Best Music For Sex

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why does this thread even exist? 

[Eve]

Why does this thread even exist? 

Some people don't know what music to fuck to? 

[hooplala]

Obviously 'Metal Machine Music' by Lou Reed.

[Manta Obscura]

Obviously 'Metal Machine Music' by Lou Reed the music video of 'I Believe in a Thing Called Love' by The Darkness.

If one can see/hear that and not be doing the horizontal mambo, then they are a stronger-willed person than I am.

[AFK]

It would be more difficult to resist if it weren't an awful song. 

[Manta Obscura]

It would be more difficult to resist if it weren't an awful song. 

Yeah, I know, I was being silly. It is pretty damn awful, with its only redeeming feature being the inclusion of a giant space kraken in the music video.

[Banner of Juche]

I listening to great Democratic People's Republic of Corea national anthem while lovemaking.

Image of Great Leader Comrade Generallisimo Kim Jong Il in my mind while inserting my wife make me push forward like brave Corean soldiers fighting vicious warmongering Amerikkkan murderers in war of liberation. Fuckin' USA!



Manse!

[LMNO]

Oh.  Hi.

[Manta Obscura]

I listening to great Democratic People's Republic of Corea national anthem while lovemaking.

Image of Great Leader Comrade Generallisimo Kim Jong Il in my mind while inserting my wife make me push forward like brave Corean soldiers fighting vicious warmongering Amerikkkan murderers in war of liberation. Fuckin' USA!



Manse!

Wow . . . this persona won't get old really fast. 

[hooplala]

Now now, people said that about Enrico at first...

They may be sick of him now, but for a while there...

[LMNO]

Fine.


Welcome, glorious leader!  We wish you glad tidings, and hope this character doesn't fall into lame, borderline racist jokes in about 12 posts!

[AFK]

So, my brother is going to be visiting South Korea in a couple of weeks so please to not be blowing it up. 

[Manta Obscura]

Now now, people said that about Enrico at first...

They may be sick of him now, but for a while there...

Very true, Hoopla. I guess I shouldn't be so quick to judge.

[hooplala]

To be fair, I think you're probably right though... just want to acknowledge the benefit of the doubt.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why does this thread even exist? 

Some people don't know what music to fuck to? 

Even worse, the one or two people who take it seriously seem to be using it mostly to let us know that they fuck.

I guess in that case it might be a sort of filter for lame.