Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::open($save_path, $session_name) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::open(string $path, string $name): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 172

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::close() should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::close(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 187

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::read($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::read(string $id): string|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 201

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::write($id, $dataStr) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::write(string $id, string $data): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 229

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::destroy($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::destroy(string $id): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 335

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::gc($maxlifetime) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::gc(int $max_lifetime): int|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 355

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 174

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 192

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 185

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 202

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 163

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::count() should either be compatible with Countable::count(): int, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 555

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 560

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 570

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 565

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 580

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 575

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetExists($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetExists(mixed $offset): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 589

Deprecated: Return type of & MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetGet($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetGet(mixed $offset): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 601

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetSet($offset, $value) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetSet(mixed $offset, mixed $value): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 610

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetUnset($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetUnset(mixed $offset): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 614

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContentHandler::$mModelName is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/ContentHandler.php on line 454

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Message implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 159

Deprecated: RawMessage implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 1232

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Parser::$mPreprocessorClass is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/parser/Parser.php on line 280

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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=== Chapter 31 ===
 
=== Chapter 31 ===
'''Original:'''
 
  
  Weapons are tools of destruction hated by people.
+
  Being rigid makes a person easy to oppress;
  Therefore followers of the Way never use them.
+
  The wise spags use the creative trip left,
In peace leaders favor the creative left.
+
  or the destructive trip right,
  In war they favor the destructive right.
+
and stay flexible.
 
   
 
   
  Weapons are tools of destruction,
+
  Rules disguise suspicion;
  not used by good leaders.
+
  So be suspicious about them.
  When their use cannot be avoided,
+
  The wise spags will break them
  the best policy is calm restraint.
+
without drawing attention
 +
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,
 +
  if being free is their intent.
 
   
 
   
  Even in victory there is no glory.
+
  When freedom is in danger,
  Those who celebrate victory delight in slaughter.
+
there should be no rest.
Those who delight in slaughter
+
  Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,
will not be successful leaders.
+
  but have caged themselves.   
  The killing of many should be mourned with sorrow.
+
  Wise spags speak of a jail break,
  A victory should be celebrated with funeral ceremonies.
+
  and lead by example
 
+
  by rattling their own chains.
 
+
   
'''Our Translation:'''
+
  They enter the idiot asylum
 
+
  with care and consideration
  Gray is the color of destruction hated by people
+
  as if crossing a battlefield
  therefore followers of the Way never use destructive disorder.
+
  or tiptoeing through a slumber party.
  Instead the wise spag uses the creative trip left
 
or the destructive trip right
 
 
 
Destructive disorder is not used by good leaders.
 
  When its use cannot be avoided
 
  the best policy is to banish with laughter.
 
 
 
In wartime victory there are no lulz.
 
Those who celebrate war delight in destructive disorder.
 
  Those who use destruction with no creative silver lining
 
  will not be successful leaders.
 
  The killing of laughter should be mourned with sorrow.
 
 
   
 
   
  We stand hand in hand in aftermath.
+
  The symphony of rattling chains
 +
is neither noise nor music.
 +
It is the sound of the Chao
 +
and those who hear it.
  
 
=== Chapter 32 ===
 
=== Chapter 32 ===
'''Original:'''
 
 
The Way is absolute and undefined.
 
Like natural uncarved wood in simplicity,
 
yet none in the world can overcome it.
 
If leaders would hold to it,
 
the whole world would serve them spontaneously.
 
 
Heaven and earth join, and gentle rain falls,
 
beyond the command of anyone, evenly upon all.
 
When civilization arose, names began.
 
With names, one should know when to stop.
 
Knowing when to stop, frees one from danger.
 
The Way in the world is like
 
rivers and streams flowing into the sea.
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
  
  Chaos cannot be labled,
+
  Chaos cannot be labeled,
  Because it contains all lables.
+
  because it contains all labels.
 
  Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.
 
  Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.
 
  It's Gödels, all the way down.
 
  It's Gödels, all the way down.
 
   
 
   
 
  Order and Disorder unite,
 
  Order and Disorder unite,
  And Illusion slips into Chaos.
+
  and Illusion slips into Chaos.
  When spags learn language, labels begin.
+
  When people create language, labels begin.
 
  With labels, one should know when to stop.
 
  With labels, one should know when to stop.
 
  Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;
 
  Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;
  And are free to create as they see fit.
+
  And are free to create as they choose.
  
