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(New page: This is not intended for a discordian audience, since it would be preaching to the choir. It's basically just high-minded posturing, but whatever. -vexati0n origi...)
 
 
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== Part I ==
  
 
Liberty is not inherent in any system of government.  In fact, the opposite is true.  Every type of government exists, by necessity, to limit liberty.  Your personal freedom is not something granted to you by your government: if that is what you believe, then you don't actually have it.  Freedom is something you take for yourself, it cannot be given to you.   
 
Liberty is not inherent in any system of government.  In fact, the opposite is true.  Every type of government exists, by necessity, to limit liberty.  Your personal freedom is not something granted to you by your government: if that is what you believe, then you don't actually have it.  Freedom is something you take for yourself, it cannot be given to you.   
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And what will we do when all else really does fail, and we are left with neither convenience nor liberty; our plates filled with stale bread and our living rooms filled with stormtroopers to keep us from complaining about it?
 
And what will we do when all else really does fail, and we are left with neither convenience nor liberty; our plates filled with stale bread and our living rooms filled with stormtroopers to keep us from complaining about it?
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FROM HERE: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13076.0
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being that these are geared for American audiences, they may not be useful for this specific publication. But I dig their vibe and flavor. Maybe someone will read this and tap into that energy that Vex is bringing.
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In the USA, the general tactic taken to defend "liberty" and "freedom" against an increasingly aggressive, imperialist Federal Government is to quote the "Founding Fathers," in their legislative work, their extragovnernmental literature, and even their private correspondence.  The case is usually made that we are somehow straying from the path set forth in the nation's founding principles, and that a move back toward those precepts (which are supposed to be more pure, somehow) is what is needed.
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Doing it this way is dead wrong, and it's like fighting a battle for a field you've already signed over to the Enemy.
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Invoking the names of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson is exactly what the Empire hopes you will do.  It's the Mythology of the State that allows this Imperial government to gain a foothold in American culture in the first place.  If we're always worshiping these mythological creatures known as the Founding Fathers, then we're working to change a corrupt system from within the confines of its own corrupt culture of misinformation.  And not only that, but you're always fighting for somebody else's ideals.  That's the drive of ignorant imperial drones now as it always has been.
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For a quick example -- Who cares if the Founding Fathers were Christian or not?  Even if it's proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they did intend to instill Christian theocracy on this continent, does that mean that we today are bound by that?  Judging by the way everyone goes back and forth about the Founders and their Constitution, you'd think either side, given sufficient evidence, would concede and capitulate to the other.  That's the kind of fight we don't have time for.
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Forget what Thomas Jefferson thought -- what do you think?
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These men were not fighting to restore order to a collapsing republic -- they were fighting to create a republic.  They were fighting to see their own ideas be put into action.  That is the spirit of the American Revolution -- not the idea that whatever they did 230 years ago ought to stand forever, but that a truly free people must fight to govern themselves.  So, then, should you be fighting to see your ideas bear fruit; not fighting just to convince somebody else that John Hancock and Company were on your side.
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Eventually, although it's nearly blasphemous to say so, the Constitution of 1786 will have to be torn down.  It will become too tattered and too corrupt; and that is something the Founders always knew (they just don't teach you that part in school for some reason).  What will fill the vacuum left where the Constitution used to stand is not up to politicians, pundits, or the media; for those are corrosive elements and therefore cannot build anything.  What is built depends on the people who are left in the rubble of the Republic -- and you might be one of those people.
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Will you create a system to govern yourselves, because America is nothing without its people; or will you choose to go on pretending that America is its laws and its mythology, and that it lives in spite of its people?
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== Part III ==
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http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13254.15
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Dear Cabbage,
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These past weeks I have endeavored to give you a sample of some of the truths you take for granted which aren't in fact very true at all.  I have amassed a wealth of evidence supporting the idea that you have instead been led along all the way since the 1850s (actually, much earlier than that if you care to know) toward our now blossoming Police State.
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And, of course, being a Cabbage, you expect me to let you know what to do about it.  Now, you'll notice that there has been some delay since my last correspondence to you.  During the intervening time I have tried on numerous occasions to lay out exactly what you ask for: a plan, a skeletal framework for Resistance, some kind of answer.  Well, here is what I have, after a long and difficult period of brainmilking, come up with:
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1 _______________________________________________________________________
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2 _______________________________________________________________________
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3 _______________________________________________________________________
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4 _______________________________________________________________________
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5 _______________________________________________________________________
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6 _______________________________________________________________________
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7 _______________________________________________________________________
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8 _______________________________________________________________________
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I hope you find the above points helpful in your journey toward saving yourself.
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Sincerely,
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The Asshole Most Responsible.

Latest revision as of 21:47, 10 June 2008

This is not intended for a discordian audience, since it would be preaching to the choir. It's basically just high-minded posturing, but whatever.

                       -vexati0n

original thread here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13052.0


Part I

Liberty is not inherent in any system of government. In fact, the opposite is true. Every type of government exists, by necessity, to limit liberty. Your personal freedom is not something granted to you by your government: if that is what you believe, then you don't actually have it. Freedom is something you take for yourself, it cannot be given to you.

