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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1560 on: July 16, 2018, 12:48:30 pm »
I just remember him trying to shit all over me back in the day for it, despite it being done out in the open and pretty obviously.  So I'm feeling quite vindicated right now.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1561 on: July 16, 2018, 03:04:00 pm »
Anyway, the Trump-Putin summit ran over time, even taking into account the pathetic "I'll show up late, now I'll show up late" one upmanship Putin and Trump were doing.

No word yet on what was discusssed behind closed doors.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1562 on: July 16, 2018, 03:16:17 pm »
Anyway, the Trump-Putin summit ran over time, even taking into account the pathetic "I'll show up late, now I'll show up late" one upmanship Putin and Trump were doing.

No word yet on what was discusssed behind closed doors.

I bet I know why it ran long . . .





'cos Trump couldn't find his arse with an atlas
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1563 on: July 16, 2018, 03:27:35 pm »
He was probably telling one of his long, winding, pointless stories where he repeats himself over and over again.  He does have form for that, and by all accounts it's been getting worse over the the past year.

But he was also maybe signing the Crimea away, after trying to locate an atlas and find it.  Apparently the press briefing is due to start in a few minutes, so lets see.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1564 on: July 16, 2018, 05:20:50 pm »
Well, that was a shitshow, but it doesn't seem to be a world-ending one.  That we know of....

But watching the US President standing next to the Russian one and trashing his own intelligence services was a novel experience

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President Donald Trump was asked outright if he believed his own intelligence agencies or the Russian president when it came to the allegations of meddling in the elections - and if he would denounce Russia with "the world watching".

Mr Trump dodged the question.

ďPeople came to me, [national intelligence director] Dan Coates came to me and some others, they said they think itís Russia," Mr Trump said.

"President Putin says itís not Russia. I donít see any reason why it should be.Ē

Maybe I'm just not very smart, but that doesn't read like a "dodge" to me.  "I don't see any reason why it should be" is accepting the word of Putin over the DNI.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1565 on: July 16, 2018, 06:10:41 pm »
Well, that was a shitshow, but it doesn't seem to be a world-ending one.  That we know of....

But watching the US President standing next to the Russian one and trashing his own intelligence services was a novel experience

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President Donald Trump was asked outright if he believed his own intelligence agencies or the Russian president when it came to the allegations of meddling in the elections - and if he would denounce Russia with "the world watching".

Mr Trump dodged the question.

ďPeople came to me, [national intelligence director] Dan Coates came to me and some others, they said they think itís Russia," Mr Trump said.

"President Putin says itís not Russia. I donít see any reason why it should be.Ē

Maybe I'm just not very smart, but that doesn't read like a "dodge" to me.  "I don't see any reason why it should be" is accepting the word of Putin over the DNI.

I am no longer surprised by anything he does.
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"President Trump says itís not Russian collusion. I donít see any reason why it shouldn't be.Ē
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1566 on: July 16, 2018, 06:31:04 pm »
So Jones (D-SC) and Collins and Murkowski are going to vote to confrm Kavanaugh.  :rogpipe:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1567 on: July 16, 2018, 09:28:18 pm »


I am no longer surprised by anything he does.
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"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
- Junkenstien

"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1569 on: July 17, 2018, 09:37:03 am »
https://www.facebook.com/NowThisNews/videos/2169659406398871/?hc_ref=ARQMVCENr7Hka2HqQv0nm-Tp0OfWmJB43Qs7pzljg1Zaq4C9lVar2CcRYZFfkmu_fys&fref=gs&dti=70766502955&hc_location=group
Really, the predicament, in HellSinkY the President is twixt a rock and hard place. He undermineth himself both ways (winning!) Admit to questionable legitimacy of election, or disparage the credibility of domestic intelligence. Bravo. Two claps.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1570 on: July 17, 2018, 11:25:32 am »
He also, according to staffers, literally doesn't understand the difference between the interference charges and the collusion charges.  He thinks by admitting that Russia hacked the DNC, he is admitting to working with Russia.

I mean, there is that and the fact he's guilty as fuck and did collude with Russia.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1571 on: July 18, 2018, 01:39:08 am »
 What does A Postmortem Deconstruction of The Cartesian Theatre having incestuous sex in public with The Externalization of the Hierarchy look like in hindsight?
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"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1573 on: July 18, 2018, 06:15:22 pm »
The highy aggressive Montenegro with it's terrifying....1920 active military personnel. 

Clearly they're spoiling for a fight against Russia.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1574 on: July 18, 2018, 06:22:52 pm »
The highy aggressive Montenegro with it's terrifying....1920 active military personnel. 

Clearly they're spoiling for a fight against Russia.

Just because Russia was plotting to assassinate their entire government.


Poor sportsmanship, I call it.
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