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#1
Aneristic Illusions / Re: There Can Be Only One!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - Yesterday at 08:09:08 PMElmo the Oligarch has a gift for understatement. Who knew?
Musk Tells Joe Rogan Why Trump Is 'Not Perfect'
As per this article:
""Some people still think, you know, Trump is like the devil, basically," said Musk. "And, I mean, I think, I think Trump actually is not perfect, but, but he's not evil. Trump is not evil. I spent a lot of time with, with him, and he's, I mean, he's a product of his time, but he is not, he's not evil.""
Being a famous, wealthy sociopath himself, Elmo the Oligarch and the POSOTUS do have a lot in common. So, perhaps, some sociopaths do occasionally empathize with other sociopaths. But, I suspect this is more a case of Elmo trying to get back in the good graces of the POSOTUS. After all, inflation being what it is, it's obvious that $300M no longer buys what it once could. And, I'm sure NASA is still on the market for the right price, and, of course, other considerations.
Musk Tells Joe Rogan Why Trump Is 'Not Perfect'
As per this article:
""Some people still think, you know, Trump is like the devil, basically," said Musk. "And, I mean, I think, I think Trump actually is not perfect, but, but he's not evil. Trump is not evil. I spent a lot of time with, with him, and he's, I mean, he's a product of his time, but he is not, he's not evil.""
Being a famous, wealthy sociopath himself, Elmo the Oligarch and the POSOTUS do have a lot in common. So, perhaps, some sociopaths do occasionally empathize with other sociopaths. But, I suspect this is more a case of Elmo trying to get back in the good graces of the POSOTUS. After all, inflation being what it is, it's obvious that $300M no longer buys what it once could. And, I'm sure NASA is still on the market for the right price, and, of course, other considerations.
#2
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Lost Discordian comics
Last post by chaotic neutral observer - Yesterday at 03:07:07 PMHilarious!
Especially the "coming soon" part, and how there were no comics.
Especially the "coming soon" part, and how there were no comics.
#3
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: 来自中国的 china-click-bait : ...
Last post by chaotic neutral observer - Yesterday at 03:00:32 PMQuote from: trekkies_who_any_some on November 01, 2025, 03:44:44 AMIf I'm preparing to spread Discordianism in a Chinese-speaking region, what do I need to pay attention to?Why would you want to spread Discordianism?
QuoteFor example, I need to make the authorities think I'm genuinely an idiotJust act normally, they'll get the idea.
QuoteOtherwise, I might be secretly executed by agents.Doesn't sound like it's worth it. Not a lot of ROI in getting secretly executed, you can't even cash in your own life insurance policy.
#4
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Lost Discordian comics
Last post by Gmeluch - Yesterday at 12:34:10 PMDiscordian comics
Presented for your amusement
Lost for twenty years!
https://georgemeluch-onkhw.wordpress.com/homepage/
Presented for your amusement
Lost for twenty years!
https://georgemeluch-onkhw.wordpress.com/homepage/
#5
Apple Talk / Discordian comics
Last post by Gmeluch - November 01, 2025, 10:52:03 PMHello friends and relations. I wrote this comic 20 years ago and have finally published it on the web.
https://georgemeluch-onkhw.wordpress.com/homepage/
Happy chaos to you
https://georgemeluch-onkhw.wordpress.com/homepage/
Happy chaos to you
#6
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Civilian Gun Violence in '...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 01, 2025, 08:14:35 PMWARNING: This is one of the possible consequences of publicly criticizing the recently Second Amendmented, and immediately canonized (CLARIFCIATION: A Mauser 98 is not a cannon.) Saint Charlie of the 'Merican Mass School Shootings:
Tennessee man spends a month in jail before charges are dropped over Trump meme posted in Facebook group for Charlie Kirk vigil
So, be careful out there.
Tennessee man spends a month in jail before charges are dropped over Trump meme posted in Facebook group for Charlie Kirk vigil
So, be careful out there.
#7
Discordian Recipes / AGI-Boommmmmm-Food : may not b...
