Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Such Oddacity.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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to whom it may concern,
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
#5065 -58 = 208 - 266 - +
ambivalence can ruin your life
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -57 = 311 - 368 - +
Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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These monsters are people
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Mission accomplished.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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You now get to create a new rule.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
#4530 -58 = 200 - 258 - +
The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
#2642 -58 = 186 - 244 - +
Please go back 3 squares
#3583 -56 = 222 - 278 - +
I shit you not.
#4348 -55 = 270 - 325 - +
Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
#3205 -57 = 256 - 313 - +
Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
#4056 -55 = 186 - 241 - +
I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
#1488 -56 = 278 - 334 - +
In here we're all anemic.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
#5522 -59 = 227 - 286 - +
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -60 = 158 - 218 - +
do you think we are forever?
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
#5609 -112 = 138 - 250 - +
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
#710 -58 = 396 - 454 - +
Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 -55 = 319 - 374 - +
BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
#854 -58 = 311 - 369 - +
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
#934 -59 = 300 - 359 - +
Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
#3888 -59 = 217 - 276 - +
Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
#5546 -53 = 160 - 213 - +
you can't find some things on the internet.
#3999 -56 = 243 - 299 - +
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
#4090 -54 = 299 - 353 - +
f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Chill out... everything's under control...
#913 -60 = 158 - 218 - +
Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -59 = 253 - 312 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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I could only masquerade
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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hiding your emotions is despicable
#1422 -56 = 216 - 272 - +
Solipsists of the world unite.
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I was young and I needed the money
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
#3232 -59 = 168 - 227 - +
i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
#4826 -54 = 164 - 218 - +
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
#5068 -70 = 171 - 241 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
#5303 -59 = 220 - 279 - +
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
#3462 -54 = 327 - 381 - +
Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Each and single one
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
#2880 -55 = 262 - 317 - +
Knowing is hard.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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