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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: Today at 08:45:51 pm »
Mystery Russian telecom satellite makes room for Putin's reality show inside US minds.

Oh, yeah, hey, PSA:
Pls. to disregard awkwardly placed emoticons like—
In my posts, it is not what you think it is.

Only actually working way to reduce global deathtoll is to die without having kids. So yeah.


"awkwardly shaped pieces of plastic"



Or nuclear dildos. Which one would you invest in?
Well, I'd need a new gun foe depth charges.

Only actually working way to reduce global deathtoll is to die without having kids. So yeah.


"awkwardly shaped pieces of plastic"



 :lulz: okay, okay... I cooke deh thish:

What's so special about dreams?
(this one actually does not stink)

Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: Yesterday at 11:46:47 am »
 Hey there, back it up.

This is all miles above my pay-grade. so I'm about to make a fool of myself in answering the OP re:reduction of casualties. If I were to make a rough estimate, it seems like by the end of WWI we had gotten a little too good at killing each-other on a global scale. if someone graphed war casualties over time, I should think we might see a temperig of carnage after we went nuclear. of course this fits the whole deterent narrative to a tee, so maybe suspicious. various fronts have still occured and we continue to fight proxies, so the numbers can't be too low... we still purported to fight for freedom (oil) and finding non-extant nukes when we already had access to information and technology voiding said objectives. from my naive perspective it seems like the development of military technology stopped when they fashioned 'a type of bat with a round or oval frame strun with catgut', for protection.
Où est le théâtre?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: August 12, 2018, 03:49:30 am »
He had all the proper security credentials [...]
until he was taxiing down the runway and taking off
in a stolen passenger plane

Or Kill Me / Re: You're not conscious
« on: August 11, 2018, 01:20:49 pm »
 So, say, hypothetically... anyone performed lica sacrifice in ritual spacE?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: 2018 Elections fread: A Blue Wave of Failure
« on: August 11, 2018, 01:07:53 pm »
so what you're saying is, Democrats more likely to vote for aliens?
Republicans have always been Imperialists.

Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: August 11, 2018, 12:46:10 pm »
Deep instant replay, invariable forever

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 11, 2018, 11:19:17 am »
Between now and then, what could possibly go wrong?

Who cares?

By the time you see a stupid decision even happen, let alone the results of said stupid decision, the principal of the decision has already absconded with the loot, leaving one or more patsies behind.
Nothing compares to you.

Apple Talk / Re: Hey!
« on: August 11, 2018, 11:14:31 am »
Sim-u-late :argh!:

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