Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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GET OVER IT
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Grate with purpose
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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He who laughs, lasts.
#1396 -95 = 276 - 371 - +
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
#1459 -95 = 332 - 427 - +
I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
#1768 -95 = 246 - 341 - +
iPods are made of people!
#1784 -95 = 246 - 341 - +
it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
#1789 -95 = 235 - 330 - +
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
#1845 -95 = 193 - 288 - +
It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Lead Ashtray
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Lucifer goes to church.
#2008 -95 = 284 - 379 - +
Man's character is his fate.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 -95 = 538 - 633 - +
Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Operatives are standing by.
#2240 -95 = 256 - 351 - +
people are boring unless they are extremists
#2273 -95 = 304 - 399 - +
people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
#2285 -95 = 311 - 406 - +
Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Reinvent retardation.
#2397 -95 = 199 - 294 - +
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
#2493 -95 = 328 - 423 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 -95 = 580 - 675 - +
Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
#2571 -95 = 380 - 475 - +
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
#2578 -95 = 244 - 339 - +
take nothing for granted
#2598 -95 = 342 - 437 - +
Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
#2607 -95 = 487 - 582 - +
That makes sense
#2619 -95 = 489 - 584 - +
The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
#2670 -95 = 335 - 430 - +
the family is living on borrowed time
#2671 -95 = 285 - 380 - +
The horse raced past the barn fell.
#2690 -95 = 267 - 362 - +
The longer you're around the older you get.
#2704 -95 = 236 - 331 - +
The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
#2811 -95 = 291 - 386 - +
there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
#2826 -95 = 418 - 513 - +
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
#2836 -95 = 184 - 279 - +
There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -95 = 387 - 482 - +
There Is No Friend Anywhere.
#2844 -95 = 263 - 358 - +
There is no Truth here.
#2854 -95 = 252 - 347 - +
There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
#2856 -95 = 265 - 360 - +
There IS something hiding in your closet.
#2860 -95 = 203 - 298 - +
They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
#2880 -95 = 299 - 394 - +
Think in terms of thought.
#2890 -95 = 243 - 338 - +
This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
#2906 -95 = 260 - 355 - +
THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
#2929 -95 = 458 - 553 - +
This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
#2940 -95 = 216 - 311 - +
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
#2948 -95 = 292 - 387 - +
Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
#2958 -95 = 347 - 442 - +
To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
#2976 -95 = 320 - 415 - +
Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
#2986 -95 = 395 - 490 - +
Today is a good day to join the revolution!
#2987 -95 = 360 - 455 - +
Visualize Whirled Peas
#3041 -95 = 212 - 307 - +
WAKE UP.
#3048 -95 = 290 - 385 - +
watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
#3068 -95 = 324 - 419 - +
We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
#3069 -95 = 268 - 363 - +
we need some new cliches
#3102 -95 = 286 - 381 - +
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
#3124 -95 = 313 - 408 - +
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
#3137 -95 = 254 - 349 - +
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
#3166 -95 = 234 - 329 - +
When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
#3183 -95 = 303 - 398 - +
Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
#3188 -95 = 295 - 390 - +
Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
#3189 -95 = 242 - 337 - +
Why are you masturbating?
#3209 -95 = 292 - 387 - +
Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
#3240 -95 = 249 - 344 - +
you are a victim of the rules you live by
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
#3267 -95 = 253 - 348 - +
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
#3300 -95 = 224 - 319 - +
You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
#3301 -95 = 246 - 341 - +
You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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you LIVE in that head?
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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you're it, no backsies
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
#3391 -95 = 295 - 390 - +
Your ego is biohazard
#3397 -95 = 251 - 346 - +
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
#3398 -95 = 230 - 325 - +
"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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