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Q. G. Pennyworth

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I think my eyes are broken
« on: October 29, 2012, 03:02:36 am »
Could someone get me a new set of eyes? These ones don't seem to be working right anymore. I mean, they're fine for general use, traffic signs and menu options and whatnot. I can even force them to work while I'm writing if I'm very careful and take breaks every couple or words. But sometimes it's all too much and they start to lose definition in the periphery and then the cone of blurry darkness tunnels down and I just have to reboot them and try again. I haven't been able to find anything in the users manual to troubleshoot this problem.

I think my eyes are broken, because they won't read things anymore. Short things, maybe, but never long ones. Two sentences in and it all smudges together into incoherent syllables of gibberish. It's a shame, I really liked these ones. I know they've had some problems from the get-go, but it's hard to find ones in a shade that's got some depth to it. I hope they don't stick me with grey for the replacements. They'll replace them, right? They have to, these ones aren't working. I can't go around with eyes that aren't working.

Could you help me with my eyes? They're not working at all like they used to, I can't seem to do anything with them any more, it's just a mess. I think I hit a dog with my car the other sau,. nut O dpm't know/ {;ease hel[/me/ I'm dalling apart and I con't know how I can dix it/ Upi cam dox o. eohjt? cp,espme jas tp dox ot/ O camt sp pm like this. O cam
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Re: I think my eyes are broken
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2012, 03:14:23 am »
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Re: I think my eyes are broken
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2012, 04:24:05 am »
Holy shit lady.  :aaa:
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Re: I think my eyes are broken
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 03:37:48 pm »
Our warranty department has checked the situation out, and the problem is not with the eyes.  It is an environmental problem.  We suggest you wear eye patches over both eyes to shield you from input that is worrisome.
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Re: I think my eyes are broken
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2012, 04:04:10 pm »
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