Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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You are one of the masks
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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you can even marry harry
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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There is no conspiracy.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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I like.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Knock yourself out.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Aristotle was a dick.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Let's be cruel!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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We're behaving like insects
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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our bored brains need information overload
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ignorance is knowledge
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How do you get all those coins?
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Seriousness is death
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automation is deadly
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pain can be a very positive thing
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Space is a practiced place.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Please clean up after your god.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Get ready for this.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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This is my steakhouse.
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We are not stuff that abides
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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The Universe is just a short poem
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Go places.
Do things
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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No one is stopping you
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Popes needed
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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This is not simply entertainment.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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You might regret it.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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