Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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"Hauch"
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Leadership means taxes
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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fututio, non verba.
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one love
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Feel great on purpose.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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You got away with it.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Taze a kitten!
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Youthanize yourself
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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what? do you think?
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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know it's naught!
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unleash infinity
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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The truth never set anyone free
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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wishing things away is not effective
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Great! Doesn't it
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Smile for the camera!
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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hugo phurst
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Please cue at this point -->
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love to see it happen
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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