Latest revision as of 04:19, 18 December 2010

JESUS CHRIST

I was just

I don't know what came over me

I just spent the last 40 solid minutes channeling capslock hate into #discord.... 40 CONSECUTIVE GODDAMN MINUTES

AND I CAN'T SEEM TO TURN IT OFF COCKMONGLER DICK SHIT FUCK PISS TURBAN

(07:15:11 PM) [000]: CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE
(07:15:26 PM) Malachite: ANAL CUNT
(07:15:27 PM) Atrum_Monachus: FROZEN DICKVOMIT SANDWICH
(07:15:40 PM) Cain: Zyklon B fucknipple
(07:15:47 PM) Atrum_Monachus: You should never freeze one of those.
(07:16:06 PM) Atrum_Monachus: RUins the texture.
(07:16:34 PM) D-Squid: That's what makes it offensive.
(07:16:38 PM) Malachite: VOMITING JOSEF MENGELE DICKS
(07:18:07 PM) Atrum_Monachus: DRIPPING L RON HUBBARD ANAL LEAKAGE FART SAUCE TOMATO NIPPLE.
(07:19:02 PM) Malachite: (????)? Butts.
(07:27:52 PM) [000]: jewish glandular infection
(07:32:12 PM) Eve: my back won't stop twitching. :\
(07:36:00 PM) Lilith_Complex: Oh GODS if this headache gets any worse I'm going to start shooting morphine into my eyeball.
(07:39:58 PM) [000]: I HAVE CRAMMED FROM CRUSTY ANAL PAPERCUT LUNCH MUNCH MOUTH GURGLE GAG PLUMBING FECAL SUFFOCATION 
(07:40:24 PM) [000]: (CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SMELL)
(07:45:28 PM) Cramulus: ANAL?
(07:49:54 PM) [000]: ANAL!
(07:50:02 PM) Atrum_Monachus: FIST
(07:51:51 PM) [000]: (FESTERING PUSS MAGGOT ITCH GANGRENE SUSPENSION)
(07:52:24 PM) Cramulus: Dong piss monkey scab twat waffle
(07:52:41 PM) Cramulus: dicks, dicks.... dicks and pus.
(07:53:27 PM) Cramulus: ballsweat tube tubesock lube cockamamey turd potato
(07:54:43 PM) [000]: PERIODICAL OCULAR RUSTY NAIL INSERTION
(07:55:16 PM) Cramulus: MINNIE MOUSE HOT POTATO PICK A BLOUSE WINNABAGO
(08:02:38 PM) [000]: (PERPETUAL PENIS PERFORATOR)
(08:04:49 PM) Cramulus: dicks dicks dicks twatnugget ball day
(08:10:16 PM) Payne: STFU, TRIP
(08:10:20 PM) Payne: I WILL END YOU
(08:10:28 PM) The_Dark_Monk: THEN START YOU AGAIN
(08:10:31 PM) The_Dark_Monk: WITH HIS PENIS.
(08:10:43 PM) Harlequin: I love it when he does that
(08:10:44 PM) Payne: MY PENIS HAS MUCH TORQUE
(08:10:49 PM) Payne: IT COULD BE DONE
(08:16:07 PM) Cramulus: WHY IF IT ISN'T A JIZZPARTY IN HERE
(08:16:09 PM) [000]: SCAT SCOOPING SCAB CHEWING CHAFED PRICKLY POTATOE PEELER PECK PECK PECK PECK PAIN 
(08:16:35 PM) Cramulus: DICKS BALLS INSIPID CUM JUGGLER
(08:16:41 PM) Payne: CRAM
(08:16:44 PM) Payne: LET'S DUEL
(08:16:49 PM) Cramulus: UR ON
(08:16:50 PM) Eve: CRAM
(08:16:53 PM) Cramulus: EVE
(08:16:58 PM) Payne: I ROLL 18 on a D20
(08:17:01 PM) Malachite: OH GOD ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO IRCRP
(08:17:06 PM) Malachite: IT'S WORSE THAN LARPING
(08:17:18 PM) Cramulus: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD DILDO
(08:17:32 PM) Payne: I DON MY MOTHERFUCKIN MESSIAH GEAR
(08:17:41 PM) Cramulus: MONKEY PISS ANAL SCAB DICK SHIT DICK PARADE DICK DICK GRANDMA DICK
(08:17:44 PM) Payne: PWNED
(08:17:56 PM) Payne: DIE
(08:18:04 PM) Cramulus: I TAKE OFFENSE AT YOUR VIBRATING THROAT MUSCLES TRYING TO SEDUCE ME WITH THEIR CUM CHARM
(08:18:05 PM) Payne: [19:17] <@Payne> I ROLL 18 on a D20
(08:18:18 PM) Cramulus: INCONTINENT DICK WOBBLERS
(08:18:31 PM) Payne: CRAM, I RAM MY GOLF CLUB DOON YER THROAT
(08:18:34 PM) Cramulus: JAM IT IN YOUR HOCKEY MASK
(08:18:37 PM) Payne: SPAG
(08:18:44 PM) Cramulus: AND BY THAT I MEAN YOUR LUKEWARM CUM CARAVAN
(08:18:46 PM) [000]: I ROLE NINE D20S!!!!!!!!!
