Unfortunately, I have no booze ATM.
Fortunately, I have other stuff.
Fat Bastard Shake
Fill blender with ice cream.
-for this round, my weapon of choice was Breyers Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Pulse blender until 3/4 full.
Add 1 cup peanut butter.
Fill blender with milk.
Blend until drinkable.
Get large glass.
Fill in quarters, topping each quarter with chocolate sauce.
Collapse into lactose/diabetic coma.
Repeat. Possibly add whipped cream next time.