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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2011, 12:27:56 am »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2011, 10:30:39 pm »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2011, 02:01:34 pm »
Dartmouth Fett: Good morning! It's the last day of my youth! I need to do something stupid tonight!

Me: How about a teenager?
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2011, 02:08:27 pm »
Dartmouth Fett: Good morning! It's the last day of my youth! I need to do something stupid tonight!

Me: How about a teenager?

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2011, 02:40:54 pm »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2011, 03:04:29 pm »
Dartmouth Fett: Good morning! It's the last day of my youth! I need to do something stupid tonight!

Me: How about a teenager?
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2011, 02:02:56 am »
*SUV full of Hispanics with 2 mattresses on top blow past playing bachata really loud.*

Suu: *starts busting a groove in the Viking Longcar* "That's harsh stuff. It's like...industrial bachata."

Richter: "Industrial bachata...it sounds like a Dirty Sanchez with rivets."

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2011, 02:24:57 am »
*SUV full of Hispanics with 2 mattresses on top blow past playing bachata really loud.*

Suu: *starts busting a groove in the Viking Longcar* "That's harsh stuff. It's like...industrial bachata."

Richter: "Industrial bachata...it sounds like a Dirty Sanchez with rivets."

Luna: :spittake:

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2011, 02:34:52 am »
Then we almost dropped it and he went on a tirade about lubricating the backseat of the car with Diet Coke and fast food wrappers. Then I said something about turning the car back around to Winnipeg, and you said I started it, you bitch. I'm telling mom!
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2011, 02:39:33 am »
Oh GodDAMMIT.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2011, 02:41:45 am »
Look, dude, the soda pop was hers, okay? I just stole a swig.
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« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2011, 02:51:40 am »
Oh GodDAMMIT.

If nobody hears from me tomorrow, Richter did it.  Or Suu did.  Maybe both.

(And she DID start it!  She DID!)
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2011, 02:55:24 am »
WTF.

YOU STABBED ME IN MY CANCER-TWAT!!
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« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2011, 02:59:37 am »
WTF.

YOU STABBED ME IN MY CANCER-TWAT!!

I choked on my water a little bit there.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2011, 03:01:54 am »
WTF.

YOU STABBED ME IN MY CANCER-TWAT!!

(Ah, fuck, Suu, THINK what these guys are gonna think was going on...)

I was tryin' to stab out the cancer...  Figured if I scared the shoggoth, it'd crap the cancer right out on the floor, and the guys could stab the fuck out of it.

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ETA:  SEE?  You almost killed Twid....
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