(08:18:46 PM) Payne: A'LL PIT YER HEID IN
(08:18:52 PM) Cramulus: I ROLL BLUNTS
(08:19:00 PM) [000]: FUCK YOU CRAM THATS HOW I ROLL
(08:19:12 PM) Cramulus: I TAKE YOUR PENIS AND WOBBLE IT
(08:19:24 PM) [000]: I CAST LEVEL 27 SCROTAL DANDRUFF
(08:19:41 PM) [000]: ROLL A WILLY SAVE
(08:19:46 PM) Cramulus: LISTEN YOU ANAL MORMONS I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR CANINE PENIS CHICANERY
(08:19:55 PM) Cramulus: HAIL DICKS
(08:20:11 PM) Cramulus: DICK CUNT SCALLIWAG PISS TURBAN ASS BRAIN DICK REAR ASSULT MUCUS MEMBRANE
(08:20:12 PM) Payne: CRAM, IF I HAD WD40, I'D TOTALLY GREASE YOU UP, MOTHERFUCKER
(08:20:24 PM) Cramulus: IF I HAD 2D10 I'D ROLL PERCENTILE UP YOUR ASS
(08:20:29 PM) Payne: FEEL THE PAYNE
(08:21:04 PM) Cramulus: FEEL THIS YOU JIZZ COW: MY COCK VEIN RESONATING WITH YOUR COLON CANER AND I RAM MY OVIPOSITOR INTO YOUR BELLY BUTTON
(08:21:12 PM) Cramulus: BA-BAM
(08:21:33 PM) Cramulus: BEHIND YOUR BACK ALL YOUR RELATIVES CALL YOU ANAL PIE
(08:21:39 PM) Cramulus has changed the topic to: SWEARING
(08:22:01 PM) Cramulus: I SHIT COCKS THAT PISS BALS
(08:22:38 PM) Payne: CRAMULOID, IF ONLY I HAD EARLY 20th CENTURY DOCTORS WHO WOULD LANCE YOUR SORRY ASS
(08:22:39 PM) [000]: YOUR PRESUMPTUOUS PRENATAL PRANCING PROTO POOP POSES POOR PRACTICAL PUNISHMENT\
(08:23:25 PM) Cramulus: DICK LORDS: STOP JIZZING FOR TEN SECONDS AND UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE A SHITBRICK SHORT OF AN ASS FULL OF SHINOLA
(08:24:14 PM) [000]: THE PUSS--THAT INFECTS THE MUCUS--THAT CRUDS UP THE FUNGUS--THAT FEEDS ON THE POND SCUM
(08:24:40 PM) Payne: CRAM COPULATES COPIOUS CUNTS, CANING CANINE CRAP COLLISEUMS. CORPULENCE CARES CEASELESSLY.
(08:24:43 PM) Cramulus: I'M GOING TO POUR AN ENTIRE GALLON OF CANOLA OIL INTO YOUR MOTHER'S BEDROOM AND TELL HER IT'S YOUR DAD'S GOLDEN WINE. SURE ENOUGH, SHE STARTS LICKING IT UP LIKE A CRACK PIPE ON PROM NIGHT
(08:25:24 PM) Payne: "[19:25] <+Cramulus> I'M GOING TO POUR AN ENTIRE GALLON OF CANOLA OIL INTO YOURMOTHER'S BEDROOM AND TELL HER IT'S YOUR DAD'S GOLDEN WINE. SURE ENOUGH, SHE STARTS LICKING IT UP LIKE A CRACK PIPE ON PROM NIGHT" :POTD:
(08:25:33 PM) Cramulus: MY NEIGHBOR HASN'T SEEN SO MUCH DICK TAR SINCE THE SPERM FLOOD OF 89
(08:26:18 PM) Cramulus: HE SAID, WOAH NELLY, I'M GOING TO BLOW SHIT OUT OF MY MOUTH SO HARD IT'LL GIVE YOUR KIDS A CONCUSSION
(08:26:37 PM) Cramulus: WHERE IN FACT, IT'LL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE A CONCUSSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.
(08:27:22 PM) [000]: DICK TAR ANT HONEY FIRE BURNING STINGING ITCH LICE PENIS
(08:27:40 PM) Cramulus: LISTEN YOU INSIPID JIZZ PANDA I'VE HAD ENOUGH PISS TALK FROM YOUR RECTAL COLLEGE AND SIMPERING TURD BAGEL FRIENDS. SO INSTEAD OF PISSING OFF, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING SIT IN IT AND COPULATE?
(08:28:30 PM) Cramulus: I'M TEN TIMES THE PISS PIRATE YOU COULD EVER BE, AND THREE TIMES THE DICKS. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THIS SHIT ANYMORE, THE STINK WAVES ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME SHITTING LIQUID SCABS ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL REPORT CARD
(08:28:33 PM) Cramulus: WHAT
(08:28:50 PM) Cramulus: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT YOU PECKISH ANAL LEPRECHAUN?
(08:28:59 PM) Cramulus: LISTEN I'VE SEEN WILLOW AND YOU SUCKED ASS IN IT
(08:29:34 PM) Cramulus: I'LL CALL YOU - A THROAT GOBBLER. TO YOUR FACE!
