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This guy had a random idea
« on: May 28, 2012, 03:25:33 am »
Dunno how it workes for him, but whatever... just when I thought I haz seen it all... :fnord: :fnord:

http://www.france24.com/en/20120525-japanese-man-cooks-serves-own-genitals
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Re: This guy had a random idea
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2012, 03:37:45 am »
You haven't had fine dining until you've tried to eat someone's face, while they're still alive, while you're naked.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face

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A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Florida: not even once.

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Re: This guy had a random idea
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2012, 04:17:54 am »
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Re: This guy had a random idea
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2012, 04:28:46 am »
You haven't had fine dining until you've tried to eat someone's face, while they're still alive, while you're naked.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face

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A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Florida: not even once.

Ja, Florida is a good source of WTF, especially during the springtime... WTF !? (I tend to be a WTF-seeker... never saitisfied until I've had my daily fill of random WTF...)
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Re: This guy had a random idea
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2012, 12:12:31 am »
"Cannibalism is not illegal in Japan".

Oh dear.
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Re: This guy had a random idea
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2012, 12:59:37 pm »
"Cannibalism is not illegal in Japan".

Oh dear.
It is, in fact, celebrated.

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Re: This guy had a random idea
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2012, 01:02:00 pm »
Well, you know, gaijin, they're not really even people.  Especially not women.

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Re: This guy had a random idea
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2012, 01:55:47 pm »
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