Semi Official Memebomb Archive

With doubt, all things are possible.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Language is speaking you.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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categorizing fear is calming
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
#2200 -93 = 153 - 246 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Habeas Corpus
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
#2560 -92 = 185 - 277 - +
if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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our bored brains need information overload
#5740 -135 = 158 - 293 - +
Do not read this.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
#5500 -82 = 209 - 291 - +
Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
#1062 -83 = 328 - 411 - +
meet us in orbit
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
#5112 -80 = 356 - 436 - +
If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
#1672 -82 = 257 - 339 - +
Only the insane prosper
#2228 -79 = 177 - 256 - +
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
#2510 -78 = 216 - 294 - +
HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
#4155 -81 = 294 - 375 - +
Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
#4759 -80 = 201 - 281 - +
I'm trying... very trying.
#1620 -78 = 254 - 332 - +
Go on, I won't tell.
#1328 -85 = 220 - 305 - +
Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
#3590 -80 = 278 - 358 - +
Cecile Grace Janvier
#5499 -86 = 181 - 267 - +
Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
#2385 -80 = 328 - 408 - +
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
#5762 -81 = 306 - 387 - +
all roads lead to qumran
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Virginity can be cured.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
#4619 -82 = 261 - 343 - +
a sense of timing is the mark of genius
#624 -97 = 326 - 423 - +
A small mind is a tidy mind.
#629 -79 = 265 - 344 - +
Stop being used.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleepnot screaming and terrified like his passengers. Bob Monkhouse
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
#5132 -77 = 336 - 413 - +
EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Be less prepared.
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Question lobotomy.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
#5711 -89 = 157 - 246 - +
Information so powerful you actually use less!
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
#1685 -82 = 463 - 545 - +
it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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wishing things away is not effective
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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It's never too late to start.
#1855 -80 = 434 - 514 - +
masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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"etwas" means something in german.
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