(08:29:38 PM) Cramulus: SIT ON IT
(08:29:40 PM) Cramulus: IN FACT
(08:29:44 PM) Cramulus: SHIT ON IT
(08:29:50 PM) Payne: CRAM
(08:30:05 PM) Payne: WHEN I MEET YOU, EXPECT A BOTTLE OF VODKA IN THE FACE
(08:30:06 PM) Cramulus: SHIT FUCK DAMN
(08:30:17 PM) Payne: ARSE RAIDING MUNCHEN
(08:30:43 PM) Cramulus: WHEN I VODKA YOU, EXPECT TO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SHIT LIKE AN ANAL TODDLER WITH NO FUCKING CLUE HOW HE GOT BOTH HIS FISTS LODGED IN YOUR PUSTULOUS ASS
(08:30:43 PM) Payne: I HATE YOU SO HARD, THE WHITES OF MY EYES ARE PINK FROM BURST BLOOD VESSELS
(08:31:03 PM) Payne: CRAM, I'LL ASS FUCK YOU, WITH MY WHOLE LEG
(08:31:15 PM) Payne: WITHOUT LUBE
(08:31:16 PM) Idem: GUYS THIS IS A BUSINESS MEETING
(08:31:23 PM) Idem: KEEP IT DOWN
(08:31:24 PM) Cramulus: I HATE YOU LIKE A CHILD HATES GETTING PISTOL WHIPPED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CHURCH BUT THAT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON FOR TALKING SHIT IN THE HOUSE OF THE LOUUURRRDE
(08:31:29 PM) Payne: CAUSE THATS HOW I ENJOY MY ASS FUCKIN
(08:31:54 PM) Cramulus: IF YOU'LL QUIT GARGLING JIZZ FOR JUST A FUCKING SECOND YOU'LL SEE THAT YOU ARE DAMAGING MY SELF ESTEEM
(08:32:00 PM) Payne: FUCK YOUR LORD CRAM, HE CRIED WHEN I INSERTED MY GREAT WHITE PALADIN INTO HIS ANUS
(08:32:31 PM) Payne: HE SHOUTED THIS IS MY BODY THIS IS MY BLOOD, BUT I JUST LAUGHED
(08:32:36 PM) Cramulus: THERE AREN'T FONT TAGS BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR PREGNANT ASS
(08:32:51 PM) Idem: FUCK YOU BOTH
(08:32:58 PM) Cramulus: I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY THAT ROTUND OR YOUR LEGS ARE PREGNANT
(08:33:10 PM) Payne: CRAM, THERE AREN'T ANY PROGRAMS THAT YOU COULD RECOMEND THAT WOULD CONTAIN YOUR EGO
(08:33:20 PM) Payne: STUCK UP EGOTISTIC MOTHERFUCKER
(08:33:29 PM) Cramulus: IN EITHER CASE, LET ME RECCOMMEND AN ABORTION DOCTOR: MY FIST, A COAT HANGER, AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA. WE'LL MAKE A ROMANTIC EVENING OUT OF IT
(08:33:30 PM) Payne: I LIKE ANAKIN SKYWALKER MORE THAN YOU
(08:34:09 PM) Payne: FUCK CRAM, MAKE THAT WHICKEY, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A FRIDAY NIGHT OUT IN SUACHIEHALL
(08:34:15 PM) Cramulus: I'D RATHER DIE IN A BURNING BUS WRECK WHERE ALL THE OTHER PASSENGERS ARE CLONES OF THE HOMELESS GUY WHO KEEPS EYE FUCKING ME THAN SPEND ONE MORE GODDAMN SECOND SMELLING YOUR LOUSY CUNT
(08:34:46 PM) Payne: CRAM, I SHAT OUT A MASSIVE LOG OF FECAL MATTER TODAY, IT HAD YOUR FACE
(08:34:48 PM) Cramulus: YOU'RE LIKE THE JIZZ PARADE,  BUT INSTEAD OF CELEBRATING, EVERYBODY GETS AIDS
(08:35:00 PM) Payne: SO I SET IT ON FIRE BEFORE I FLUSHED
(08:35:08 PM) Cramulus: I'M GONNA BREAK MY FIST OFF IN YOUR COLON
(08:35:20 PM) Payne: FUCK YEA, SUCKER PUNCH THOSE WORMS
(08:35:31 PM) Payne: CHRIST KNOWS I NEED IT
(08:35:52 PM) Cramulus: IN FACT, I'M GONNA GET A PET TAPE WORM AND NAME IT STUPID PIECE OF CUM-SHIT BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF YOU
(08:36:49 PM) Cramulus: YOU THINK I'M NOT SERIOUS? I WILL PERSONALLY CLIMB DOWN OFF THIS BUILDING AND STRETCH YOUR JAWS AROUND YOUR OWN ASS AND MAKE YOU TAKE A DUMP RIGHT INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS
(08:36:50 PM) Payne: CRAM, I MEASURED THE DISTANCE TO THE PUB IN CRAMS, EXCEPT IN THE VERNACULAR I CALLED THEM DISTANCES BETWEEN TIGHTLY COILED PILES OF COG SHIT
(08:37:51 PM) Cramulus: THE OTHER DAY I OPENED MY FRONT DOOR AND I WAS LIKE "OH HEY DUDE" BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A QUIVERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT THAT SOMEBODY HAD HEATED UP IN A MICROWAVE UNTIL IT STARTED TO SING SHOWTUNES AND CRAP PISS ALL OVER YOUR GODDAMN LAWN
(08:37:59 PM) Cramulus: IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE
(08:38:14 PM) Cramulus: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SWEAR FOR ELEVEN MINUTES NOWWWWWWW
(08:39:43 PM) Cramulus: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL POUR RAZORS INTO YOUR SHIT AND TELL CHILDREN THAT IT IS A DELICIOUS SURPRISE, THEN SUE YOU
(08:40:46 PM) Harlequin: DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING COME DOWN AND SHOVE COAXIAL SOUND CABLES INTO YOUR ASS AND THEN PLAY AC/DC SO FUCKING LOUD YOUR FUCKING ANUS WILL STAR DANCING AND EJECT ALL THE FUCKING SHIT THAT YOU'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS AND NINE MONTHS AND THREE DAYS AND FORTY-FIVE SECONDS
(08:41:56 PM) Cramulus: JESUS CHRIST I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SIMPERING SHITTALK PISSBALLS
(08:42:19 PM) Cramulus: I'M RELOADING RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER FUCKING PUT ON A HELMET AND TAKE A SHIT
(08:42:26 PM) Cainad: FOUL LANGUAGE