Last post by trekkies_who_any_some - November 01, 2025, 03:52:34 AMHomemade "No Onion/Garlic Sweet Smoked BBQ Sauce" Secret Recipe
Mix the following ingredients thoroughly: Ketchup, brown sugar, apple cider vinegar, Dijon mustard, Liquid Smoke, smoked paprika, and a pinch of clove powder.
Step 1: Prepare Meat and Sweet Potatoes
Marinate the meat: Combine pork chunks with the homemade BBQ sauce, marinate for at least 30 minutes.
Pre-roast the pork: Place the marinated pork in the oven at 180°C (350°F) for 20-30 minutes until partially cooked and caramelized. Remove and set aside.
Prepare sweet potato slices: Toss sweet potato slices with a tiny bit of salt, black pepper, and melted butter. Set aside.
Step 2: Build the "Volcano" Layered Structure
Use a square baking dish to create your "BBQ Meat Lasagna":
Bottom layer: Arrange a layer of thin sweet potato slices tightly to cover the entire base.
Meat sauce layer: Spread a layer of partially cooked pork chunks, drizzle with the remaining BBQ sauce.
Cheese layer: Sprinkle half of the shredded Mozzarella cheese and grated Parmesan cheese.
Repeat: Add another layer of sweet potato slices, followed by the remaining meat and sauce, then the rest of the cheese.
Creamy topping: Place a few small chunks of cream cheese evenly on top—they will melt into creamy lava during baking.
Step 3: Lava Eruption and Baking
Bake: Preheat the oven to 200°C (400°F) and place the baking dish inside.
Cover and bake: Cover with aluminum foil, bake for 30 minutes to ensure the sweet potatoes are soft and fully cooked.
Uncover and brown: Remove the foil, continue baking for 15-20 minutes until the top cheese melts, bubbles, and turns golden brown with a "volcano lava" appearance—edges may slightly caramelize.
Serving Presentation
Remove from the oven, let rest for 5-10 minutes to set the structure.
Sprinkle extra smoked paprika for garnish; fresh basil leaves can be added if desired (as a substitute for green onions).
Scoop out large portions to reveal layers of sweet potatoes, juicy BBQ meat, and oozing lava cheese.
Why It's Awesome?
Carb overload: Sweet potatoes and plenty of cheese deliver a double feast of carbs and fats.
Flavor fusion: Sweet sweet potatoes blend with sweet-smoky BBQ sauce and savory cheese for a wonderful sweet-savory balance.
Unique texture: Sweet potato slices replace traditional lasagna noodles, adding an earthy aroma and distinct mouthfeel.
Allergy-friendly: Completely avoids seafood, onions, garlic, and other pungent ingredients.
Mix the following ingredients thoroughly: Ketchup, brown sugar, apple cider vinegar, Dijon mustard, Liquid Smoke, smoked paprika, and a pinch of clove powder.
Step 1: Prepare Meat and Sweet Potatoes
Marinate the meat: Combine pork chunks with the homemade BBQ sauce, marinate for at least 30 minutes.
Pre-roast the pork: Place the marinated pork in the oven at 180°C (350°F) for 20-30 minutes until partially cooked and caramelized. Remove and set aside.
Prepare sweet potato slices: Toss sweet potato slices with a tiny bit of salt, black pepper, and melted butter. Set aside.
Step 2: Build the "Volcano" Layered Structure
Use a square baking dish to create your "BBQ Meat Lasagna":
Bottom layer: Arrange a layer of thin sweet potato slices tightly to cover the entire base.
Meat sauce layer: Spread a layer of partially cooked pork chunks, drizzle with the remaining BBQ sauce.
Cheese layer: Sprinkle half of the shredded Mozzarella cheese and grated Parmesan cheese.
Repeat: Add another layer of sweet potato slices, followed by the remaining meat and sauce, then the rest of the cheese.
Creamy topping: Place a few small chunks of cream cheese evenly on top—they will melt into creamy lava during baking.