If a man is kicked out of a prison he is said to be free -- but if all he does with that "freedom" is to live in a room and go to work every day like he is "supposed to," then he is really no more free than he was in prison. He has nicer clothes to wear, maybe, and his cell block is larger. More choices at the comissary, more options in the mess hall. But he is nevertheless as fearful of the Authorities as he was in prison; he is subject to punitive action by the administration whether inside or outside the prison walls.

In spite of these obvious truths, it has become popular among the masses to assume that because they are comfortable, they are "free." There is a certain degree of truth to that (as is usually the case with lies), because they are "free" to choose from what is presented to them; they are "free" to associate with the approved groups; they are "free" to protest government policy, so long as they are in "free-speech zones" and they have a permit and they aren't physically located anywhere that might threaten what the government wants to do.

But that isn't really liberty. Liberty is saying what you believe, even if it makes the Authorities uncomfortable. Liberty is going where you want, and not telling anybody where or why. Liberty means that you're free to cover your tracks if you want to, free to talk to and associate with whoever you want. It isn't "Freedom within reasonable boundaries," because people are not reasonable and can be fooled into believing that even totalitarianism is reasonable. Sometimes, totalitarianism IS reasonable, but just because a thing makes sense doesn't mean it is always RIGHT.

The government which claims to be "preserving" our rights and "protecting" our freedom is violating both while we idly sit by and accept entertainment and convenience in return. How long until the resources that keep us mesmerized by television and fast food run out? How far into imperialism and aggression will we allow our government to go to keep our stomachs and eyeballs pacified?

And what will we do when all else really does fail, and we are left with neither convenience nor liberty; our plates filled with stale bread and our living rooms filled with stormtroopers to keep us from complaining about it?

Part II

FROM HERE: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13076.0

being that these are geared for American audiences, they may not be useful for this specific publication. But I dig their vibe and flavor. Maybe someone will read this and tap into that energy that Vex is bringing.


In the USA, the general tactic taken to defend "liberty" and "freedom" against an increasingly aggressive, imperialist Federal Government is to quote the "Founding Fathers," in their legislative work, their extragovnernmental literature, and even their private correspondence. The case is usually made that we are somehow straying from the path set forth in the nation's founding principles, and that a move back toward those precepts (which are supposed to be more pure, somehow) is what is needed.

Doing it this way is dead wrong, and it's like fighting a battle for a field you've already signed over to the Enemy.

Invoking the names of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson is exactly what the Empire hopes you will do. It's the Mythology of the State that allows this Imperial government to gain a foothold in American culture in the first place. If we're always worshiping these mythological creatures known as the Founding Fathers, then we're working to change a corrupt system from within the confines of its own corrupt culture of misinformation. And not only that, but you're always fighting for somebody else's ideals. That's the drive of ignorant imperial drones now as it always has been.

For a quick example -- Who cares if the Founding Fathers were Christian or not? Even if it's proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they did intend to instill Christian theocracy on this continent, does that mean that we today are bound by that? Judging by the way everyone goes back and forth about the Founders and their Constitution, you'd think either side, given sufficient evidence, would concede and capitulate to the other. That's the kind of fight we don't have time for.

Forget what Thomas Jefferson thought -- what do you think?

These men were not fighting to restore order to a collapsing republic -- they were fighting to create a republic. They were fighting to see their own ideas be put into action. That is the spirit of the American Revolution -- not the idea that whatever they did 230 years ago ought to stand forever, but that a truly free people must fight to govern themselves. So, then, should you be fighting to see your ideas bear fruit; not fighting just to convince somebody else that John Hancock and Company were on your side.

Eventually, although it's nearly blasphemous to say so, the Constitution of 1786 will have to be torn down. It will become too tattered and too corrupt; and that is something the Founders always knew (they just don't teach you that part in school for some reason). What will fill the vacuum left where the Constitution used to stand is not up to politicians, pundits, or the media; for those are corrosive elements and therefore cannot build anything. What is built depends on the people who are left in the rubble of the Republic -- and you might be one of those people.

Will you create a system to govern yourselves, because America is nothing without its people; or will you choose to go on pretending that America is its laws and its mythology, and that it lives in spite of its people?

Part III

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13254.15

Dear Cabbage,

These past weeks I have endeavored to give you a sample of some of the truths you take for granted which aren't in fact very true at all. I have amassed a wealth of evidence supporting the idea that you have instead been led along all the way since the 1850s (actually, much earlier than that if you care to know) toward our now blossoming Police State.

And, of course, being a Cabbage, you expect me to let you know what to do about it. Now, you'll notice that there has been some delay since my last correspondence to you. During the intervening time I have tried on numerous occasions to lay out exactly what you ask for: a plan, a skeletal framework for Resistance, some kind of answer. Well, here is what I have, after a long and difficult period of brainmilking, come up with:

1 _______________________________________________________________________ 2 _______________________________________________________________________ 3 _______________________________________________________________________ 4 _______________________________________________________________________ 5 _______________________________________________________________________ 6 _______________________________________________________________________ 7 _______________________________________________________________________ 8 _______________________________________________________________________

I hope you find the above points helpful in your journey toward saving yourself.

Sincerely,

The Asshole Most Responsible.

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