(08:42:36 PM) Malachite: <+Cramulus> SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL POUR RAZORS INTO YOUR SHIT AND TELL CHILDREN THAT IT IS A DELICIOUS SURPRISE, THEN SUE YOU <--- this is the best insult/threat I have heard in a while
(08:43:05 PM) Harlequin: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BACK DOWN MOTHER FUCKER OR I'LL ROLL UP NEW SCIENTIST AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH SCIENCE EXCEPT IT WILL BE SCIENCE COVERED IN YOUR OWN BLOOD AND VOMIT AND SHIT
(08:43:13 PM) Cramulus: WHAT
(08:43:41 PM) Cramulus: I WILL WRAP YOU HEAD TO TOE IN DUCT TAPE AND PUT SNAKES IN YOUR INTESTINES THAT EAT YOUR SHIT SO WHEN YOU SHIT YOU SHIT SNAKES FULL OF SHIT
(08:44:09 PM) Harlequin: Well I find that just in bad taste
(08:44:20 PM) Cramulus: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
(08:44:30 PM) Cainad: ALL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE SLIMY DOLPHIN BALLS UP BEFORE I FORCE CANDIRU FISH INTO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ORIFICES AND LIGHT YOUR FACE ON FIRE
(08:45:08 PM) Cramulus: YOU'RE A SODA DRINKING DANDRUFF SORTER WITH A BLACKLIGHT SENSITIVE ANAL BRAIN WITH ASS CHEEKS FOR LOBES
(08:46:01 PM) Cramulus: I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY MORE OF YOUR INTRACTABLE MENTAL JIZZ OLYMPICS
(08:46:47 PM) Cramulus: BUT IN THE MEANTIME I AWARD YOU THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR BEING A SPECIAL-ED PISS POLYP
(08:46:52 PM) Cainad: YEAH WELL YOU'RE A SIDEWALK-SNIFFING ALCOHOLIC WITH PHILOSOPHICAL CONSTIPATION
(08:47:20 PM) Harlequin: YOUR SPAGMOSEXUAL ANTICS MAKE FUCKING RETARDED CROMAGNONS LOOK LIKE FREAKING UNIVERSITY GRADUATES FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF AWESOME-VILL THAT HAS A POLICY OF FUCKIGN ABORTING COCK-SUCKERS LIKE YOU IN THE THIRD TRIMESTER
(08:48:01 PM) Cainad: ALSO YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR DETRITUS-BASED ANAL PLAY DURING THE FUNERAL'S OF BELOVED GRANDMOTHERS
(08:48:16 PM) Cainad: FUNERALS, EVEN
(08:48:53 PM) Cramulus: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN FIRE OUT OF YOUR FACE-ASS? I'VE PISSED IN THE SNOW AND IT WAS A TONY-AWARD WINNING NOVELLA COMPARED WITH THE SORT OF GUTTERPUNK VERBAL CANCER YOU LEAK LIKE AN OVERRIPE PUSTULE FULL OF CUM
(08:49:23 PM) Harlequin: I SPY JIZZ-MONKEYS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW AND THEY'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING NAME ON THEM. AND THEY SHARE YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY HENCE WHY THEY APPLY A SINGLE NAME TO A THE BUNCH OF THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DISTINGUISH BETWEEN SINGLUAR AND PLURAL BECAUSE THEY'RE THAT FUCKIGN RETARDED. LIKE YOU
(08:49:37 PM) Cramulus: JESUS
(08:49:57 PM) Cramulus: I NEED MORE COFFEE
(08:50:58 PM) Cainad: YOUR SUCH AN ARROGANT BUTTJUICE CHUGGER THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN NOTICE THAT YOUR PUS-FILLED EYEBALLS EXPLODED ALL OVER YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IN FACT YOU PROBABLY FED IT TO YOUR DOG AND THEN DROPPED IT OUR THE WINDOW YOU ZIT-JUGGLING FUCKFACE
(08:51:13 PM) FAAAARK: sup cuntnuggets
(08:51:14 PM) Cramulus: fuck
(08:51:15 PM) Cainad: AND CALLED IT "ART"
(08:51:32 PM) Idem: my favorite one was "THE OTHER DAY I OPENED MY FRONT DOOR AND I WAS LIKE "OH HEY DUDE" BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A QUIVERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT THAT SOMEBODY HAD HEATED UP IN A MICROWAVE UNTIL IT STARTED TO SING SHOWTUNES AND CRAP PISS ALL OVER YOUR GODDAMN LAWN"
(08:51:47 PM) Cramulus: SHIT COCK RECHARGING
(08:52:05 PM) Cainad: EAR JIZZ ANTICS
(08:52:51 PM) P3nT4gR4m: what I really wanted from this place was crystal meth and a blowjob but I'll settle for tourettes
(08:52:59 PM) Cramulus: JESUS IT'S FUCKING P3NT
(08:53:33 PM) Cramulus: THAT IS TO SAY - JESUS SOME TOTAL MORON HAS JACKED PENT'S ACCOUNT AND NOW HE'S SAYING THE DUMBEST SHIT AN IDIOT COULD IMAGINE
(08:55:48 PM) Cramulus: I'LL GIVE YOU WOOD. I'LL RAM MY COCKKNOB RIGHT IN YOUR EYE UNTIL YOU BURST INTO TEARS BUT INSTEAD OF TEARS ITS HIGHLY ACIDIC URINE THAT EATS YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUY FROM RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK AND SOME CUNT IS LIKE MOMMY MOMMY, DOES THAT MAN HAVE SOME SORT OF RENAL DEFECT? AND HER MOM WILL SAY NO SWEETHEART, HE'S JUST A FAT, JITTERY, LOATHSOME PIECE OF SHIT THAT CAN'T TELL HIS OWN FACE FROM A MOUNTAIN OF TODDLER TURDS THAT PEDOS 
(08:57:33 PM) P3nT4gR4m: CRAM I RAMMED BOTH MY FISTS AND HALF MY FOOT IN YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE LAST NIGHT AND THEN SPENT SO LONG TRYING TO WORK OUT WHICH HOLE WAS WHICH SHE UNLOADED THE MOTHER OF ALL FOLLOW THROUGHS RIGHT IN MY FACE. 
