Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::open($save_path, $session_name) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::open(string $path, string $name): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 172

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::close() should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::close(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 187

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::read($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::read(string $id): string|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 201

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::write($id, $dataStr) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::write(string $id, string $data): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 229

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::destroy($id) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::destroy(string $id): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 335

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\PHPSessionHandler::gc($maxlifetime) should either be compatible with SessionHandlerInterface::gc(int $max_lifetime): int|false, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/PHPSessionHandler.php on line 355

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 174

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 192

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 185

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 202

Deprecated: Return type of ResultWrapper::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/DatabaseUtility.php on line 163

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property LoadBalancer::$mWriteIndex is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php on line 95

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::count() should either be compatible with Countable::count(): int, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 555

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::current() should either be compatible with Iterator::current(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 560

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::next() should either be compatible with Iterator::next(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 570

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::key() should either be compatible with Iterator::key(): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 565

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::valid() should either be compatible with Iterator::valid(): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 580

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::rewind() should either be compatible with Iterator::rewind(): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 575

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetExists($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetExists(mixed $offset): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 589

Deprecated: Return type of & MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetGet($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetGet(mixed $offset): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 601

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetSet($offset, $value) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetSet(mixed $offset, mixed $value): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 610

Deprecated: Return type of MediaWiki\Session\Session::offsetUnset($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetUnset(mixed $offset): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/session/Session.php on line 614

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContentHandler::$mModelName is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/ContentHandler.php on line 454

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Revision::$mUnpatrolled is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Revision.php on line 708

Deprecated: Message implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 159

Deprecated: RawMessage implements the Serializable interface, which is deprecated. Implement __serialize() and __unserialize() instead (or in addition, if support for old PHP versions is necessary) in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/Message.php on line 1232

Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Parser::$mPreprocessorClass is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/parser/Parser.php on line 280

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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Deprecated: explode(): Passing null to parameter #2 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/languages/Language.php on line 2075

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Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WikitextContent::$mText is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/content/TextContent.php on line 56

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Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property PoolWorkArticleView::$poolCounter is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/poolcounter/PoolCounterWork.php on line 39

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=== Chapter 61 ===
 
=== Chapter 61 ===
'''Original:'''
 
A large country is like low land where rivers flow,
 
a place where everything comes together, the female of all.
 
The female overcomes the male with tranquillity.
 
Tranquillity is underneath.
 
A large country wins over a small country
 
by placing itself below the small country.
 
A small country wins over a large country
 
by placing itself below the large country.
 
 
Thus some win by placing themselves below,
 
and others win by being below.
 
A large country wants to protect people,
 
and a small country wants to join and serve.
 
Thus both get what they want.
 
It is best for the large country to place itself below.
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
  
 
  A successful cabal is like a dust cloud,
 
  A successful cabal is like a dust cloud,
  rising from nowhere, ungraspable, fading into nothingness.
+
  arriving from nowhere,  
 +
ungraspable,  
 +
and fading into nothingness.
 
  The tallest blade of grass gets cut,
 
  The tallest blade of grass gets cut,
 
  while the crab grass creeps unharmed.
 
  while the crab grass creeps unharmed.
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  Thus by concentrating on goals
 
  Thus by concentrating on goals
  without playing egotistical games,
+
  without playing ego games,
 
  much can be accomplished.
 
  much can be accomplished.
 
  If all you want to do  
 
  If all you want to do  
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=== Chapter 62 ===
 
=== Chapter 62 ===
'''Original:'''
 
The Way is sacred to all things.
 
It is treasure for the good and sanctuary for the bad.
 
Fine words can buy honor.
 
Good deeds can gain respect.
 
Though there be bad people, why reject them?
 
 
Therefore at the crowning of the emperor
 
or at the installation of the three ministers,
 
instead of sending gifts of jade and a team of four horses,
 
remain still and send the Way.
 
 
Why did the ancients prize this Way?
 
Did they not say, "Seek, and you will find;
 
let go, and you will be forgiven."
 
