Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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When was the first time you felt great?
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Beware of false profits
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Lol, reality.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Free? Prove it!
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everyone's work is equally important
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Work is a four letter word.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Make it so!
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Robots bleed red
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Chaste makes waste.
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In the end. there's a period.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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zombies like you
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Levity Sucks!
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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It can't rain all the time
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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hail deep thought
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this is a interdistraction
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