(08:57:41 PM) P3nT4gR4m: i GOT CHARGED EXTRA FOR THAT
(08:57:41 PM) Cramulus: ANAL SWEAT SHIT DICKS FUCK SHIT URINE PISS FUCK DRIPPINGS RUNNING DOWN YOUR FACE SMELLS LIKE SOME KIND OF ANAL RACE
(08:59:16 PM) P3nT4gR4m: BABY ASS RAPE
(08:59:25 PM) Cramulus: IT TOOK ME 18 MONTHS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT UP WITH YOUR VERBAL AIDS YOU DICK TURBAN
(08:59:28 PM) ***Cramulus breathing heavily
(08:59:37 PM) Cramulus: can't.... stop... fuck....
(09:00:17 PM) P3nT4gR4m: WHY NOT TRY FUCKING YOURSELF IN THE WINDPIPE WITH A LENGTH OF ROTTING HORSE COCK
(09:01:00 PM) Cramulus: HOW ABOUT YOU EAT A WHOLE CANOE FULL OF MORMON MEN ALL JACKING EACH OTHER OFF
(09:01:15 PM) P3nT4gR4m: POUR SOME BLEACH DOWN IT TO SIMULATE SPOOGE
(09:01:43 PM) Cramulus: HOW ABOUT YOU DIE TEN TIMES IN A ROW AND THEN I'LL FIST YOUR WIFE ON YOUR GRAVE
(09:01:46 PM) Cramulus: AND SHE'LL SHIT
(09:02:11 PM) P3nT4gR4m: SUPERGLUE YOUR EYES TO A BABIES NIPPLES THEN JERK YOUR HEAD BACK AND SEE WHICH COMES OFF FIRST
(09:02:24 PM) Astantia: whoa
(09:02:29 PM) P3nT4gR4m: SRSLY
(09:02:42 PM) Cramulus: FIRST YOU FIGURE THIS OUT: WHAT HAS MORE KNUCKLES - YOUR MOM'S HAIRY ASS FEET, OR YOUR COLON WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU?
(09:02:57 PM) Cainad: I THINK YOU REALLY OUGHT TO SLIDE BARE-ASSED DOWN A PALM TREE COVERED IN FERRET LYMPH NODES SO THAT I CAN THEN REMOVE YOUR DESTROYED ANUS AND SELL IT ON EBAY SO THEN I'LL HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY AN ELECTRIC EEL TO SHOVE UP YOUR URETHRA
(09:02:58 PM) Cramulus: HINT: YOUR MOTHER LOST A FOOT TO DIABETES AND IS A SMELLY CUNT
(09:03:17 PM) P3nT4gR4m: MY MOMS ASS DOESN'T HAVE FEET - THAT'S YOUR INBRED FUCKING SIUSTER YOURE THINKING ABOUT
(09:03:23 PM) Cramulus: SHIT
(09:03:54 PM) Cramulus: MY INBRED SISTER IS A SAINT AND YOU'RE A CARTOON CHARACTER DOING HARD TIME FOR DICKS
(09:04:35 PM) P3nT4gR4m: ONE MOAR REMARK THAT THAT AND i'LL GIVE YOU A CHAINSAW ENEMA THEN FILL THE CARNAGE FULL OF SEMOLINA AND GET A RETARD TO LICK IT OUT
(09:04:45 PM) Cainad: YOUR INBRED SISTER EATS PASTRIES MADE OUT OF SCROTUMS
(09:05:07 PM) P3nT4gR4m: YOUR INBRED SISTER EATS ANYONE WHO GIVES HER A COOKIE
(09:06:23 PM) P3nT4gR4m: TALK ABOUT BEATING AROUND THE BUSH
(09:06:41 PM) P3nT4gR4m: JUST WHAT THE FUCK EXACTLY YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE JIZZGARGLER?
