Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::open($save_path, $session_name) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::open(string $path, string $name): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 172

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::close() should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::close(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 187

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::read($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::read(string $id): string|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 201

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::write($id, $dataStr) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::write(string $id, string $data): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 229

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::destroy($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::destroy(string $id): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 335

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::gc($maxlifetime) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::gc(int $max_lifetime): int|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 355

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 174

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 192

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 185

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 202

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 163

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::count() should either be compatible with Countable::count(): int, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 555

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 560

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 570

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 565

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 580

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 575

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetExists($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetExists(mixed $offset): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 589

Deprecated: Return type of & MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetGet($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetGet(mixed $offset): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 601

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetSet($offset, $value) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetSet(mixed $offset, mixed $value): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 610

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetUnset($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetUnset(mixed $offset): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 614

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContentHandler::$mModelName is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/ContentHandler.php on line 454

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Message implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 159

Deprecated: RawMessage implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 1232

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property BufferingStatsdDataFactory::$prefix is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/libs/stats/BufferingStatsdDataFactory.php on line 40

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  Those that claim to know everything will fail.
 
  Those that claim to know everything will fail.
 
  Those who are willing to accept new information
 
  Those who are willing to accept new information
  are able to adapt their situation.
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  adapt to their situation.
 
  Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,
 
  Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,
  they will not fail.
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  they will not fail.  Usually.
  
 
=== Chapter 72 ===
 
=== Chapter 72 ===
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  Do not restrict people's freedoms,
 
  Do not restrict people's freedoms,
 
  or their bodies, or their minds.
 
  or their bodies, or their minds.
  If you act like a spag, you will be treated like a spag.
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  If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.
 
   
 
   
 
  Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.
 
  Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.
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  When you realize that change is the only constant
 
  When you realize that change is the only constant
  there is nothing left to do.
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  there is nothing left to fight.
  Drop ambition and expectation and
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  Drop ambition and expectation  
  death will have nothing real to kill.
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  and death will have nothing real to kill;
  Let the pieces fall where they may
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On the other hand, you will end up
  and have someone else pick them up.
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with nothing real.
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  When you let the pieces fall where they may,
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  someone else will pick them up.
  
 
=== Chapter 75 ===
 
=== Chapter 75 ===
  
  People are not free.
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  People are not free following Authority,
  Because Authority gives people their Freedoms
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  because Authority only gives people  
  the people do not take it.
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the Freedoms they are allowed;
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  The people do not take it for themselves.
 
   
 
   
 
  Authority makes myriad rules
 
  Authority makes myriad rules
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=== Chapter 76 ===
 
=== Chapter 76 ===
  
  When born, you are closer to Eris than ever.
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  When born, we are close to Chaos.
  Then is no conceptual Order or Disorder and things simply Are.
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  We simply experience, we have no names.
  Growing up, we learn the teachings of Greyface
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  Growing up, we learn how to make patterns
  and we receive the 'gifts' of compliance and structure.
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  and we are taught about Order and Disorder.
 
  Believing this to be reality,
 
  Believing this to be reality,
  our bodies become Rigorously Mortal rather than flexibly free.
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  our minds and bodies become rigid,
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rather than flexible.
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And so are easy to break.
  
 
=== Chapter 77 ===
 
=== Chapter 77 ===
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  Because they are people,
 
  Because they are people,
 
  they lie to themselves  
 
  they lie to themselves  
  from the day they open their eyes.
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  from the moment they open their eyes.
 
   
 
   
 
  Who are free from the chains of Illusion?
 
  Who are free from the chains of Illusion?
 
  Not even the wise spags, although they try.
 
  Not even the wise spags, although they try.
  Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,
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  So the wise spags create their own Illusions,
 
  and do not admit perfect clarity.
 
  and do not admit perfect clarity.
 
  They know better than anyone else,
 
  They know better than anyone else,
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=== Chapter 78 ===
 
=== Chapter 78 ===
  
  It is said that the weak will overcome the strong.
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  Those that impose Order
  This is true of laughter.
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soon find that they have increased Disorder.
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Those that escalate Disorder
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build the walls of Order in response.
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  Those that laugh at these Illusions
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can overcome anything.
 
  Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.
 
  Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.
When the emperor struts around in public with no clothes, only the laughter of children will save him.
 
 
  It can soften the rigid.
 
  It can soften the rigid.
  It can make you drop your baggage.
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  It will  make you drop your baggage.
 
  It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.
 
  It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.
It can thaw the heart's armor of ice.
 
It can even pull the cloth right off the table while the plates and utensils remain motionless.
 
  
 
=== Chapter 79 ===
 
=== Chapter 79 ===
  
  The Illuminati and the Discordians have reconciled many times.
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  A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.
  But someone always remains attached to their own butt-hurt.
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Only the sick are inflexible.
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  Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.
 
