Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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And thus, sense was made.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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This town needs an enema.
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the important thing is to cum...
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minimalism is about the big picture
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Orwell was right.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Dick.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Darwin Hates You.
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all roads lead to qumran
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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the revolution will not realised
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Are you sure? Why not?
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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you LIVE in that head?
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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unleash infinity
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Try Dying.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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You Can Use Fire
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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There are five kinds of people:
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unique things must be the most valuable
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Get ready for this.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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i don't hate crime.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Don't believe everything you think.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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You are the voice in your head.
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re-evolution!
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God is a word.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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play freebird!
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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It's good to be the King.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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everyone's work is equally important
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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I really like writing on walls
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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