Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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fat people think they are fat.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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And thus, sense was made.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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scratch'n'sniff
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Normal
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Secrecy kills.
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We should all quit whinging.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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to whom it may concern,
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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an elite is inevitable
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Control is not control
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I've run out of things to say.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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angst is lame
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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You are what you hate.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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I'm better than you.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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