(09:06:57 PM) Cramulus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(09:06:59 PM) Cramulus: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
(09:07:15 PM) Cramulus: YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID NIPPLEDICK IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY BLOOD OUT OF MY ASS
(09:07:33 PM) Cramulus: OR JIZZ TEARS OF SORROW INTO THAT DISGUSTING CRAP YOU MADE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT
(09:07:37 PM) Cramulus: EITHER WAY, FUCK YOU
(09:08:14 PM) P3nT4gR4m: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DONKEYPUNCH MY OWN GRANDMA TILL HER HAIR FALLS OUT THEN MAKE A DILDO OUT OF THE HAIR AND SET FIRE TO IT BEFORE RAMMING IT UP YOUR URETHRA
(09:09:20 PM) P3nT4gR4m: HOLY FUCK
(09:09:33 PM) P3nT4gR4m: ARE YOU HAVING SOME KINDA EMBOLISM OR SOMETHING?
(09:10:01 PM) Cramulus: I DON'T KNOW!!!
(09:10:16 PM) Cramulus: THIS IS KILLLLLLLLLING MEEEEEEEE
(09:10:30 PM) Cramulus: IT SEEMS I CAN'T STOP SWEARING
(09:10:41 PM) Cramulus: EVERY TIME I THINK IT'S GOING TO END, I READ SOMETHING YOU SAID AND IT SETS ME OFF AGAIN
(09:11:04 PM) P3nT4gR4m: COS i'M SETTING UP A WESITE WHERE WE INDUCE EMBOLISMS IN VISRGINS, JUST AT THE POINT OF THEIR FIRST ORGASM AND THEN FILM WEASELS, LICKING THE BLOOD OUT THE EARS BEFORE WE FUCK THE WEASELS SO HARD THEY SPLODEY THEN WE RUB THE BITS INTO THE DEAD VIRGIN'S ASSHOLE AAND SET FIRE TO IT
(09:11:13 PM) P3nT4gR4m: YOU ARE A VIRGIN RIGHT?
(09:11:16 PM) Cramulus: YOU'RE LIKE AN ENTIRE DAY-TRIP TO THE RETARD ZOO, BUT EVERYBODY'S A CLONE OF YOUR WORTHLESS JIZZ-SCULPTURE-FACE
(09:11:24 PM) Cramulus: SHIT
(09:12:17 PM) P3nT4gR4m: WE'RE CALLING THE SITE WWW.ARISTOCRATS.COM
(09:13:00 PM) P3nT4gR4m: ANYWAY - I JUST WANTED TO DROP BY TO SAY FUCK YUO
(09:13:09 PM) P3nT4gR4m: AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A NICE WAY
(09:13:19 PM) Cramulus: EAT DICKS X100
(09:13:30 PM) Cainad: CRAM YOUR COPROLALIA IS FUCKING INTOLERABLE. YOUR IMMATURE AND QUITE CLEARLY FURRY-EROTIC DESIRE TO PUKE YOUR MENTAL RENAL FAILURE IS A CANCER THAT GIVES EVERYONE UNDESCENDED TESTICLES
(09:13:33 PM) Cramulus: THIS IS ALL [000]
(09:13:34 PM) Cramulus: ALL HIS FAULT 
(09:13:45 PM) P3nT4gR4m: IS THAT THE BEST COMEBACK YOUR RETARDED ROCK HO MOTHER TAUGHT YOU
(09:13:48 PM) Cramulus: HE STARTED ME ON THIS DARK PATH
(09:14:16 PM) P3nT4gR4m: THE ROAD TO POOPVILLE?
(09:14:29 PM) Cainad: You willingly let his evil Dutch majick into your soul
(09:14:50 PM) P3nT4gR4m: YEAH HIS AA-SOUL
(09:15:03 PM) Cramulus: I feel like I'm coming out of a trance or something
(09:15:13 PM) Cramulus: I've spent the better part of an hour typing profanities, and DAMN it made the time fly
(09:15:27 PM) Cramulus: I think I'd better drink a tea and take a dump
(09:15:30 PM) Cramulus: BRB
(09:15:44 PM) P3nT4gR4m: AND IT WASN'T MAJICK IT WAS HALF A GALLON OF FINEST AMSTERDAM WHORE FELCHINGS
(09:16:01 PM) Cainad: SAME FUCKING THING
(09:16:18 PM) P3nT4gR4m: TROOF
(09:16:29 PM) P3nT4gR4m: and capslock is off
(09:16:38 PM) P3nT4gR4m: phew
(09:16:42 PM) P3nT4gR4m: that was fucked
(09:16:49 PM) Cainad: that was so cool
(09:16:58 PM) Cainad: I've never seen that before
(09:17:26 PM) P3nT4gR4m: yeah but a kind of fucked-cool like a refrigerator with a supercharger that generates more heat than it cools
(09:17:36 PM) Cainad: yeah
(09:17:42 PM) Cainad: also, cocks
(09:17:51 PM) P3nT4gR4m: COCKS?
(09:18:06 PM) P3nT4gR4m: FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
(09:18:08 PM) Astantia: fuck.
