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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #60 on: November 28, 2006, 02:05:15 pm »
  it some sort of transcript...
                   
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l was, uh, headlining... Headlining?
l was working at this club.

 
                   
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #61 on: November 28, 2006, 02:06:52 pm »
What, all you offer is excerpts?



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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #62 on: November 28, 2006, 02:10:04 pm »
yeah im finished. keep the damn barstool it doesnt exist anyway.  lazyness and a lack of creativity to think of query's has beaten me again.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #63 on: November 28, 2006, 02:11:19 pm »
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #64 on: January 07, 2007, 12:57:34 am »
“There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.” - M I C H E L   D E   M O N T A I G N E

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #65 on: January 07, 2007, 11:51:49 am »
um... this is the correct barstoolcycle?
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2007, 01:07:43 pm »
I dunno, but I want one.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2007, 04:03:33 pm »
Well, it certainly would be a conversation starter. 
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2007, 09:27:50 pm »
yea, and seeing it contains a barstool, a conversation-ender as well ;-)
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« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2007, 12:33:13 am »
I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.
They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.
I asked them if god took up space and had mass.
They were not satisified.
So I said..the word god is matter.
Still, no digs.
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2007, 01:01:19 am »
A clip around the ear and being told to get back to my multiplication tables.  Apparently you can't do that now, but you couldn't do it back then either.....welcome, by the way.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2007, 02:25:37 am »
If you had said, "Is love matter?" and asked some similar questions, I would've been satisfied. And that says "no" without being too complex or telling an 8 year old that God is nonexistent.
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2007, 03:49:20 am »
i just always thought that matter was everything and it didn't matter if god made it or if he was made from it
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2007, 02:04:51 pm »
I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.
They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.
I asked them if god took up space and had mass.
They were not satisified.
So I said..the word god is matter.
Still, no digs.
When you were eight,what would satifisfy you?
i just always thought that matter was everything and it didn't matter if god made it or if he was made from it

First, matter is energy (E=mc2).

Second, you'd probably get fired if you tried to debunk God to an 8 year old.

Third, the barstool response would be, "it doesn't matter who or what created matter right now, simply understand that matter exists, and this is what it is."

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #74 on: February 15, 2007, 01:59:51 am »
It doesn't ..matter..anyway.
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