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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Who are you? Why?
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Never give an inch!
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Hokum all ye faithful
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love to see it happen
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This sentence is false.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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A king's castle is his home.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Fait accompli...
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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maybe partying will help
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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No one is stopping you
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Question reality.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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There is no more revolution;
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They Live. We sleep
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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God is an excuse.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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you're doing it.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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