Therefore the Way is valued by the world.
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
  
 
  Chaos is contained in all things.
 
  Chaos is contained in all things.
  It hides in the lies of Order and Disorder.
+
  It hides in the Illusions of Order and Disorder.
 
  Solid walls can break.
 
  Solid walls can break.
 
  Scattered stones can tell a story.
 
  Scattered stones can tell a story.
 
  Why should we choose one over the other?
 
  Why should we choose one over the other?
 
   
 
   
  So when Authority tightens it's fists,
+
  So when Authority tightens its fists
  learn to slip through the fingers.
+
  one must learn to slip through the fingers.
  When the Pinealist spins Conspiracy,
+
  When the Philosopher rambles,
  be ready with the Barstool.
+
  hit him with a barstool from ''this'' universe.
 
   
 
   
  Why do the wise spags embrace Chaos?
+
  How do the wise spags embrace Chaos?
  Do they not say, "Black Sheep are still Sheep;
+
  They do not favor Order or Disorder.
  Changing the rules are better than fighting them."
+
  Both Order and Disorder are windows.
  Chaos lets you see the open door.
+
  Behind them lies Chaos.
  
 
=== Chapter 63 ===
 
=== Chapter 63 ===
'''Original:'''
 
Act without interfering.
 
Work without doing.
 
Taste the tasteless.
 
Large or small, many or few, repay injury with goodness.
 
 
Handle the difficult while it is still easy.
 
Handle the big while it is still small.
 
Difficult tasks begin with what is easy.
 
Great accomplishments begin with what is small.
 
 
Therefore the wise never strive for the great
 
and thus achieve greatness.
 
Rash promises inspire little trust.
 
Taking things too lightly results in much difficulty.
 
Thus the wise always confront difficulties
 
and therefore have no difficulty.
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
  
 
  Don't impose Order.
 
  Don't impose Order.
 
  Don't escalate Disorder.
 
  Don't escalate Disorder.
 
  Unless the situation demands it, of course.
 
  Unless the situation demands it, of course.
  Learn to sabatoge the Machine™ without getting caught.
+
  Learn to sabotage the Machine™ without getting caught.
 
   
 
   
 
  Walk through the crowd unnoticed,
 
  Walk through the crowd unnoticed,
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  who makes everyone's day just a little bit stranger.
 
  who makes everyone's day just a little bit stranger.
 
   
 
   
  So the wise spags don't seek recognition,
+
  The wise spags don't seek recognition,
 
  and so leave a wake behind them wherever they go.
 
  and so leave a wake behind them wherever they go.
 
  Being an attention whore
 
  Being an attention whore
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=== Chapter 64 ===
 
=== Chapter 64 ===
'''Original:'''
 
What stays still is easy to hold.
 
Without omens it is easy to plan.
 
The brittle is easy to shatter.
 
The minute is easy to scatter.
 
Handle things before they appear.
 
Organize things before there is confusion.
 
A tree as big as a person's embrace grows from a tiny shoot.
 
A tower nine stories high begins with a mound of earth.
 
A journey of a thousand miles begins under one's feet.
 
 
To act is to fail.
 
To grab is to lose.
 
Therefore the wise do not act and do not fail.
 
They do not grab and do not lose.
 
In handling things people usually fail
 
when they are about to succeed.
 
Be as careful at the end as at the beginning,
 
and there will be no failure.
 
 
Therefore the wise desire to have no desires.
 
They do not value rare treasures.
 
They learn what is unknown,
 
returning to what many have missed
 
so that all things may be natural without interference.
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
  
 
  Organized things cause Disorder.
 
  Organized things cause Disorder.
 
  Disorganized things cry for Order.
 
  Disorganized things cry for Order.
 
  The colorful and flashy get noticed.
 
  The colorful and flashy get noticed.
  The wary and wise wear camoflague.
+
  The wary and wise wear camouflage.
 
  A mindfuck of epic proportions
 
  A mindfuck of epic proportions
 
  only happens when no one notices the set-up.
 
  only happens when no one notices the set-up.
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  when using misdirection.
 
  when using misdirection.
 
