Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -2546 = 7295 - 9841 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2467 = 7158 - 9625 - +
angst is lame
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2432 = 6307 - 8739 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -2389 = 7447 - 9836 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -2308 = 6487 - 8795 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2297 = 6916 - 9213 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -2288 = 7238 - 9526 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2278 = 6223 - 8501 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2260 = 6576 - 8836 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -2245 = 6533 - 8778 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -2245 = 6335 - 8580 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2244 = 7142 - 9386 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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fat people think they are fat.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -2209 = 6372 - 8581 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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I've run out of things to say.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2199 = 6475 - 8674 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2191 = 6205 - 8396 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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realize that ignorance is bless
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Control is not control
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to whom it may concern,
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Secrecy kills.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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I'm better than you.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -2087 = 6230 - 8317 - +
scratch'n'sniff
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Normal
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -2075 = 6425 - 8500 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -2056 = 6374 - 8430 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -2029 = 6368 - 8397 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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You are what you hate.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1960 = 6238 - 8198 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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And thus, sense was made.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1942 = 6025 - 7967 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1923 = 6388 - 8311 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1910 = 5980 - 7890 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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