(09:18:29 PM) Cramulus: nobody type in caps anymore
(09:18:38 PM) Cramulus: it's just gonna set me off again
(09:18:39 PM) P3nT4gR4m: YOU USELESS STINKING EXCUSE FOR A SYPHILLITIC PENSIONERS ASSHOLE YOU'VE SET ME OFF AGAIN
(09:18:41 PM) Cramulus has changed the topic to: NO SWEARING
(09:18:48 PM) Cramulus: SHIT FUCK DAMN
(09:18:57 PM) P3nT4gR4m: SHIT FUCK DAMN YUO
(09:19:20 PM) P3nT4gR4m: poop
(09:19:33 PM) Cramulus: Yo, I think the swearing forum I made at your place is the greatest resource I've ever created on the internt
(09:19:33 PM) P3nT4gR4m: (sorry - just slipped out)
(09:19:55 PM) Cramulus: http://p3nt4gr4m.com/boards/index.php?board=16.0 - I mean, that's like a fuckton of yelling I've done
(09:19:56 PM) P3nT4gR4m: the sad thing is I think you're right - you really are that crap
(09:20:07 PM) Cramulus: LISTEN YOU FUCK
(09:20:12 PM) P3nT4gR4m: LAWL
(09:20:12 PM) Cramulus: wait wait wait calm down crammy
(09:20:24 PM) ***P3nT4gR4m slips cram a pint of valium
(09:20:37 PM) P3nT4gR4m: AND A THROBBING LEPER COCK
(09:23:12 PM) P3nT4gR4m: Hi, I'm blurty and I just joined this CUNTING PILE OF ASSHOLES forum cos I'm interested in star trek and FISTING LIVE BABIES
(09:23:30 PM) Cainad: Don't judge me YOU ASS-SANDWICH MUNCHERS, I have a condition
(09:25:51 PM) P3nT4gR4m: is this a femal gown? liek a dress or just one of those black cape things?
(09:25:52 PM) Cramulus: it was about the same quality as a cheap-ass halloween costume
(09:26:15 PM) Cainad: Cram: yes
(09:26:18 PM) P3nT4gR4m: I wore jeans and a leather jacket
(09:26:29 PM) Cainad: flimsy fabric
(09:26:32 PM) Cramulus: Just wear a ribcage and a skull on your head and glare real mean at anyone that looks at you cockeyed
(09:26:35 PM) Froggypance: http://www.wippellgownhire.co.uk/pictures.asp?k=9&robe_loc=SotonPHDLarge.jpg
(09:26:38 PM) Cainad: shitty zipper that got jammed
(09:27:10 PM) P3nT4gR4m: just go stark raving nekkit and covered in goat spooge, with half a dead cat hanging out your ass
(09:27:27 PM) P3nT4gR4m: damn you cram - I cant fucking stop this now
(09:28:29 PM) Cramulus: SEE WHAT I MEAN, P3NT? IT'S HARD TO STOP!
(09:28:42 PM) Cainad: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU CRAMULUS
(09:29:09 PM) Froggypance: THAT NOT COCKTAIL SAUSAGE IN BACON!!!
(09:29:10 PM) P3nT|f00d: I'm now going to go downstairs and try not to scream filth and abuse at my GF
(09:29:39 PM) Cramulus: DICKS
(09:29:48 PM) Cramulus: DICKS 2: THE NEW BATCH
(09:29:53 PM) Cramulus: DICKS 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES
(09:30:03 PM) Cainad: THAT FUCKING FISH MAKES ME WANT TO TURN A ZEBRA INSIDE OUT, FREEZE IT, AND GIVE IT TO A CRACKWHORE SO SHE CAN BUTTRAPE YOU WITH IT IN A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF WET DOG HAIR
(09:30:12 PM) Cramulus: FUCK SHIT DAMN
(09:30:34 PM) Froggypance: DICKS 4: TODGER SAVES CHRISTMAS
(09:30:44 PM) Cainad: WITH LISTERINE FOR LUBE
(09:31:58 PM) D-Squid: YOUR LISTERINE GAVE ME A MINTY FRESH ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE.
(09:32:04 PM) Froggypance: "Yeah, it really is absinthe!"
(09:33:48 PM) Idem: holy shit you guys are still doign it
(09:34:33 PM) Cramulus: I can't even think anymore
(09:34:43 PM) Cramulus: I think I burned out my synapses with all theswearing
(09:34:58 PM) Cramulus: I think I might have pulled my adrenal gland
(09:35:54 PM) Cainad: Aren't there two adrenal glands?
(09:36:10 PM) Cainad: One above each kidney, afaik
(09:37:05 PM) Cainad: But the real question is, do you feel better now?
(09:37:14 PM) Cramulus: eh sorta
(09:37:17 PM) Cramulus: uhm
(09:37:20 PM) Cramulus: it's the calm after a storm I think
(09:38:09 PM) Froggypance: ?
(09:38:21 PM) Cramulus: the swearing
(09:40:02 PM) Malachite: I'm downloading the entire first season of Sliders
(09:41:54 PM) Cramulus: I'm downloading an entire butterball turkey
(09:44:25 PM) Malachite: That's what your mom said last night
(09:44:34 PM) Cainad: I'm downloading communism
(09:44:37 PM) Froggypance: I'm downloading your mom.
(09:44:49 PM) Malachite: If you like communism so much why don't you go live there
(09:45:12 PM) Cainad: Because I can't P2P from this fucking school
(09:45:50 PM) Cramulus: because where would I keep my FUCK YOU IN THE TURKEY ASS
(09:46:47 PM) Froggypance: It's like the Sutphin/Hinkle conversations.
