Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::open($save_path, $session_name) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::open(string $path, string $name): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 172

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::close() should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::close(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 187

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::read($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::read(string $id): string|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 201

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::write($id, $dataStr) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::write(string $id, string $data): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 229

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::destroy($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::destroy(string $id): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 335

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::gc($maxlifetime) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::gc(int $max_lifetime): int|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 355

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 174

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 192

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 185

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 202

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 163

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::count() should either be compatible with Countable::count(): int, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 555

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 560

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 570

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 565

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 580

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 575

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetExists($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetExists(mixed $offset): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 589

Deprecated: Return type of & MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetGet($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetGet(mixed $offset): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 601

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetSet($offset, $value) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetSet(mixed $offset, mixed $value): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 610

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetUnset($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetUnset(mixed $offset): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 614

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContentHandler::$mModelName is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/ContentHandler.php on line 454

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Message implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 159

Deprecated: RawMessage implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 1232

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Parser::$mPreprocessorClass is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/parser/Parser.php on line 280

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContent::$mText is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/TextContent.php on line 56

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property PoolWorkArticleView::$poolCounter is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/poolcounter/PoolCounterWork.php on line 39

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=== Chapter 31 ===
 
=== Chapter 31 ===
  
  Gray is the color of destruction hated by people
+
  Being rigid makes a person easy to oppress;
  therefore followers of the Way never use destructive disorder.
+
  The wise spags use the creative trip left,
Instead the wise spag uses the creative trip left
+
  or the destructive trip right,
  or the destructive trip right
+
and stay flexible.
 
   
 
   
  Destructive disorder is not used by good leaders.
+
  Rules disguise suspicion;
  When its use cannot be avoided
+
  So be suspicious about them.
the best policy is to banish with laughter.
+
  The wise spags will break them
   
+
  without drawing attention
  In wartime victory there are no lulz.
+
  and will be rewarded with sovereignty,
Those who celebrate war delight in destructive disorder.
+
  if being free is their intent.
Those who use destruction with no creative silver lining
 
  will not be successful leaders.
 
The killing of laughter should be mourned with sorrow.
 
 
We stand hand in hand in aftermath.
 
 
 
OR
 
 
 
Rigidity makes oppression simple;
 
  free spirits resist.
 
 
   
 
   
  Rules disguise suspicion;
+
  When freedom is in danger,
only follow with care,
+
  there should be no rest.
the brave man will break them
+
  Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,
& proceed from his heart.
+
  but have caged themselves.   
Rewarded with sovereignty,
+
  Wise spags speak of a jail break,
being free his intent.
+
  and lead by example
If freedom is in danger,
+
  by rattling their own chains.
  how can he rest?
 
  Those who oppose him are not evil,
 
  but trapped in a cage.   
 
  He speaks of a jail break &
 
rattles their chains,
 
  rekindles a smoldering
 
  to burn down the place.
 
 
   
 
   
  He enters the idiot asylum
+
  They enter the idiot asylum
  with care & consideration
+
  with care and consideration
  as if crossing a battlefield.
+
  as if crossing a battlefield
 +
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.
 
   
 
   
  -by Honey
+
  The symphony of rattling chains
 +
is neither noise nor music.
 +
It is the sound of the Chao
 +
and those who hear it.
  
 
=== Chapter 32 ===
 
=== Chapter 32 ===
  
  Chaos cannot be labled,
+
  Chaos cannot be labeled,
  Because it contains all lables.
+
  because it contains all labels.
 
  Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.
 
  Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.
 
  It's Gödels, all the way down.
 
  It's Gödels, all the way down.
 
   
 
   
 
  Order and Disorder unite,
 
  Order and Disorder unite,
  And Illusion slips into Chaos.
+
  and Illusion slips into Chaos.
  When spags learn language, labels begin.
+
  When people create language, labels begin.
 
  With labels, one should know when to stop.
 
  With labels, one should know when to stop.
 
  Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;
 
  Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;
  And are free to create as they see fit.
+
  And are free to create as they choose.
  
 
=== Chapter 33 ===
 
=== Chapter 33 ===
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  Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.
 
  Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.
 
  It contains all things,
 
  It contains all things,
  Even that which is not there.
+
  even that which is not there.
 
  It does not judge,  
 
  It does not judge,  
  It has no subjectivity.
+
  it has no subjectivity.
 
   
 
   
 
  It has no meta,
 
  It has no meta,
  For even thoughts outside Chaos
+
  for even thoughts outside Chaos
  Are found within Chaos.
+
  are found within Chaos.
 
  If all things that change are within it,
 
  If all things that change are within it,
  Then it does not change;
+
  then it does not change;
 
  Because there is no Other.
 
  Because there is no Other.
 
+
   
OR
+
  I know, you're thinking that this
 
+
  is all one big, fat
  Chaos pours galaxies;
+
  intentional contradiction.
  silhouetted sky as flesh
+
  Fair enough;
we are born
+
  But sometimes only a paradox
  streaming forth,
+
  can explain what's going on.
  trickling back too.
 