  If you do not shit your hate, you will die.
 
  If you do not shit your hate, you will die.
 
  Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?
 
  Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?
  And the Sacred Chao wobbles again, as the monkeys howl and fling their poop.
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  If you hold on to joy for too long,  
  To guard against this, the Wise Spag remembers always
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it will stagnate and fester.
His own obligations to the LULZ, without expecting repayment or reward.
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  Life craves the new,
  Dancing at the heart of Chaos, Eris plays no favorites.
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  regardless of its content.
  The LULZ flows as a torrent, but the Wise Spag surfs upon it
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  Only the dead cease changing.
Her glorious laughter are his Hodge and his Podge, his vehicle and his prize.
 
  
 
=== Chapter 80 ===
 
=== Chapter 80 ===
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  They will rely on tradition as their guides;
 
  They will rely on tradition as their guides;
 
  They will not make observations,
 
  They will not make observations,
  or try things out,
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  or try new things,
 
  or experiment,
 
  or experiment,
 
  or play.
 
  or play.
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=== Chapter 81 ===
 
=== Chapter 81 ===
  
  We’re part of the problem,
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  Words are not experiences.
  takes one to know one, it’s true.
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  Experiences have no words.  
 
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  When one's third eye opens,
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  Reading about Laughter
  it is like escaping from Plato's cave.
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  is not the same as laughing.  
  You cannot go back to the darkness
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  and those chained below reject
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  These Orderly letters only approximate
  what they have not seen.
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  the spinning Chaos of life.
 
   
 
   
  The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.
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  The Disorder around you
  He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.
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  has yet to find a pattern.  
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.
 
Nothing to save or salvage.
 
 
   
 
   
  The sacred cow simply says "Mu".
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  Now get out there
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and make something happen.

Latest revision as of 13:36, 16 February 2011

part of the Sacred Chao Te Ching

Chapter 71

It is wise to admit ignorance.
Those that claim to know everything will fail.
Those who are willing to accept new information
adapt to their situation.
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,
they will not fail.  Usually.

Chapter 72

When people openly disobey Authority,
another Authority will descend.
The wise spags go around, not against.
When people lack a sense of awe
they cannot see what's awesome.
Do not restrict people's freedoms,
or their bodies, or their minds.
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.

Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.

Chapter 73

Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.
Both of these ways are foolish.
Why would you embrace Illusion,
and deny one half of the Universe?

Wise spags find the patterns,
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.
They change the world,
not through Ideology,
but by finding the Hidden Middle.
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,
and embrace the whole Universe.

Chapter 74

When you realize that change is the only constant
there is nothing left to fight.
Drop ambition and expectation 
and death will have nothing real to kill;
On the other hand, you will end up
with nothing real.
When you let the pieces fall where they may,
someone else will pick them up.

Chapter 75

People are not free following Authority,
because Authority only gives people 
the Freedoms they are allowed;
The people do not take it for themselves.

Authority makes myriad rules
because people do not follow them.
This is why we are all criminals.

People do not care about responsibility
because they gave it to Authority.
Authority does not care about people
because they are not responsible.
Only those who accept responsibility
and seize their freedoms
can change their stars.

Chapter 76

When born, we are close to Chaos.
We simply experience, we have no names.
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.
Believing this to be reality,
our minds and bodies become rigid,
rather than flexible.
And so are easy to break.

Chapter 77

Chaos is made up of all things.
This is why it makes no distinctions.
People are less than all things,
so they see differences and put them in boxes.

Because they are people,
they lie to themselves 
from the moment they open their eyes.

Who are free from the chains of Illusion?
Not even the wise spags, although they try.
So the wise spags create their own Illusions,
and do not admit perfect clarity.
They know better than anyone else,
the power of Illusion to blind the eye
and deafen the ear.

Chapter 78

Those that impose Order
soon find that they have increased Disorder.
Those that escalate Disorder
build the walls of Order in response.
Those that laugh at these Illusions
can overcome anything.
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.
It can soften the rigid.
It will  make you drop your baggage.
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.

Chapter 79

A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.
Only the sick are inflexible.
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?
If you hold on to joy for too long, 
it will stagnate and fester.
Life craves the new,
regardless of its content.
Only the dead cease changing.

Chapter 80

In a place where information is suppressed
and curiosity stifled,
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.
They will rely on tradition as their guides;
They will not make observations,
or try new things,
or experiment,
or play.
They will be suspicious of outsiders
just as they are with new ideas.
Their minds will be as stagnant
as the pond where they dump their garbage.
They are surely as dead as they can be,
though they still draw breath.

Chapter 81

Words are not experiences.
Experiences have no words. 

Reading about Laughter
is not the same as laughing. 

These Orderly letters only approximate
the spinning Chaos of life.

The Disorder around you
has yet to find a pattern. 

Now get out there
and make something happen.
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