Step 3: Lava Eruption and Baking
Bake: Preheat the oven to 200°C (400°F) and place the baking dish inside.
Cover and bake: Cover with aluminum foil, bake for 30 minutes to ensure the sweet potatoes are soft and fully cooked.
Uncover and brown: Remove the foil, continue baking for 15-20 minutes until the top cheese melts, bubbles, and turns golden brown with a "volcano lava" appearance—edges may slightly caramelize.
Serving Presentation
Remove from the oven, let rest for 5-10 minutes to set the structure.
Sprinkle extra smoked paprika for garnish; fresh basil leaves can be added if desired (as a substitute for green onions).
Scoop out large portions to reveal layers of sweet potatoes, juicy BBQ meat, and oozing lava cheese.
Why It's Awesome?
Carb overload: Sweet potatoes and plenty of cheese deliver a double feast of carbs and fats.
Flavor fusion: Sweet sweet potatoes blend with sweet-smoky BBQ sauce and savory cheese for a wonderful sweet-savory balance.
Unique texture: Sweet potato slices replace traditional lasagna noodles, adding an earthy aroma and distinct mouthfeel.
Allergy-friendly: Completely avoids seafood, onions, garlic, and other pungent ingredients.
#8
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / 来自中国的 china-click-bait : Disc...
Last post by trekkies_who_any_some - November 01, 2025, 03:44:44 AM我是一个中国人
假如我准备在汉语地区传播混乱教，我需要注意什么 ？
比如要让当局认为我真的是一个傻逼或者精神病而不是真的的迪斯科迪亚人 ...
我也许和秘密会社有一点关联但更多的是纯粹中二 。
对吗 ？
否则我可能被特工秘密处决 。
Here is the English translation:
I am Chinese.
If I'm preparing to spread Discordianism in a Chinese-speaking region, what do I need to pay attention to?
For example, I need to make the authorities think I'm genuinely an idiot or mentally ill, rather than a real Discordian...
I might have a slight connection to a secret society, but it's more about being purely "chuunibyou" (eighth-grade syndrome).
Right?
Otherwise, I might be secretly executed by agents.
假如我准备在汉语地区传播混乱教，我需要注意什么 ？
比如要让当局认为我真的是一个傻逼或者精神病而不是真的的迪斯科迪亚人 ...
我也许和秘密会社有一点关联但更多的是纯粹中二 。
对吗 ？
否则我可能被特工秘密处决 。
Here is the English translation:
I am Chinese.
If I'm preparing to spread Discordianism in a Chinese-speaking region, what do I need to pay attention to?
For example, I need to make the authorities think I'm genuinely an idiot or mentally ill, rather than a real Discordian...
I might have a slight connection to a secret society, but it's more about being purely "chuunibyou" (eighth-grade syndrome).
Right?
Otherwise, I might be secretly executed by agents.
#9
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 31, 2025, 04:06:32 AMI can't help but wonder if our Blessed Goddess Eris had anything to do with this incident:
Winsome Earle-Sears campaign bus catches fire while en route to event
I write this because, of course, GOP Jesus could not be responsible for this chaos.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
Winsome Earle-Sears campaign bus catches fire while en route to event
I write this because, of course, GOP Jesus could not be responsible for this chaos.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
#10
Apple Talk / Re: I can't be bothered to fin...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 30, 2025, 12:11:02 AMThese people know a marketing opportunity when they see one:
Boecker crane manufacturer goes viral with his humorous advertisement following the Louvre heist
Mrs. Mythos and I have a special interest in this brazen theft, as friends of ours were in Paris for the first time last week, and were excited to have obtained tickets to the Louvre. And, we still don't know if they were able to get in, or not, because of the unexpected closures.
Boecker crane manufacturer goes viral with his humorous advertisement following the Louvre heist
Mrs. Mythos and I have a special interest in this brazen theft, as friends of ours were in Paris for the first time last week, and were excited to have obtained tickets to the Louvre. And, we still don't know if they were able to get in, or not, because of the unexpected closures.