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Messages - LuciferX

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 23, 2018, 01:03:43 am »
Cartoon Episode - "For a few more degrees":
F3I investigation into collusion with Russia uncovers three fold plan behind election tampering. Getting POTUS to disintegrate EPA allows for accerated global warming, 1) releasing more greenhouse methane 2) captured for fuel under auspices of remediation, 3) powering crypto-mining rigs, that finance shipping fleets through newly opened arctic trade routes and repopulated Siberian territory. Discourse occurs through dioramas at museum of future history in Paradise, formerly El Passo, Texas.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 22, 2018, 11:14:28 am »

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 21, 2018, 07:15:15 am »
Why would people who have abandoned "traditional abrahamic values" (whatever that means) spontaneously develop better ones?

What would keep this void of values and identity and tradition from becoming nasty, brutish, and rapey?

Big picture, I like the sense of a decentralized, distributed value system. Like, blockchain, something like that, could maybe serve as infrastructure to a new political economy of temporal difference that needed to trust no one. Details clearly remain undetermined, but I'm starting to sound uncomfortably like some anarchists I used to know.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 19, 2018, 02:04:28 am »
Your Honor, defense proffers that the District Attorney presents itself as the "Doctor of convenience" in evidence for discovery thereof.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 18, 2018, 01:26:15 am »
There's dog shit, cat shit... then there's Herman Muller's ratchet. If something like sex came out of needing to eliminate the irreversible accumulation of shit expression, then I say vive la difference!!!

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 11, 2018, 10:00:30 am »
I honestly can't tell if he's a self-loathing masochist who requires negative attention, or if he's just so attention-starved and socially retarded that he takes whatever attention he can get. He seems to stick around, regardless of how many times we tell him how horrible he is (And he hasn't improved in the slightest over the years.), so I can only assume it's the former. Usually, even attention-starved morons can only take so many beatings.

"Mystery Man: In the East, the Far East, when a person is sentenced to death
 they're sent to a place where they can't escape, never knowing when..."

I just felt like saying that, because I'm a badass motherfucker, so I walk and talk this way.
 

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Apple Talk / Re: Law & Order: Animal Unit
« on: April 10, 2018, 02:26:54 pm »
As the latitude or space for crafting unique personal identities declines due to population growth, people become increasingly "creative" in how they try to distinguish themselves from others. Protestant ethics of un-movable self-sacrifice and unstopable productivity collide in  next and final stage of identity politics: behold the HuMule*, hybridization of man and beast.

*TM: DARPA

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Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.

Working on that one too. That's part of the reason why I have a hoarding problem; all this crap points to what I was doing at different times.

When they inevitably inquire about the mess, I ask whether they remembered to turn off their own Tardis today. Then they just leave, posthaste.

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Don't get me wrong, I like the concept, but identical twins that grew up together would probably beg to differ. To get funding you would probably need to reduce that contradictory data by half, at least.

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Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.
Aha! Except you always pay, or it happened to someone else.

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Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« on: April 05, 2018, 09:36:04 am »
WoW, I nominate the board to provide P3nt with more cycles, which would be wise

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 05, 2018, 09:22:24 am »
Mockumemtary about a researcher who, disappointed with the arbitrary placement of the date of Christmas, is using "reverse astrology" to determine the true birthdate of Jesus (determining his date of birth by extrapolating backwards from his known fate and birthplace). Ancient Persian astrology is used where possible as that is what the Magi would have used. This could also be played straight and made into a documentary on the History channel or H2, as those networks seem to be mostly speculative fiction these days.

Oh I like this. [*casually repositioning spectacles*]

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Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: April 05, 2018, 09:02:50 am »
DeBriefing:
The tru-tru @ 6:23 of https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=4Ls3ssRmN4E
Anything prior is hogwash.

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I'll just make billions of backups and have them decollate each-other, for the sake of authenticity, so one of them gets to live forever.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: March 27, 2018, 01:17:18 pm »
Behold! Starting @1:07, Simon Says - Necronomicon Audio Instructions [ostensibly by the author thereof]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJKD8CU0CBo

I cannot confirm or corroborate the source, for obvious reasons.

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