Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::open($save_path, $session_name) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::open(string $path, string $name): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 172

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::close() should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::close(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 187

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::read($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::read(string $id): string|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 201

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::write($id, $dataStr) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::write(string $id, string $data): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 229

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::destroy($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::destroy(string $id): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 335

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::gc($maxlifetime) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::gc(int $max_lifetime): int|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 355

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 174

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 192

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 185

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 202

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 163

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::count() should either be compatible with Countable::count(): int, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 555

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 560

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 570

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 565

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 580

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 575

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetExists($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetExists(mixed $offset): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 589

Deprecated: Return type of & MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetGet($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetGet(mixed $offset): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 601

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetSet($offset, $value) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetSet(mixed $offset, mixed $value): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 610

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetUnset($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetUnset(mixed $offset): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 614

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContentHandler::$mModelName is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/ContentHandler.php on line 454

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Message implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 159

Deprecated: RawMessage implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 1232

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContent::$mText is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/TextContent.php on line 56

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property RequestContext::$recursion is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/context/RequestContext.php on line 353

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Parser::$mPreprocessorClass is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/parser/Parser.php on line 280

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContent::$mText is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/TextContent.php on line 56

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property BufferingStatsdDataFactory::$prefix is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/libs/stats/BufferingStatsdDataFactory.php on line 40

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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=== Chapter 42 ===
 
=== Chapter 42 ===

Revision as of 14:03, 30 December 2009

part of the Sacred Chao Te Ching

Chapter 41

Some hear about Discordia, and plot against the Machine™.
Some hear about Discordia, and think about it at great length.
Some hear about Discordia, and decide it means they should get high and doodle.
If it weren't for those spags, Discordia wouldn't be as interesting as it is.

Order appears calming and sensible.
Disorder appears unsettling and unstable.
Doubt appears ignorant.
Certainty appears true.
Agression appears confident.
Mirth appears uncaring.
Horror appears powerless.
All these are lies.

Uncertainty reveals itself as a narrow footbridge,
but with its heart in Chaos, the path is clear.

Chapter 42

Chaos is One;
Order and Disorder are Two;
The Two produce Confusion, which is Three;
And Confusion produced everything else.

All things contain Order and Disorder,
depending on how you look at it.

People hate when someone is being an asshole,
But their leaders are all assholes.
Sometimes, things that fall apart are helpful.
What others teach, I teach as well:
"And this, too, shall pass."
That's the first thing you need to know.

Chapter 43

The imposition of Order escalates Disorder.
The mind finds shapes in pebbles on the beach.
Through this I can define the walls of my Cell.
Knowing the way the mind lies to itself
are understood by few in the world.

Chapter 44

Order or Disorder, which do you prefer?
Creation or Destruction, which do you choose?
Those who chase one are led to the other.
Those who embrace both
are free to choose which is more effective.

Chapter 45

The greatest mindfuck seems normal;
Only later does it infect the mind.
The best argument seems specious,
but a flaw cannot be found.
The greatest Order seems random.
The greatest Disorder appears stable.

Just as the Zen master's staff strikes to cease thought,
The Barstool crashes through castles built on clouds.
What "works" in the real world is correct.

Chapter 46

When people understand Chaos,
they live their lives as they please.
When people misunderstand Chaos,
The Machine™ grinds them into grist.

The greatest cause of Disorder is Order.
The greatest motivator of Order is Disorder.
Whoever can embrace both will see for miles.

Chapter 47

You can't view the Universe
without one map or another.
Glimpses outside your Cell
are obscured by the Bars.
The more you insist you are not in Prison,
the less you will understand what restricts you.
Therefore the wise spags wander through the world in doubt,
and constantly ask for directions.

Chapter 48

One of the funniest tricks Eris pulled on the world
Was making us think we ever do things.
So we tense our muscles, furrow our brows 
and plug away at life.
Meanwhile, our lady laughs at the silly cabbages 
"TRYING" to be spontaneous.

Chapter 49

The wise have more than two options.
They see beyond True and False;
They recognize a Maybe.
This is what is meant by, "there is no box".
They understand that a spag who does not see their Cell
is eternally trapped by it.
This is the freedom of limitations.
The wise spags see more of the Universe
by understanding how little of it they see.

Chapter 50

Coming to an argument,
the ways to win seem clear;
The ways to lose look distant,
but the losses come swiftly.

How did this happen?
Because the mind held one side too strongly.

It's said that those who are curious
explore myriad aspects of life without judgement
and in arguments are not affected by fallacy.
They can identify the pitfalls
and recognize valid points,
all while staying true to their goal.

How is this possible?
By seeing all possibilities as valid.
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