 
=== Chapter 33 ===
 
=== Chapter 33 ===
'''Original:'''
 
 
Those who know others are wise.
 
Those who know themselves are enlightened.
 
Those who overcome others require force.
 
Those who overcome themselves need strength.
 
Those who are content are wealthy.
 
Those who persevere have will power.
 
Those who do not lose their center endure.
 
Those who die but maintain their power live eternally.
 
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
  
 
  Those who question others are wise.
 
  Those who question others are wise.
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=== Chapter 34 ===
 
=== Chapter 34 ===
'''Original:'''
 
  
 +
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.
 +
It contains all things,
 +
even that which is not there.
 +
It does not judge,
 +
it has no subjectivity.
 +
 +
It has no meta,
 +
for even thoughts outside Chaos
 +
are found within Chaos.
 +
If all things that change are within it,
 +
then it does not change;
 +
Because there is no Other.
 +
 +
I know, you're thinking that this
 +
is all one big, fat
 +
intentional contradiction.
 +
Fair enough;
 +
But sometimes only a paradox
 +
can explain what's going on.
  
 +
=== Chapter 35 ===
  
'''Our Translation:'''
+
The wise spag treats every day like a day off,
 
+
but still gets things done.
''Translation TK''
+
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao
 
+
because within it lives every possibility.
 
+
 
+
But even that is an incomplete map,
=== Chapter 35 ===
+
  so beware of believing it to be the territory.
'''Original:'''
 
  All men will come to him who keeps to the one,
 
For there lie rest and happiness and peace.
 
 
   
 
   
  Passers by may stop for music and good food,
+
  The Cabbage on the street may be starving,
But a description of the Tao seems without substance or flavor.
+
  but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.
It cannot be seen, it cannot be heard,
 
  And yet it cannot be exhausted.
 
 
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
 
 
Everyone digs the one who balances the chao
 
because within it live shits, giggles, and 3D movies
 
 
   
 
   
  The Cabbage on the street may be starving
+
  Jump to conclusions,
  but the chao on the menu still doesn't taste like hamburger
+
  fall flat on your face.
 
 
(by Hoops)
 
  
 
=== Chapter 36 ===
 
=== Chapter 36 ===
'''Original:'''
 
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
 
''Translation TK''
 
 
  
 +
Movement creates territory.
 +
When you know where you are,
 +
you know what to defend.
 +
 +
The maps in your head
 +
are extensions of yourself.
 +
You should pay attention
 +
when your ideas get in someone's face.
 +
 +
People are frightened of new ideas
 +
because they feel invaded.
 +
They must protect their territory.
 +
 +
The wise spags know their maps
 +
can only be changed by themselves;
 +
Knowing this, they are not frightened
 +
by the unknown.
 +
Well, they ''shouldn't'' be frightened,
 +
but we're all still monkeys in the end.
 +
 +
We create with the body,
 +
but amend with the mind.
  
 
=== Chapter 37 ===
 
=== Chapter 37 ===
'''Original:'''
 
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
 
''Translation TK''
 
 
  
 +
Every spag has limitations.
 +
Some are in the body.
 +
Some are in the mind.
 +
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.
 +
Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much).
 +
Yet some people will live their entire lives
 +
without ever encountering a stray thought.
 +
These people do not know they are in Prison.
 +
 +
So the wise spags know their limitations,
 +
and how to change them.
 +
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,
 +
yet can see through the bars
 +
and attempt another jailbreak.
  
 
=== Chapter 38 ===
 
=== Chapter 38 ===
'''Original:'''
 
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
 
''Translation TK''
 
 
  
 +
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.
 +
In the same way, the Self includes
 +
the inside and the outside.
 +
To emphasize the inside
 +
is to pollute the outside with a grid.
 +
To emphasize the outside
 +
is to lose your center.
 +
While it's fun to toy with both,
 +
forgetting that they go together
 +
plants the seed of a cabbage.
 +
 +
Therefore when doubt is lost,
 +
Absolutism is born.
 +
When Absolutism encounters dissent,
 +
Authority arises.
 +
When Authority arises,
 +
Freedom is lost.
 +
When Freedom is lost,
 +
the wise spags create their own rules.
 +
 +
Doubt allows people to see around corners,
 +
and to peer above walls.
 +
Therefore the wise spags never know,
 +
and so are boundless.
  
