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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Grab it and feel it
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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The dead define culture
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
#5971 -50 = 91 - 141 - +
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
#1337 -51 = 289 - 340 - +
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Temptoe through the toolies
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Work is a four letter word.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
#943 -52 = 286 - 338 - +
Does your mother know you can read this?
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In the end. there's a period.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
#1792 -52 = 260 - 312 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
#3368 -52 = 347 - 399 - +
Save yourself from the salvation army.
#3484 -52 = 245 - 297 - +
Just give up and go crazy.
#3485 -52 = 226 - 278 - +
"Please do not use other door."
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
#3743 -52 = 301 - 353 - +
The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Both are fools but who knows?
#5337 -52 = 282 - 334 - +
Free will is compulsory.
#5627 -52 = 214 - 266 - +
The only enemy is good
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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feel better now
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
#1274 -53 = 417 - 470 - +
Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
#2375 -53 = 263 - 316 - +
Simulate yourself
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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You can't be too serious.
#3292 -53 = 254 - 307 - +
Good news!
It's Terminal!
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Free
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
#4406 -53 = 279 - 332 - +
If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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I love you too.
#5299 -53 = 290 - 343 - +
We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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ignorance is hell.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
#5943 -53 = 126 - 179 - +
what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Apocalypse!
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
#1411 -54 = 287 - 341 - +
I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Jesus loves war!
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Never give an inch!
#2113 -54 = 254 - 308 - +
Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Step on a crack
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Support your local ceiling.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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words tend to be inadequate
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
#3252 -54 = 223 - 277 - +
Stop being used.
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Lol, reality.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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