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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1200 on: October 29, 2012, 04:22:39 am »
Please note the icon at the top left and the fact that i am not using capitalization.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1201 on: October 29, 2012, 04:25:35 am »
(in other words i cant see that text  functioning as a link or browse youtube with my posting device)
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1202 on: October 29, 2012, 04:59:20 am »
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 29, 2012, 04:15:21 am
Believe it or not stelz i dont understand quite a few turns of phrase or cultural references. Not sure how it worked out that way but there it is.

I also
-probably have not seen the movie your talking about
-dont know what song/artist your talking about
-am unaware of the meme just used unless it involves nigel and tomahawks (on the grounds that im not a bitch of course)
-do not understand what that acronym means.

I will not admit these things if i dont have too and can figure them out in context. This also applies in real life.

It's a Cheech & Chong bit from a record...ancient, but they never really went away.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1203 on: October 29, 2012, 05:04:23 am »
Cheech and chong i am aware of. However i dont belief that ive ever seen anything of theirs all the way though.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1204 on: October 29, 2012, 05:04:42 am »
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2012, 04:19:17 am
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1205 on: October 29, 2012, 05:08:54 am »
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 29, 2012, 05:04:23 am
Cheech and chong i am aware of. However i dont belief that ive ever seen anything of theirs all the way though.

It's the Ralph and Herbie bit about the dogs:

"Just a minute. I gotta drop a stool."
"Drop a what?"
"I gotta go pinch a loaf."
"Pinch a loaf?"
"I GOTTA GO MAKE A DOODOO, ALRIGHT?"
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1206 on: October 29, 2012, 05:15:56 am »
Missed that scene.

Who the fuck is robert paulson?
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1207 on: October 29, 2012, 05:30:44 am »
So it's official. I'm headed to Virginia Beach on saturday. I'm hoping to get back to PDX sometime around christmas to get my truck and the rest of my stuff. I'm also looking forward to spending the weekend with sand between my toes.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1208 on: October 29, 2012, 06:24:58 am »
I hate petnames. Hate hate hate them. From everyone, but especially from strangers. They are condescending and full of false intimacy. People who know me know better than to use them with me.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1209 on: October 29, 2012, 08:47:57 am »
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 29, 2012, 05:15:56 am
Missed that scene.

Who the fuck is robert paulson?

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1210 on: October 29, 2012, 11:10:27 am »
An evil sickness has descended upon the house. I am currently all stuffed up and tired as hell because of it. It sucks when you can't lay down because you'll choke to death.
Plus the boy had a bit of a fever (100*) when he went to bed. So there is possibility of him staying home today, depending on how he is when he gets up.
Thankfully it doesn't seem to have reached my husband.

Now I think I'll go and sit on the sofa and try and get another half hour of sleep before I have to wake the boy.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1211 on: October 29, 2012, 02:45:35 pm »
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2012, 05:30:44 am
So it's official. I'm headed to Virginia Beach on saturday. I'm hoping to get back to PDX sometime around christmas to get my truck and the rest of my stuff. I'm also looking forward to spending the weekend with sand between my toes.

Lucky dog! Have fun, call me when you're in PDX!
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1212 on: October 29, 2012, 02:48:21 pm »
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 29, 2012, 06:24:58 am
I hate petnames. Hate hate hate them. From everyone, but especially from strangers. They are condescending and full of false intimacy. People who know me know better than to use them with me.

What do you mean by "petnames"? To me, a pet name is an affectionate name that is given you by someone who knows you well. Like my friends calling me K-dogg.

Do you mean things like "hon" and "sweetie" from strangers? That has always seemed deeply inappropriate to me because they are intimate terms of address.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1213 on: October 29, 2012, 02:49:45 pm »
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 29, 2012, 05:15:56 am
Missed that scene.

Who the fuck is robert paulson?

If it makes you feel any better, Twid, I have no idea either, and it irritates me when people act like you're clueless because you happened to miss sitting in front of the idiot tube for something they consider a crucially important part of their cultural background.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1214 on: October 29, 2012, 02:50:27 pm »
Weirdest thing...  Woke up at 4am and damn near hurled.  NO idea why, I felt fine, I'm fine this morning...










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