  Endless celestial puzzles
 
frazzle feed freak free minds.
 
Rhapsody in quintessence
 
beings immersed
 
then unfasten;
 
  sentience.
 
  Unconcerned with conclusions,
 
no need to grasp.
 
Unconscious of power,
 
wild free it prevails.  (YaY)
 
  
 
=== Chapter 35 ===
 
=== Chapter 35 ===
  
  Everyone digs the one who balances the chao
+
The wise spag treats every day like a day off,
  because within it live shits, giggles, and 3D movies
+
but still gets things done.
 +
  Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao
 +
  because within it lives every possibility.
 +
 +
But even that is an incomplete map,
 +
so beware of believing it to be the territory.
 
   
 
   
  The Cabbage on the street may be starving
+
  The Cabbage on the street may be starving,
  but the chao on the menu still doesn't taste like hamburger
+
  but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.
 
   
 
   
-by Hoops
+
  Jump to conclusions,
 
 
OR
 
 
 
She who swirls within the Chao
 
glides drifts dreams of flight,
 
much care heals the broken wing.
 
Birds of a feather
 
soar off together.
 
  Jump to conclusions
 
 
  fall flat on your face.
 
  fall flat on your face.
Words stink of the Chao
 
will ruffle not bow.
 
Try to force: fail.
 
It will live ''you''!
 
Both wings alight.
 
  
 
=== Chapter 36 ===
 
=== Chapter 36 ===
  
  Movement is the mother of experience.
+
  Movement creates territory.
  If you want something,
+
  When you know where you are,
  allow it to be given away.
+
  you know what to defend.
The Chao is never lost
 
although easily found.
 
 
   
 
   
  Pure space is without limits;
+
  The maps in your head
  no room for right or wrong, yes or no.
+
  are extensions of yourself.
  Decisions float to the surface.
+
  You should pay attention
 +
when your ideas get in someone's face.
 
   
 
   
  We love with the body,
+
  People are frightened of new ideas
  but fuck with the mind.
+
because they feel invaded.
  Understanding is delusion,
+
They must protect their territory.
  not understanding indifference.
+
 +
The wise spags know their maps
 +
can only be changed by themselves;
 +
Knowing this, they are not frightened
 +
by the unknown.
 +
Well, they ''shouldn't'' be frightened,
 +
  but we're all still monkeys in the end.
 +
   
 +
We create with the body,
 +
  but amend with the mind.
  
 
=== Chapter 37 ===
 
=== Chapter 37 ===
  
  Chaos is not subjective,
+
  Every spag has limitations.
  And so creates no Illusions.
+
Some are in the body.
  If people tried to act this way,
+
Some are in the mind.
  Authority could not lead through Fear.
+
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.
  When making observations and judgments,
+
  Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much).
  Take care when creating your Illusions;
+
  Yet some people will live their entire lives
  And recognize them as such.
+
without ever encountering a stray thought.
  Doing so will relieve you of many burdens.
+
  These people do not know they are in Prison.
 +
   
 +
  So the wise spags know their limitations,
 +
  and how to change them.
 +
  They are still in the Black Iron Prison,
 +
yet can see through the bars
 +
and attempt another jailbreak.
  
 
=== Chapter 38 ===
 
=== Chapter 38 ===
'''Original:'''
 
  
  Superior power does not emphasize its power,
+
  The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.
and thus is powerful.
+
  In the same way, the Self includes
  Inferior power never forgets its power,
+
  the inside and the outside.
  and thus is powerless.
+
  To emphasize the inside
  Superior power never interferes nor has an ulterior motive.
+
  is to pollute the outside with a grid.
  Inferior power interferes and has an ulterior motive.
+
  To emphasize the outside
Superior humanity takes action but has no ulterior motive.
+
  is to lose your center.
Superior morality takes action and has an ulterior motive.
+
  While it's fun to toy with both,  
Superior custom takes action, and finding no response,
+
  forgetting that they go together
stretches out arms to force it on them.
+
  plants the seed of a cabbage.
   
 
Therefore when the Way is lost, power arises.
 
  When power is lost, humanity arises.
 
  When humanity is lost, morality arises.
 
When morality is lost, custom arises.
 
  Now custom is a superficial expression
 
  of loyalty and faithfulness, and the beginning of disorder.
 
 
   
 
   
  Foreknowledge is the flowering of the Way
+
  Therefore when doubt is lost,
  and the beginning of folly.
+
  Absolutism is born.
  Therefore the mature dwell in the depth, not in the thin,
+
  When Absolutism encounters dissent,
  in the fruit and not in the flowering.
+
Authority arises.
  They reject one and accept the other.
+
When Authority arises,
 +
  Freedom is lost.
 +
  When Freedom is lost,
 +
the wise spags create their own rules.
 
   
 
   
 
+
Doubt allows people to see around corners,
'''Our Translation:'''
+
and to peer above walls.
 
+
Therefore the wise spags never know,
''Translation TK''
+
and so are boundless.
  
