mostly.) We had a running argument about whether or not it was even possible for a guy to be as skilled at cunnilingus as a girl. One night when we were out drinking at the 5-Point, we ran into an old girlfriend of hers. The three of us got raging drunk. At some point, she brought up our argument and asked if the ex-gf would be willing to help us settle the wager. we agreed that there would be a half-hour between our turns so as to start each turn with a clean slate, so to speak. I won. Got $50 and I got to shag a hot lesbian. One of my shining moments, if I do say so myself.

sorry, no photos.

[The Open Bar]

I can play guitar like a motherfucker, I can dance like I'm not white, I can drink ANYONE under the table, and I beat a lesbian in a pussy-eating contest.

oh, and once I cooked for the King of Norway.

Details, please?  with, perhaps, photographic samples?

I used to live next door to a lesbian. We became best friends and almost got married (for tax purposes, mostly.) We had a running argument about whether or not it was even possible for a guy to be as skilled at cunnilingus as a girl. One night when we were out drinking at the 5-Point, we ran into an old girlfriend of hers. The three of us got raging drunk. At some point, she brought up our argument and asked if the ex-gf would be willing to help us settle the wager. we agreed that there would be a half-hour between our turns so as to start each turn with a clean slate, so to speak. I won. Got $50 and I got to shag a hot lesbian. One of my shining moments, if I do say so myself.

sorry, no photos.

"Mr Turd! OB from SSOOKN News Network. Would your cunnilingus skills be as effective on a sober lesbian?"

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

I can beat Vin Diesel in a staring contest.

[East Coast Hustle]

I can play guitar like a motherfucker, I can dance like I'm not white, I can drink ANYONE under the table, and I beat a lesbian in a pussy-eating contest.

oh, and once I cooked for the King of Norway.

Details, please?  with, perhaps, photographic samples?

I used to live next door to a lesbian. We became best friends and almost got married (for tax purposes, mostly.) We had a running argument about whether or not it was even possible for a guy to be as skilled at cunnilingus as a girl. One night when we were out drinking at the 5-Point, we ran into an old girlfriend of hers. The three of us got raging drunk. At some point, she brought up our argument and asked if the ex-gf would be willing to help us settle the wager. we agreed that there would be a half-hour between our turns so as to start each turn with a clean slate, so to speak. I won. Got $50 and I got to shag a hot lesbian. One of my shining moments, if I do say so myself.

sorry, no photos.

"Mr Turd! OB from SSOOKN News Network. Would your cunnilingus skills be as effective on a sober lesbian?"

absolutely.

unless she's ugly. I'm shallow like that.