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Started by Toots, January 13, 2006, 06:48:04 PM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#90
January 24, 2006, 08:06:35 PM
Tppts, where's my scarf?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Toots

#91
January 24, 2006, 09:15:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodYou kind of look like my mom, except of course she's 40 years older and has white hair.  But the chin and cheek combination...man, that's weirdly similar.

You know what's really strange, I get things like this a LOT. Like freaky-frequency a lot. I always look like someone's family member.
Perhaps I am but one of a bunch of clones reproduced over eons and implanted into unwitting families?  :shock:
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

LHX

#92
January 24, 2006, 09:18:50 PM
nobody in my family made me a scarf
neat hell

Toots

#93
January 24, 2006, 09:26:43 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCTppts, where's my scarf?

Official Notice

Dear Tavarish Death to Poultry

Please to be informed the Department of Scarf Knittery did not receive your formal scarf application.

The Department is currently closed due to being under siege by baby ninja scarf which has slayed our most beloved mascot--the Cattus Felis beast, humped the leg of Scarf Knittery minister for three days in a row and vomitted yarn all over the secret files of the Knit Stazi.

The Department has also been overwhelmed by foreign demand for knitted voodoo dolls and claw hammers. However we shall take your letter under advisement.  We shall discuss with the ministers of knittering the feasibility of the project's completion before Spring weather. And if possible will happily send you a scarf of your own.

Hail Eris, All Hail the Department of Knittery.
Alfreda D. Fenderson
High Commision of Knittery Affairs Esq.
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Toots

#94
January 24, 2006, 09:31:44 PM
Quote from: LHXnobody in my family made me a scarf

This scarf be 100% pure wool yo! Warm AND largely waterproof (not totally but wool does a great job of keeping winter wetness away).

Now if I can only get it to stop humping everyone's legs...
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

l0c0dantes

#95
January 25, 2006, 04:00:49 AM
Ya know toots, First, with eveyone seeming to recognize you from somewhere.... And you knitting scarves.....

.....And Thoes all being traits of a lil old lady.... ARE YOU THE WHOLE BOARDS GRAMMY !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Toots

#96
January 25, 2006, 04:54:49 AM
Quote from: l0c0dantesYa know toots, First, with eveyone seeming to recognize you from somewhere.... And you knitting scarves.....

.....And Thoes all being traits of a lil old lady.... ARE YOU THE WHOLE BOARDS GRAMMY !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

If all your grammies were crass, swore like sailors and wore short skirts then sure. I'm your grammy! Now kindly get grammy that bottle of Scotch dear.
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#97
January 25, 2006, 05:00:38 AM
Actually, you look like someone I used to know too.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#98
January 25, 2006, 05:00:53 AM
Are you a hippie?

Toots

#99
January 25, 2006, 05:06:07 AM
Quote from: fnordiscordiaAre you a hippie?

NO! ::stomps off to sit in the corner and steam::
Hippies smell.
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#100
January 25, 2006, 05:07:16 AM
I was just asking because this girl was a hippie, not implying that you were a hippie.

It was kind of funny though.

Toots

#101
January 25, 2006, 05:10:22 AM
Quote from: fnordiscordiaI was just asking because this girl was a hippie, not implying that you were a hippie.

It was kind of funny though.

Yes it was.  :twisted:
Thankfully I am not a hippie.
I don't think they allow hateful people to join.

::has hate for those who deserve it::
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#102
January 25, 2006, 05:16:07 AM
No, they'll let anyone join as long as they smoke lots of pot and don't bathe regularly.

Toots

#103
January 25, 2006, 05:20:43 AM
Yeah, that whole "hygiene" thing is not all it's cracked up to be.

But still.

Nothing can convince me to hang out around so much patchouli oil.
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#104
January 25, 2006, 05:26:32 AM
I don't know about you, but I know some filthy fucking hippies.

Also, I didn't know patchouli was an oil.
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