 
=== Chapter 39 ===
 
=== Chapter 39 ===
  
  Riding waves of Chaos,
+
  Every spag's mind
  sea is salty & warm.
+
  is a better artist than they can ever know.
  All beings are permeable
+
  For every conclusion they make,
  to the pull of its flow,
+
  supporting facts rise to the surface.
  undertow seduces,
+
  Each certainty has its own gravity
  ebbing, surging,
+
  that attracts the Illusions of Order.
give receiving.
 
 
   
 
   
  When man tries to order the Chao
+
  If you can think it, you can prove it.
  sky becomes dirty dingy
+
  This is how we turn Order and Disorder
  worlds are angry & sterile
+
  into fractals of Illusion.
with the looking glass shattered
 
& the sea washes away all the trace.
 
 
   
 
   
  When your sense of wonder arouses
+
  When spags try to order the Chao,
even more questions than it counters,
+
  the sky becomes dirty, dingy;
  hearts become as like mirrors,
+
  Words are angry & sterile.
  absorb, echo, reflecting
 
tsunamis inside
 
the surface remains tranquil.
 
 
   
 
   
 +
Words reduce the Chao;
 +
A confused mind cannot grasp it
 +
and cannot drop it, either.
 +
 
=== Chapter 40 ===
 
=== Chapter 40 ===
  
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  The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.
 
  The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.
 
  All spags in the world create their own Illusions,
 
  All spags in the world create their own Illusions,
  And then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.
+
  and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.
 +
 +
For the record, "Incomprehensible Totality"
 +
is fairly incomprehensible.

Latest revision as of 13:35, 16 February 2011

part of the Sacred Chao Te Ching

Chapter 31

Being rigid makes a person easy to oppress;
The wise spags use the creative trip left,
or the destructive trip right,
and stay flexible.

Rules disguise suspicion;
So be suspicious about them.
The wise spags will break them
without drawing attention
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,
if being free is their intent.

When freedom is in danger,
there should be no rest.
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,
but have caged themselves.  
Wise spags speak of a jail break,
and lead by example
by rattling their own chains.

They enter the idiot asylum
with care and consideration
as if crossing a battlefield
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.

The symphony of rattling chains
is neither noise nor music.
It is the sound of the Chao
and those who hear it.

Chapter 32

Chaos cannot be labeled,
because it contains all labels.
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.
It's Gödels, all the way down.

Order and Disorder unite,
and Illusion slips into Chaos.
When people create language, labels begin.
With labels, one should know when to stop.
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;
And are free to create as they choose.

Chapter 33

Those who question others are wise.
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.
Those who accept through faith are blind.
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.

Chapter 34

Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.
It contains all things,
even that which is not there.
It does not judge, 
it has no subjectivity.

It has no meta,
for even thoughts outside Chaos
are found within Chaos.
If all things that change are within it,
then it does not change;
Because there is no Other.

I know, you're thinking that this
is all one big, fat
intentional contradiction.
Fair enough;
But sometimes only a paradox
can explain what's going on.

Chapter 35

The wise spag treats every day like a day off, 
but still gets things done.
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao
because within it lives every possibility.

But even that is an incomplete map,
so beware of believing it to be the territory.

The Cabbage on the street may be starving,
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.

Jump to conclusions,
fall flat on your face.

Chapter 36

Movement creates territory.
When you know where you are,
you know what to defend.

The maps in your head
are extensions of yourself.
You should pay attention
when your ideas get in someone's face.

People are frightened of new ideas
because they feel invaded.
They must protect their territory.

The wise spags know their maps
can only be changed by themselves;
Knowing this, they are not frightened
by the unknown.
Well, they shouldn't be frightened,
but we're all still monkeys in the end.

We create with the body,
but amend with the mind.

Chapter 37

Every spag has limitations.
Some are in the body.
Some are in the mind.
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.
Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much).
Yet some people will live their entire lives
without ever encountering a stray thought.
These people do not know they are in Prison.

So the wise spags know their limitations,
and how to change them.
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,
yet can see through the bars
and attempt another jailbreak.

Chapter 38

The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.
In the same way, the Self includes 
the inside and the outside.
To emphasize the inside 
is to pollute the outside with a grid.
To emphasize the outside 
is to lose your center.
While it's fun to toy with both, 
forgetting that they go together 
plants the seed of a cabbage.

Therefore when doubt is lost,
Absolutism is born.
When Absolutism encounters dissent,
Authority arises.
When Authority arises,
Freedom is lost.
When Freedom is lost,
the wise spags create their own rules.

Doubt allows people to see around corners,
and to peer above walls.
Therefore the wise spags never know,
and so are boundless.

Chapter 39

Every spag's mind
is a better artist than they can ever know.
For every conclusion they make,
supporting facts rise to the surface.
Each certainty has its own gravity
that attracts the Illusions of Order.

If you can think it, you can prove it.
This is how we turn Order and Disorder
into fractals of Illusion.

When spags try to order the Chao,
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;
Words are angry & sterile.

Words reduce the Chao;
A confused mind cannot grasp it
and cannot drop it, either.

Chapter 40

Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.

For the record, "Incomprehensible Totality" 
is fairly incomprehensible.
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