   
 
   
  Let the lesser spags
+
  Let other people
 
  wave their flags and storm the riot shields.
 
  wave their flags and storm the riot shields.
  You are not playing that game;
+
  You're not playing that game;
  Those game rules were written by Authority;
+
  Those game rules were written by Authority.
  there is no way you can win at that.
+
  There is no way you can win at that.
 
   
 
   
 
  Therefore the wise spags learn all the rules,
 
  Therefore the wise spags learn all the rules,
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=== Chapter 65 ===
 
=== Chapter 65 ===
'''Original:'''
 
The ancients who ruled skillfully
 
did not try to enlighten people but kept them in the dark.
 
People are hard to lead when they are too clever.
 
Those who lead with cleverness rob the country.
 
Those who lead without cleverness bless the country.
 
Understanding these two is to know the eternal standard.
 
Knowing the eternal standard is mystical power.
 
Mystical power is deep and far-reaching,
 
leading all things to return to perfect harmony.
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
  
 
  The wise spags have learned not to trust Absolutes.
 
  The wise spags have learned not to trust Absolutes.
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  Those who think in terms of Either/Or are dangerous;
 
  Those who think in terms of Either/Or are dangerous;
 
  They cannot see Chaos.
 
  They cannot see Chaos.
  Knowing Chaos means to see the Illusions.
+
  Knowing Chaos means seeing the Illusions.
  Seeing the Illusions means to understand the choices.
+
  Seeing the Illusions means understanding the choices.
  Understanding the choices means the Lady IS the Tiger.
+
  Understanding the choices means you are not trapped
 +
in trite cliches about duality.
  
 
=== Chapter 66 ===
 
=== Chapter 66 ===
'''Original:'''
 
Great rivers and seas are lords of all mountain streams,
 
because they are good at staying below them.
 
Therefore they are lords of the streams.
 
Thus the wise in watching over the people
 
speak humbly from below the people,
 
and in leading the people get behind them.
 
In this way the wise watch over the people
 
but do not oppress them;
 
they lead the people but do not block them.
 
Thus everyone happily goes along without getting tired.
 
Because they do not compete,
 
the world cannot compete with them.
 
  
 +
Because Order and Disorder do not exist
 +
but are only self-created Illusions,
 +
it is futile to rage and wail against them.
 +
Save your rage for worthier goals,
 +
and create more useful Illusions.
 +
Change the way you see the world,
 +
and the world will change for you
 +
(but do not think the world has changed;
 +
It is unwise to put faith in Illusions).
  
'''Our Translation:'''
+
=== Chapter 67 ===
  
''Translation TK''
+
  Chaos is quick to dispel fanatics.
 
 
 
 
 
 
=== Chapter 67 ===
 
'''Original:'''
 
  Everyone says the Way is great and beyond comparison.
 
Because it is great, it cannot be compared.
 
If it were compared, it already would have seemed small.
 
 
   
 
   
  I have three treasures to be maintained and cherished:
+
  When you have no certainty
  the first is love;
+
  you cannot remain willfully blind.
the second is frugality;
 
the third is not pushing oneself ahead of others.
 
 
   
 
   
  From love comes courage;
+
  Uncertainty has a momentum of its own.
  from frugality comes generosity;
+
It gives rise to curiosity,
  from not pushing oneself ahead of others comes leadership.
+
  which brings about questions,
 +
  which births uncertainty.
 +
 
 +
Certainty un-tempered by doubt,
 +
direction without freedom,
 +
carelessness without humor:
 +
These things are heavy like Greyface's luggage.
 
   
 
   
  Now courage without love, generosity without frugality,
+
  Fuck what you "know" about Chaos.
and leadership by pushing oneself ahead of others are fatal.
 
For love wins all battles and is the strongest defense.
 
Heaven gives love to save and protect.
 
 
 
'''(SMT) 67'''
 
 
 
Some say that my teaching is nonsense.
 
