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So I Got A Blender
« on: June 13, 2015, 05:03:00 pm »
Unfortunately, I have no booze ATM.

Fortunately, I have other stuff.

Fat Bastard Shake

Fill blender with ice cream.
-for this round, my weapon of choice was Breyers Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Pulse blender until 3/4 full.
Add 1 cup peanut butter.
Fill blender with milk.
Blend until drinkable.
Get large glass.
Fill in quarters, topping each quarter with chocolate sauce.
Enjoy.
Collapse into lactose/diabetic coma.
Wake up.
Repeat. Possibly add whipped cream next time.


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Re: So I Got A Blender
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2015, 10:47:39 pm »
Why does this seem both more tasty and more harmful than blender booze?
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Re: So I Got A Blender
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2015, 02:26:03 am »
It is. It is horribly, wonderfully bad for you. The sort of thimg you can gain 10 lbs from just by looking at it.

Luckily for me, its prohibitively expensive to make these often.

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Re: So I Got A Blender
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2015, 05:03:17 am »
If you're interested (and I'm posting it now anyway), I have this recipe for lassi (which is a yogurt shake from India) that I bastardized:

Greek yogurt (I like honey flavor)
sugar
milk
orange juice
flavoring such as vanilla

Dump the entire tub in.  It's like 1/2 a pound.
1/4 cup juice
some milk
at least a cup of sugar
teaspoon or less of vanilla or whatever
pulse until smooth

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Re: So I Got A Blender
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2015, 11:29:26 am »
I'll have to try it. Generally, Im prejudiced against yogurt, but this sounds interesting.