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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -979 = 2010 - 2989 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -977 = 2290 - 3267 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -967 = 1987 - 2954 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -903 = 1951 - 2854 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -902 = 1896 - 2798 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -894 = 2038 - 2932 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -890 = 2034 - 2924 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -887 = 1984 - 2871 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -886 = 1911 - 2797 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -876 = 2010 - 2886 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -875 = 1995 - 2870 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -869 = 2100 - 2969 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -867 = 1975 - 2842 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -860 = 1991 - 2851 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -854 = 2016 - 2870 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -847 = 1795 - 2642 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -843 = 1878 - 2721 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -838 = 1858 - 2696 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -828 = 1799 - 2627 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -821 = 1776 - 2597 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -821 = 1702 - 2523 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -820 = 1694 - 2514 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -819 = 1784 - 2603 - +
Normal
#2169 -818 = 1756 - 2574 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -811 = 1738 - 2549 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -811 = 1698 - 2509 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -810 = 1704 - 2514 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -804 = 1781 - 2585 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -802 = 1716 - 2518 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -802 = 1693 - 2495 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -798 = 1690 - 2488 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -792 = 1735 - 2527 - +
Control is not control
#951 -789 = 1783 - 2572 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -784 = 1783 - 2567 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -779 = 1721 - 2500 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -778 = 1745 - 2523 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -775 = 1802 - 2577 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -775 = 1698 - 2473 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -773 = 1868 - 2641 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -773 = 1667 - 2440 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -773 = 1651 - 2424 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -771 = 1819 - 2590 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -769 = 1882 - 2651 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -768 = 1693 - 2461 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -764 = 1622 - 2386 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -759 = 1802 - 2561 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -755 = 1739 - 2494 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -754 = 1775 - 2529 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -754 = 1620 - 2374 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -753 = 1663 - 2416 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -751 = 1676 - 2427 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -749 = 1784 - 2533 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -749 = 1699 - 2448 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -748 = 1854 - 2602 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -747 = 1755 - 2502 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -746 = 1668 - 2414 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -740 = 1787 - 2527 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -739 = 1740 - 2479 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -739 = 1748 - 2487 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -738 = 1798 - 2536 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -736 = 1837 - 2573 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -735 = 1721 - 2456 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -732 = 1737 - 2469 - +
angst is lame
#722 -731 = 1717 - 2448 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -727 = 1803 - 2530 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -725 = 1769 - 2494 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -719 = 1724 - 2443 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -716 = 1559 - 2275 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -716 = 1737 - 2453 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -714 = 1837 - 2551 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -711 = 1917 - 2628 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -709 = 1767 - 2476 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -705 = 1752 - 2457 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -703 = 1782 - 2485 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -700 = 1778 - 2478 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -694 = 1761 - 2455 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -694 = 1101 - 1795 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -693 = 1806 - 2499 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -690 = 1753 - 2443 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -688 = 1711 - 2399 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -683 = 1757 - 2440 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -683 = 1809 - 2492 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -683 = 1721 - 2404 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -681 = 1883 - 2564 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -681 = 1886 - 2567 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -681 = 1881 - 2562 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -675 = 1847 - 2522 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -670 = 1651 - 2321 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -668 = 1683 - 2351 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -660 = 1672 - 2332 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -655 = 1752 - 2407 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -655 = 1881 - 2536 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -646 = 1692 - 2338 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -641 = 1850 - 2491 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -632 = 1723 - 2355 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -609 = 1783 - 2392 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -609 = 1889 - 2498 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -592 = 1785 - 2377 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -562 = 1851 - 2413 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -556 = 1788 - 2344 - +

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