 
=== Chapter 39 ===
 
=== Chapter 39 ===
'''Original:'''
 
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
 
''Translation TK''
 
 
  
 +
Every spag's mind
 +
is a better artist than they can ever know.
 +
For every conclusion they make,
 +
supporting facts rise to the surface.
 +
Each certainty has its own gravity
 +
that attracts the Illusions of Order.
 +
 +
If you can think it, you can prove it.
 +
This is how we turn Order and Disorder
 +
into fractals of Illusion.
 +
 +
When spags try to order the Chao,
 +
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;
 +
Words are angry & sterile.
 +
 +
Words reduce the Chao;
 +
A confused mind cannot grasp it
 +
and cannot drop it, either.
  
 
=== Chapter 40 ===
 
=== Chapter 40 ===
'''Original:'''
 
  
 
+
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.
 
+
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.
'''Our Translation:'''
+
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,
 
+
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.
''Translation TK''
+
 +
For the record, "Incomprehensible Totality"
 +
is fairly incomprehensible.

Latest revision as of 13:35, 16 February 2011

part of the Sacred Chao Te Ching

Chapter 31

Being rigid makes a person easy to oppress;
The wise spags use the creative trip left,
or the destructive trip right,
and stay flexible.

Rules disguise suspicion;
So be suspicious about them.
The wise spags will break them
without drawing attention
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,
if being free is their intent.

When freedom is in danger,
there should be no rest.
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,
but have caged themselves.  
Wise spags speak of a jail break,
and lead by example
by rattling their own chains.

They enter the idiot asylum
with care and consideration
as if crossing a battlefield
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.

The symphony of rattling chains
is neither noise nor music.
It is the sound of the Chao
and those who hear it.

Chapter 32

Chaos cannot be labeled,
because it contains all labels.
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.
It's Gödels, all the way down.

Order and Disorder unite,
and Illusion slips into Chaos.
When people create language, labels begin.
With labels, one should know when to stop.
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;
And are free to create as they choose.

Chapter 33

Those who question others are wise.
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.
Those who accept through faith are blind.
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.

Chapter 34

Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.
It contains all things,
even that which is not there.
It does not judge, 
it has no subjectivity.

It has no meta,
for even thoughts outside Chaos
are found within Chaos.
If all things that change are within it,
then it does not change;
Because there is no Other.

I know, you're thinking that this
is all one big, fat
intentional contradiction.
Fair enough;
But sometimes only a paradox
can explain what's going on.

Chapter 35

The wise spag treats every day like a day off, 
but still gets things done.
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao
because within it lives every possibility.

But even that is an incomplete map,
so beware of believing it to be the territory.

The Cabbage on the street may be starving,
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.

Jump to conclusions,
fall flat on your face.

Chapter 36

Movement creates territory.
When you know where you are,
you know what to defend.

The maps in your head
are extensions of yourself.
You should pay attention
when your ideas get in someone's face.

People are frightened of new ideas
because they feel invaded.
They must protect their territory.

The wise spags know their maps
can only be changed by themselves;
Knowing this, they are not frightened
by the unknown.
Well, they shouldn't be frightened,
but we're all still monkeys in the end.

We create with the body,
but amend with the mind.

Chapter 37

Every spag has limitations.
Some are in the body.
Some are in the mind.
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.
Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much).
Yet some people will live their entire lives
without ever encountering a stray thought.
These people do not know they are in Prison.

So the wise spags know their limitations,
and how to change them.
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,
yet can see through the bars
and attempt another jailbreak.

Chapter 38

The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.
In the same way, the Self includes 
the inside and the outside.
To emphasize the inside 
is to pollute the outside with a grid.
To emphasize the outside 
is to lose your center.
While it's fun to toy with both, 
forgetting that they go together 
plants the seed of a cabbage.

Therefore when doubt is lost,
Absolutism is born.
When Absolutism encounters dissent,
Authority arises.
When Authority arises,
Freedom is lost.
When Freedom is lost,
the wise spags create their own rules.

Doubt allows people to see around corners,
and to peer above walls.
Therefore the wise spags never know,
and so are boundless.

Chapter 39

Every spag's mind
is a better artist than they can ever know.
For every conclusion they make,
supporting facts rise to the surface.
Each certainty has its own gravity
that attracts the Illusions of Order.

If you can think it, you can prove it.
This is how we turn Order and Disorder
into fractals of Illusion.

When spags try to order the Chao,
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;
Words are angry & sterile.

Words reduce the Chao;
A confused mind cannot grasp it
and cannot drop it, either.

Chapter 40

Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.

For the record, "Incomprehensible Totality" 
is fairly incomprehensible.
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