(09:46:56 PM) Cainad: NO ACTUALLY YOU WOULD SNORT CRANBERRY SAUCE IN OUTER SPACE IN A SPACESUIT MADE OF FISH JIZZ
(09:48:15 PM) Malachite: IT IS AWESOME
(09:48:15 PM) Idem: YES
(09:48:19 PM) Idem: YES IT FUCKING IS
(09:48:24 PM) Malachite: IT'S LIKE DEUS EX WITH VAMPIRES OR SOME SHIT
(09:48:25 PM) Idem: YOU GOT PAST THE SISTERS YET
(09:48:28 PM) Malachite: YEAH
(09:48:30 PM) Malachite: I'M LIKE
(09:48:39 PM) Malachite: I JUST FINISHED THE MUSEUM THING
(09:48:42 PM) Malachite: IF YOU HAVE DONE THAT YET
(09:48:45 PM) Idem: OH
(09:48:47 PM) Idem: I WON
(09:48:49 PM) Cramulus: STOP TALKING IN CAPS YOU WILL SET ME OFF AGAIN
(09:48:58 PM) Cramulus: JIZMOPPERS
(09:49:02 PM) Idem: 8 ENDINGS THOUGH
(09:49:03 PM) Malachite: FUCK YOUR MOTHER
(09:49:14 PM) Cainad: OH GOD I THINK CRAM'S GONNA GO CRITICAL
(09:49:18 PM) Cainad: EPIC BURNOUT
(09:49:41 PM) Cramulus: I can't muster it up anymore
(09:49:42 PM) Cramulus: thank god
(09:54:49 PM) Idem: OH DID YOU GET PAST THAT PROSTHETICS DUDE YET
(09:54:57 PM) Requiem: cause white wolf people are nuts
(09:54:58 PM) Idem: GIMBLE'S PROSTHETICS
(09:55:41 PM) Cramulus: I'm cutting back on the LARPing. But yeah, I prefer live-combat fantasy games to white wolf any day of the week.
(09:55:47 PM) Cramulus: sword fights > rock paper scissors
(09:56:20 PM) [000]: COCK RAPER JIZZERS
(10:06:14 PM) Payne: hey Cram
(10:06:21 PM) Cramulus: yo
(10:06:25 PM) Payne: did you do that god damn bat signal yet?
(10:06:32 PM) Cramulus: NO SHUT UP
(10:08:15 PM) Payne: Cram, do you really want to put it off until I visit you to put that fucking thing up?
(10:08:21 PM) Payne: UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
(10:08:27 PM) Cramulus: lol
(10:08:29 PM) ***Payne has to EVERYTHING himself
(10:08:37 PM) Cramulus: it's all the way outside my apartment, and it's so cooolllld out!
(10:08:47 PM) Cramulus: you guys aren't lavishing in 20 degree weather, are you?
(10:08:47 PM) Cramulus: STFU!
(10:09:01 PM) Cainad: "lavishing"
(10:09:48 PM) Cainad: I think that tsunami of profanity broke your internal dictionary.
(10:10:52 PM) [000]: INTESTINE DICK SHOVE NANNY
(10:10:56 PM) Cramulus: should have been "languishing", right/
(10:11:01 PM) Cramulus: STOP IT ZILCH YOU MAY KILL ME
(10:11:05 PM) Cramulus: ASS TURBAN
(10:11:17 PM) [000]: HYPERSMEGM
(10:11:35 PM) Cramulus: GOTTA GO FIND A KNIFE, BRB
(10:17:44 PM) Cramulus: BACK
(10:17:44 PM) Cramulus: WITH A KNIFE
(10:17:57 PM) D-Squid: Hello Cramulus. And hello Cramulus's Knife.
(10:18:29 PM) BDSimpleton: wtf cram has a knife?
(10:18:42 PM) Cramulus: BACK OFF YOU FUCKS
(10:19:06 PM) D-Squid: HEY MAN.
(10:19:11 PM) D-Squid: Don't let the power go to your head.
(10:19:28 PM) ***[000] FUCKS CRAMS BACK WITH A KNIFE
(10:19:40 PM) Cramulus: ow my bakc!
(10:19:44 PM) Cramulus: *back
(10:19:57 PM) [000]: THE KNIFE HAS THE POWER TO GIVE HEAD
(10:20:44 PM) Cramulus: I'd be interested in purchasing that knife
(10:21:04 PM) [000]: HEAD CHEESE KNIFE SLICE OF MOLDY HERPES CRUSTED GUNKPASTE SPLATTERING WOUND PENETRATION STENCH URINE BASKET
(10:21:54 PM) Cramulus: TRIPLE ZERO I JUST FUCKING GOT FINISHED WITH THE SWEARING, BUT YOUR VERBAL ULULATIONS SEEM TO WANT TO REINFECT EVERYBODY WITH THEIR AURAL HERPES
(10:22:19 PM) Cramulus: SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, STUFF IT IN A CAN AND HIT IT WITH A STICK SO IT GETS BOTULISM, AND THEN FEED IT TO EMPOWERED PRETEENS
(10:22:25 PM) Cramulus: WITH ATTITUDES
(10:25:49 PM) [000]: WHY ARE WE RAPING FINISHED WITH THE TUMOR SWAERRING FEVER BOILS?
(10:26:38 PM) Cramulus: I can't do it anymore
(10:27:00 PM) [000]: WHY INFECTIOUS BLEEDING NOT??!
(10:27:09 PM) Cramulus: because I burned myself out!
(10:27:21 PM) Cramulus: I swore for a solid HOUR today!
(10:27:30 PM) Cramulus: nothing but vulgarity
(10:27:32 PM) Cramulus: for no reason
(10:27:38 PM) Cramulus: now I'm coming up empty
(10:27:43 PM) Cramulus: http://p3nt4gr4m.com/boards/index.php?topic=279.0

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