Wow. Oh, I... Wow. Um...

[Freeky]

Congrats, man!
helluvan adventure... 

whatever you do, don't start looking up the statistics for what can go wrong.... makes for a long 9 months.

Definitely. And don't do it after the kid is born too, cuz you'll start thinking that something is wrong when they're just fine.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

"mommy groups"= BAD IDEA

[Suu]

I can't see Mrs. LMNO in a mommy group.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I could see her laughing as she got up, said "you people are what's wrong with kids" and walked out.

[Hangshai]

Whatever you do, dont look it in the eyes as soon as its born.  They have some sort of mind control power that turns your brain into jelly and then you fall prey to their every whim.  Babies are the REAL masters!  Really, I did it once.  The baby wasnt even mine but it still had the same effect.  Even though I dont think they can see yet (I could have sworn I saw her cute little nose wiggle and she SMELLED me).. Still pretty fucking amazing though.

[Freeky]

I can't see Mrs. LMNO in a mommy group.

Unless it's to troll them. 

[Jenne]

Gratz again, Dude.  You'll make a fine dada.

[PopeTom]

Everything you need to know about having a baby you can learn from watching the 4th series of Coupling.

[LMNO]

Incidentally, and as it should be apparent, anybody who has my facebook account: Do not say anything about this yet, as we "haven't told" anyone yet.

This is due to the fact that if it turns out to be a retard, we're flushing it.

[Jenne]

Well, that's ONE way to put it. 

[LMNO]

This is one of the positives about having neither religious nor moral judgements regarding abortion.

[Jenne]

Troof.  But there are special needs, and then there are special needs.  Sometimes a much tougher decision to make, regardless of race, religion or creed (or lack thereof), so to speak.

[LMNO]

The truth is that Mrs LMNO is in her 30s, and has a "greater risk" for the kind of chromosomically fucked up shit to happen.  She makes no apologies for wanting to terminate if that happens.

[Jenne]

Yeah, I don't blame her.  Luckily, there's allllll sorts of tests for that shit these days.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The truth is that Mrs LMNO is in her 30s, and has a "greater risk" for the kind of chromosomically fucked up shit to happen.  She makes no apologies for wanting to terminate if that happens.

Good thinking, though the risk doesn't seriously jump until she's in her 40s, IIRC.

Besides, you've just been elevated to "Fertility God", so if need be, you can just walk down the street with an old IG 8 gauge coach gun loaded with your sperm, firing at random groups of women.

Hey, it beats letting most of those retards breed on their own, right?  Get busy.