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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #45 on: July 02, 2011, 12:12:16 am »

I was. I WAS that girl. I was that crazy girl that guys talk about, the one that thinks she’s in a relationship but in fact she’s just being used as a toy and a free escort. I was the girl that let herself become obsessed over a guy that could, in the end, care very little. Fuck.


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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #46 on: July 02, 2011, 05:19:38 am »
It's my opinion that summer is a good time to learn things about oneself and then work on them, and work at working on them.  That's what I'm doing this summer.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2011, 02:14:34 pm »
I think you're right, which is why I started writing that tale again. The season just seems very cleansing. There's more opportunities to get out of the house (well, in New England, anyway, probably not so much in Tucson) and work on projects rather than sit inside and stew at the shit outside.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2011, 03:38:21 pm »

Quote from: LMNO on July 1, 2011

Just shut up and play the damn song!


This was addressed to his bassist and guitarist on stage.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2011, 08:43:59 pm »
DF: Transformers!

Me: I heard it was Meh.

DF: Shut yo mouth!

Me: Just talkin' bout Shaft.

DF: Imax 3D!

Me: Why are you gloating?

DF: I'm just excited.

Me: Splendid.

DF: Have you seen Super 8 yet?

Me: Nope.

DF: You should, you'd really like it.

Me: After the paychecks come in I'll start playing movie catchup.

DF: Or you could flirt with a boy at the theatre and get in for free.

Me: Yeah no, they're all a bit young for me. ;) I just need a sugar daddy, you know, someone older and more mature to take care of me.

DF: ...

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, did I hit a nerve?
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #50 on: July 04, 2011, 04:00:41 am »
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #51 on: July 04, 2011, 04:02:08 am »
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."

TGG (my daughter) playing Sims.

Me:  "Why the hell do you play that when you have a real family?"

TGG:  "Because if I wall my real family up and leave them to die, I'll go to prison."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #52 on: July 04, 2011, 04:17:50 am »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #53 on: July 04, 2011, 08:10:54 am »
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."

TGG (my daughter) playing Sims.

Me:  "Why the hell do you play that when you have a real family?"

TGG:  "Because if I wall my real family up and leave them to die, I'll go to prison."

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #54 on: July 04, 2011, 11:45:45 am »
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."

TGG (my daughter) playing Sims.

Me:  "Why the hell do you play that when you have a real family?"

TGG:  "Because if I wall my real family up and leave them to die, I'll go to prison."

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #55 on: July 04, 2011, 12:04:30 pm »
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."

TGG (my daughter) playing Sims.

Me:  "Why the hell do you play that when you have a real family?"

TGG:  "Because if I wall my real family up and leave them to die, I'll go to prison."
This is 95% of my Sims play, I will admit.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2011, 01:50:43 pm »
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity." -- Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2011, 07:32:02 am »
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity." -- Abraham Lincoln
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« Reply #58 on: July 06, 2011, 09:06:41 am »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #59 on: July 06, 2011, 01:15:56 pm »

Quote from: LMNO on July 1, 2011

Just shut up and play the damn song!


This was addressed to his bassist and guitarist on stage.

Apparently, sometimes we drink before going on stage.
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