Your Sex Life In 2012

[The Twid]

that and how to say bad things about scots.

[Eve]

"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."

Bring it, 2012.


(From a book called Yankees Suck!, which I gave to my Yanks-loving roommate for Christmas.)

EVE!       

Hi LMNO!

[kingyak]

I'm at work and the only book on my desk other than a phone book is a book on VB:

"Exception handling is the concept of dealing with 'exceptional happenings' when you are running the code."

[Don Coyote]

"Da sind sy zemen kumen In die arbait vnd sucht yetlicher die blosz uff sein vortail."

Um....

[Cainad]

"Both methods are largely subject to a number of forms of correction, either in the control of the illumination on one hand or in current stabilization on the other."

Optical Mineralogy, Kerr



Um.

[Triple Zero]

I hope this thread gets to 45 pages and we can all get really metasexual.

[Telarus]

A young woman from South Carolina
Placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina.
     With the proper-sized cocks
     What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.

Isaac Asimov, Lecherous Limericks

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

"Though stripped naked, he had requested shoes to ward off cold feet." *

 





*From the Official CIA Manual of Trickery and Deception which was sitting on the table in front of me.

[leln]

"I don't need to belabor the point."

Umm, so I guess I don't need to worry about any unplanned pregnancies happening in 2012?
As if grad school and a full-time job don't already see to that.

[PeregrineBF]

Picking other random books:

It is never wrong to take a look at either the debian-security-announce mailing list, where advisories and fixes to released packages are announced by the Debian security team, or at debian-security@lists.debian.org, where you can participate in discussions about things related to Debian security.



I don't know that I want advisories and fixes related to my package announced by the Debian security team...

[CorbeauEtRenard]

"Miss Chesterfield," he said, "I have reason to believe you were until recently a certified medical technician."
 

[Placid Dingo]

After secondary school he worked as a ticket collector in the tunnelbana, saved some money, and travelled abroad.

Cryptic. Girl with the dragon tattoo.

[NoLeDeMiel]

Closest book to me is the phone book 

Best not...priors and all that.

Second closest book:
"We are all living organisms."

Looks like I'll be upping my standards in 2012.

[Waffleman]

since I am one of those plyamorous types (how I hate that word being a mix of latin and greek), I'll do this one more time (for now):

In Fact, for a very long time, Germany was thought to be a peculiarly hospitable and secure place for Jews

Becoming Evil. How Ordinary People COmmit Genocide and Mass Killing, by James Waller

[M. Nigel Salt]

Today I have several books equidistant from me on my desk.

"Finch fell to the ground."
"A winner-take-all system means that minorities may not be represented."
"So if sumo wrestlers, schoolteachers, and day-care parents all cheat, are we to assume that mankind is innately and universally corrupt?"
"Although the moral argument for a limited state has appeal to libertarians, this by itself would not be persuasive to many, perhaps most, people."

and my favorite,

"Similarly, many anecdotal reports of the extraordinary contain much more than a simple, objective description of the experience."

It's gonna be a good year.