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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2012, 08:48:10 pm »
:lol: that and how to say bad things about scots.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2012, 08:56:41 pm »
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."

Bring it, 2012.


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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2012, 08:58:18 pm »
I'm at work and the only book on my desk other than a phone book is a book on VB:

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2012, 10:24:44 pm »
"Da sind sy zemen kumen In die arbait vnd sucht yetlicher die blosz uff sein vortail."

Um....
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2012, 10:42:51 pm »
"Both methods are largely subject to a number of forms of correction, either in the control of the illumination on one hand or in current stabilization on the other."

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #65 on: January 27, 2012, 01:45:42 am »
I hope this thread gets to 45 pages and we can all get really metasexual.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #66 on: January 27, 2012, 04:12:48 am »
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #67 on: January 27, 2012, 08:39:34 am »
"Though stripped naked, he had requested shoes to ward off cold feet." *

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #68 on: January 28, 2012, 02:09:22 am »
"I don't need to belabor the point."

Umm, so I guess I don't need to worry about any unplanned pregnancies happening in 2012?
As if grad school and a full-time job don't already see to that.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #69 on: January 28, 2012, 06:51:26 am »
Picking other random books:

It is never wrong to take a look at either the debian-security-announce mailing list, where advisories and fixes to released packages are announced by the Debian security team, or at debian-security@lists.debian.org, where you can participate in discussions about things related to Debian security.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #70 on: January 28, 2012, 07:09:29 am »
"Miss Chesterfield," he said, "I have reason to believe you were until recently a certified medical technician."
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #71 on: January 28, 2012, 12:40:54 pm »
After secondary school he worked as a ticket collector in the tunnelbana, saved some money, and travelled abroad.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #72 on: January 28, 2012, 06:46:01 pm »
Closest book to me is the phone book  :evil:

Best not...priors and all that.

Second closest book:
"We are all living organisms."

Looks like I'll be upping my standards in 2012.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #73 on: January 28, 2012, 06:49:51 pm »
since I am one of those plyamorous types (how I hate that word being a mix of latin and greek), I'll do this one more time (for now):

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #74 on: January 29, 2012, 02:20:12 am »
Today I have several books equidistant from me on my desk.

"Finch fell to the ground."
"A winner-take-all system means that minorities may not be represented."
"So if sumo wrestlers, schoolteachers, and day-care parents all cheat, are we to assume that mankind is innately and universally corrupt?"
"Although the moral argument for a limited state has appeal to libertarians, this by itself would not be persuasive to many, perhaps most, people."

and my favorite,

"Similarly, many anecdotal reports of the extraordinary contain much more than a simple, objective description of the experience."

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