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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Prop Up The System!
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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This bear's repeating.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Keep quiet about this.
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you are now leaving!
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planning for the future is escapism
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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to whom it may concern,
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Be a badass
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What will you be forgotten as?
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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pink is ok, too
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You should pay more attention.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Who's life are you living?
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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I am my own god now
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you sure its safe?
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Men always generalise
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Leadership means taxes
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Popes needed
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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You are only happy by accident.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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I'm better than you.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Famous people are delicious.
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This is a pipe.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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