Has anyone ever considered that maybe -- instead of being the same goddess, or twins, or genetically engineered clones, or any of that blather -- that Eris and Kali are in fact long-time lesbian lovers? Surely you didn't think Eris was straight just because she had a few kids? (Legend has it that Ares was the sperm donor and, after a miscommunication, everyone thought he was her father instead of her baby's daddy. And you know it had to be Ares, 'cuz war is totally chaotic and sucks balls, thus it's right up Eris's alley.)