Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -2369 = 5453 - 7822 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2336 = 6127 - 8463 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -2297 = 5619 - 7916 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2295 = 5395 - 7690 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -2249 = 4608 - 6857 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2244 = 4665 - 6909 - +
angst is lame
#722 -2240 = 4685 - 6925 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -2238 = 4423 - 6661 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -2231 = 4513 - 6744 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -2228 = 5412 - 7640 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -2191 = 5616 - 7807 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -2162 = 4438 - 6600 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2148 = 4716 - 6864 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -2148 = 5486 - 7634 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -2142 = 4462 - 6604 - +
Control is not control
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I've run out of things to say.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -2110 = 4363 - 6473 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -2107 = 4561 - 6668 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -2101 = 4308 - 6409 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -2086 = 5371 - 7457 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -2082 = 4379 - 6461 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -2076 = 5521 - 7597 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -2073 = 4606 - 6679 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -2073 = 4543 - 6616 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2068 = 4682 - 6750 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -2067 = 4427 - 6494 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2066 = 4561 - 6627 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2065 = 4469 - 6534 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2064 = 5188 - 7252 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -2050 = 4538 - 6588 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2040 = 4549 - 6589 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -2039 = 5579 - 7618 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -2037 = 4597 - 6634 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2034 = 5411 - 7445 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2031 = 4593 - 6624 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -2030 = 4366 - 6396 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -2029 = 4591 - 6620 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -2023 = 4386 - 6409 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -2023 = 5256 - 7279 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -2021 = 4660 - 6681 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -2014 = 4599 - 6613 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -2004 = 4171 - 6175 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2003 = 4800 - 6803 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1999 = 4450 - 6449 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1998 = 4552 - 6550 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -1996 = 4653 - 6649 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1986 = 4548 - 6534 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -1982 = 4420 - 6402 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1978 = 4476 - 6454 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1972 = 5652 - 7624 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1968 = 4700 - 6668 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1963 = 4627 - 6590 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1962 = 4550 - 6512 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1962 = 5659 - 7621 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1951 = 4762 - 6713 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1950 = 4572 - 6522 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1944 = 4582 - 6526 - +
Normal
#2169 -1929 = 4390 - 6319 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1925 = 4480 - 6405 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -1920 = 4386 - 6306 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1911 = 4474 - 6385 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1903 = 4606 - 6509 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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scratch'n'sniff
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1891 = 4529 - 6420 - +
And thus, sense was made.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1869 = 5863 - 7732 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
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You are what you hate.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -1850 = 4490 - 6340 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -1822 = 4428 - 6250 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -1749 = 4384 - 6133 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -1747 = 4424 - 6171 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1720 = 4390 - 6110 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1711 = 4258 - 5969 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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