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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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There is no conspiracy.
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There is no more revolution;
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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true freedom is frightful
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We have this area under surveillance
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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this is only a test
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Reading is not understanding.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Give me liberty or, else.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Who told you to believe that?
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Zombie or not to be?
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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What are you doing?!
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Please don't care about this sign.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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The Truth Hertz.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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go down and drown'd
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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no absolutes!
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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