by Princess Madnonymus

Discordia is the one true thing While other Gods and Godesses exist there demands and teachings to mankind are just full of crap so they hadrly deserve to be given a second thought by any serious thinker and philosopher. But what if -O! The horror- one of them was actually the right one. Visions of nightmare in a world that is merely learning to tame the process of decaying fruits and the production of alcohol ....

The Expanse of the Universe and other such Preposterous Perceptions

God created Adam unto the Earth And with a French kiss, tongues touching, he gave him the breath of life

Adam shrugged and stretched and let out a yawn He scratched his bum and let out a fart He said: You will do this in memory of me

The Universe, a whole organic entity endowed with an exquisite sense of aesthetics and a mightily attuned sense of smell, took offence of such behavior And, away from this pungent prickly unshaven individual, so rude, so started the expanse of the Universe.

The redshift when examining far away star Is a result of the universe holding its breath for the smell

This shall be known as the original fart by those in the know As the big bang for those left guessing

In his defense Adam had one thing to say Shit makes the flowers grow and that is beautyful Chill out man!, he thought, We have a long ways to go …

In the garden of Eden, God gave many advice to Adam One being “Be careful what you wish for, you WILL get it.” And so Eve came to be …

Upon entering Eden, Eve misheard “Expanse of the Universe” for “Expensive Universe” So instead of heading straight home she hurried to the shopping mall and bought these serpent leather shoes she saw on sale at Cromagnon’s stand

Left to himself without any meal prepared for supper Adam wonderd and pondered Man do I feel hungover! This whole being created thingy is rougher than it appears What was it that weird voice in my head said about this red fruit here … Let’s see …

How bizarre! Only half a worm seems to live in this apple! Where could the other half be? That sure does not feel like a contended Chao

This was the first Erisian mysteree that man confronted

It was to be solved quickly when Eve came back home Idiot! You ate the other half of the worm! said Eve Can’t you be more careful If you do not wash your fruits and vegetables before eating them You are forbidden from eating off of this three ever again

Heavy!, thought Adam, I will be in the field crushing rotten berries … If I am to be stuck in this paradise place for long, I need to figure out that alcohol thingy quick.

And so the search rages on....