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A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« on: April 04, 2012, 11:03:44 pm »
In case any of you might not know, im a highschool freshman. For an english project, I had to write a parody of othello. I didnt know what to do so I replaced all the characters with toast, and I made an entire comic out of it.
I want you guys to critique it in the worst way possible.































Im still not done with it, its due tomorrow...

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 11:09:23 pm »
This is fucking genius.  GENIUS, I SAY! 
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 11:22:24 pm »
Othello is the most burnt piece of toast?


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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2012, 11:26:07 pm »
Othello is the most burnt piece of toast?



He is the pumpernickel because he is black, yes.

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 01:08:46 am »
This is genius cris.

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2012, 04:11:00 am »
I love it!  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2012, 07:53:01 am »
Fucking awesome, that's what.

Could you do Titus Andronicus as burritos? I'd pay for that.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2012, 07:57:09 am by Alty »
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2012, 01:59:36 pm »
I wish I could critique this (in the worst way), but it's too amazing.


Also, I agree with Alty.
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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2012, 09:02:57 pm »
Don't leave us hanging, cris!  Some of us have never seen or read Othello!
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 01:47:37 am »
Wow, this is brilliant. 2 gold stars.

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 03:23:19 am »
Thanks guys

This means alot to me c:

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 03:31:07 am »
Now you can use all that gratitude and post the REST OF IT ALREADY.

I showed this to a bunch of people today. They all thought it was the knees of MANY bees.
I lold several times, it's their little toasty faces.
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 03:39:15 am »
Now you can use all that gratitude and post the REST OF IT ALREADY.

I showed this to a bunch of people today. They all thought it was the knees of MANY bees.
I lold several times, it's their little toasty faces.

My favorite panel is "It was COMMANDER SUNBEAM."
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 11:36:06 pm »
MOOAR!!!
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Re: A parody of othello where everyone is toast.
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2012, 03:34:55 am »
Now you can use all that gratitude and post the REST OF IT ALREADY.

I showed this to a bunch of people today. They all thought it was the knees of MANY bees.
I lold several times, it's their little toasty faces.

Okay, I expect to get it back in about a week, I shall post the rest of it later