 
Others call it lofty but impractical.
 
 
But to those who have looked inside themselves,
 
 
 
this nonsense makes perfect sense.
 
 
And to those who put it into practice,
 
 
this loftiness has roots that go deep.
 
 
 
 
 
I have just three things to teach:
 
 
simplicity, patience, compassion.
 
 
These three are your greatest treasures.
 
 
Simple in actions and in thoughts,
 
 
you return to the source of being.
 
 
Patient with both friends and enemies,
 
 
you accord with the way things are.
 
 
Compassionate toward yourself,
 
 
you reconcile all beings in the world.
 
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
 
 
''Translation TK''
 
 
 
Some say these teachings are bullshit.
 
 
 
Others argue the notions to death.
 
 
 
For schmucks who think deeply
 
 
 
they equally:  make sense & nonsense.
 
 
 
& for those spags who can walk it,
 
 
 
it’ll get you laid every time!
 
 
 
 
 
Now then (ahem) what ''was'' I saying?
 
 
 
Oh yeah & what about those three things?
 
 
 
or wait - is it five?  Hhhmmm
 
 
 
laughter’s nobler than tears,
 
 
 
leap before you look,
 
 
 
surprise is a virtue,
 
 
 
Wholly Chao!
 
 
 
flux IT
 
 
 
& (more importantly) no buns!
 
  
 
=== Chapter 68 ===
 
=== Chapter 68 ===
'''Original:'''
 
The best soldier is not violent.
 
The best fighter is not angry.
 
The best winner is not contentious.
 
The best employer is humble.
 
This is known as the power of not striving,
 
as ability in human relations,
 
and as being in accord with heaven.
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
  
 
  The best comedian is not funny.
 
  The best comedian is not funny.
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  The best winner is a loser.
 
  The best winner is a loser.
 
  This is known as the power of not striving.
 
  This is known as the power of not striving.
  God isn't sweaty,
+
  Universe isn't sweaty,
 
  why should you be?
 
  why should you be?
  
 
=== Chapter 69 ===
 
=== Chapter 69 ===
'''Original:'''
 
The strategists say,
 
"Do not be the aggressor but the defender.
 
Do not advance an inch, but retreat a foot instead."
 
This is movement without moving,
 
stretching the arm without showing it,
 
confronting enemies with the idea there is no enemy,
 
holding in the hand no weapons.
 
No disaster is greater than underestimating the enemy.
 
Underestimating the enemy will destroy my treasures.
 
Thus when the battle is joined,
 
it is the kind who will win.
 
 
 
'''Our Translation:'''
 
 
''Translation TK''
 
 
  
 +
Someone who looks like an enemy
 +
will be treated like an enemy.
 +
An idea that confronts
 +
is an idea that will be rejected.
 +
Be subtle, and use your opponent's language;
 +
But not their rules.
 +
Slip by their natural defenses,
 +
and plant seeds of doubt and confusion.
 +
A slowly growing tree will shatter a sidewalk
 +
and the concrete will not notice,
 +
because it was always there.
 +
There are better ways to change someone's mind
 +
than by screaming at them.
  
 
=== Chapter 70 ===
 
=== Chapter 70 ===
'''Original:'''
 
My ideas are easy to understand and easy to practice.
 
Yet no one understands them or practices them.
 
My ideas have a source; my actions have a master.
 
Because people do not understand this, they do not know me.
 
Since few know me, I am very precious.
 
Therefore the wise wear coarse clothes
 
and keep the jewel inside.
 
 
 
'''70 (SMT translation)'''
 
My teachings are easy to understand
 
and easy to put into practice.
 
Yet your intellect will never grasp them,
 
and if you try to practice them, you'll fail.
 
 
My teachings are older than the world.
 
How can you grasp their meaning?
 
 
If you want to know me,
 
look inside your heart.
 
  
 
+
  These teachings are stupid.
'''Our Translation:'''
 
 
 
There’s nothing to understand
 
so don’t bother trying.
 
