Me: I heard it was Meh.
DF: Shut yo mouth!
Me: Just talkin' bout Shaft.
DF: Imax 3D!
Me: Why are you gloating?
DF: I'm just excited.
DF: Have you seen Super 8 yet?
DF: You should, you'd really like it.
Me: After the paychecks come in I'll start playing movie catchup.
DF: Or you could flirt with a boy at the theatre and get in for free.
Me: Yeah no, they're all a bit young for me.
I just need a sugar daddy, you know, someone older and more mature to take care of me.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, did I hit a nerve?