The mind wants to order,
 
the body knows it fails.
 
 
  These teachings are bullshit,
 
no meaning at all.
 
 
   
 
   
  If you want to know any little thing,
+
  Especially this chapter. It's probably the dumbest one.
try breaking your heart first.
 

Latest revision as of 15:04, 30 December 2010

part of the Sacred Chao Te Ching

Chapter 61

A successful cabal is like a dust cloud,
arriving from nowhere, 
ungraspable, 
and fading into nothingness.
The tallest blade of grass gets cut,
while the crab grass creeps unharmed.
Keep your head down.
Keep your fucking mouth shut.

Thus by concentrating on goals
without playing ego games,
much can be accomplished.
If all you want to do 
is brag about how cool you are,
you might want learn to play the guitar, instead.

Chapter 62

Chaos is contained in all things.
It hides in the Illusions of Order and Disorder.
Solid walls can break.
Scattered stones can tell a story.
Why should we choose one over the other?

So when Authority tightens its fists
one must learn to slip through the fingers.
When the Philosopher rambles,
hit him with a barstool from this universe.

How do the wise spags embrace Chaos?
They do not favor Order or Disorder.
Both Order and Disorder are windows.
Behind them lies Chaos.

Chapter 63

Don't impose Order.
Don't escalate Disorder.
Unless the situation demands it, of course.
Learn to sabotage the Machine™ without getting caught.

Walk through the crowd unnoticed,
while slipping firecrackers into their pockets.
Become the faceless walking Glitch
who makes everyone's day just a little bit stranger.

The wise spags don't seek recognition,
and so leave a wake behind them wherever they go.
Being an attention whore
is like a magnet for batons
when the riots start.

Chapter 64

Organized things cause Disorder.
Disorganized things cry for Order.
The colorful and flashy get noticed.
The wary and wise wear camouflage.
A mindfuck of epic proportions
only happens when no one notices the set-up.
Most games are won
when using misdirection.

Let other people 
wave their flags and storm the riot shields.
You're not playing that game;
Those game rules were written by Authority.
There is no way you can win at that.

Therefore the wise spags learn all the rules,
and then write different games.
They create the Illusion 
that best fits their situation,
and doing so, win.

Chapter 65

The wise spags have learned not to trust Absolutes.
Even in the darkest night, there is light.
Even at noon, there are shadows.
Those who think in terms of Either/Or are dangerous;
They cannot see Chaos.
Knowing Chaos means seeing the Illusions.
Seeing the Illusions means understanding the choices.
Understanding the choices means you are not trapped
in trite cliches about duality.

Chapter 66

Because Order and Disorder do not exist
but are only self-created Illusions,
it is futile to rage and wail against them.
Save your rage for worthier goals,
and create more useful Illusions.
Change the way you see the world,
and the world will change for you
(but do not think the world has changed;
It is unwise to put faith in Illusions).

Chapter 67

Chaos is quick to dispel fanatics.

When you have no certainty
you cannot remain willfully blind.

Uncertainty has a momentum of its own.
It gives rise to curiosity,
which brings about questions,
which births uncertainty.
 
Certainty un-tempered by doubt,
direction without freedom,
carelessness without humor:
These things are heavy like Greyface's luggage.

Fuck what you "know" about Chaos.

Chapter 68

The best comedian is not funny.
The best philosopher is an idiot.
The best employer doesn't crack the whip.
The best winner is a loser.
This is known as the power of not striving.
Universe isn't sweaty,
why should you be?

Chapter 69

Someone who looks like an enemy 
will be treated like an enemy.
An idea that confronts
is an idea that will be rejected.
Be subtle, and use your opponent's language;
But not their rules.
Slip by their natural defenses,
and plant seeds of doubt and confusion.
A slowly growing tree will shatter a sidewalk
and the concrete will not notice, 
because it was always there.
There are better ways to change someone's mind
than by screaming at them.

Chapter 70

These teachings are stupid.

Especially this chapter. It's probably the dumbest one.
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