Rev Roger, Year of the Rat #12: UNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

We make lots of useless crap, of course...but don't expect the next Taj Mahal any time soom.  There's no ART, but there's lots of STUFF.  In fact there's SO much stuff that we're drowning in CRAP.  Even though it's still better than not enough, there's too much.  Something has to give...and, if history is any indicator, that something is you.

What pisses me off about this is how much more we are capable of. Imagine if the people who built the great cathedrals of Europe, and castles and shit had access to the construction technology we have today? What kind of amazing shit could they do with it? What do we do with it? We build big bland towers for overcompensating businessmen to gather in, surrounded by dull square boxes. 

Its just like with the internet. Theres so much potential. You know what caused the biggest spike in internet usage worldwide? Facebook. Fucking facebook. Here the monkeys had this amazing technology, all the information in the world at their fingertips and contact with anyone in the world, and the thing that really gets them excited is a site where they can post pictures of themselves flashing gang signs and bore the world to death with the minutia of their empty lives.

And you know what the worst part of it is? It will be around forever. We will never have the texts in the Library of Alexandria, we will never read Love's Labour Won, and half the fucking works of Van Gogh were incinerated. But xXemo_assassin420Xx's livejournal will be digitally preserved for eternity.

We had everything on a silver platter and we fucking blew it. History will forever remember us as a bunch of rich lazy fucks obsessed with trivial crap.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We make lots of useless crap, of course...but don't expect the next Taj Mahal any time soom.  There's no ART, but there's lots of STUFF.  In fact there's SO much stuff that we're drowning in CRAP.  Even though it's still better than not enough, there's too much.  Something has to give...and, if history is any indicator, that something is you.

What pisses me off about this is how much more we are capable of. Imagine if the people who built the great cathedrals of Europe, and castles and shit had access to the construction technology we have today? What kind of amazing shit could they do with it? What do we do with it? We build big bland towers for overcompensating businessmen to gather in, surrounded by dull square boxes. 

Its just like with the internet. Theres so much potential. You know what caused the biggest spike in internet usage worldwide? Facebook. Fucking facebook. Here the monkeys had this amazing technology, all the information in the world at their fingertips and contact with anyone in the world, and the thing that really gets them excited is a site where they can post pictures of themselves flashing gang signs and bore the world to death with the minutia of their empty lives.

And you know what the worst part of it is? It will be around forever. We will never have the texts in the Library of Alexandria, we will never read Love's Labour Won, and half the fucking works of Van Gogh were incinerated. But xXemo_assassin420Xx's livejournal will be digitally preserved for eternity.

We had everything on a silver platter and we fucking blew it. History will forever remember us as a bunch of rich lazy fucks obsessed with trivial crap.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We make lots of useless crap, of course...but don't expect the next Taj Mahal any time soom.  There's no ART, but there's lots of STUFF.  In fact there's SO much stuff that we're drowning in CRAP.  Even though it's still better than not enough, there's too much.  Something has to give...and, if history is any indicator, that something is you.

What pisses me off about this is how much more we are capable of. Imagine if the people who built the great cathedrals of Europe, and castles and shit had access to the construction technology we have today? What kind of amazing shit could they do with it? What do we do with it? We build big bland towers for overcompensating businessmen to gather in, surrounded by dull square boxes. 

Its just like with the internet. Theres so much potential. You know what caused the biggest spike in internet usage worldwide? Facebook. Fucking facebook. Here the monkeys had this amazing technology, all the information in the world at their fingertips and contact with anyone in the world, and the thing that really gets them excited is a site where they can post pictures of themselves flashing gang signs and bore the world to death with the minutia of their empty lives.

And you know what the worst part of it is? It will be around forever. We will never have the texts in the Library of Alexandria, we will never read Love's Labour Won, and half the fucking works of Van Gogh were incinerated. But xXemo_assassin420Xx's livejournal will be digitally preserved for eternity.

We had everything on a silver platter and we fucking blew it. History will forever remember us as a bunch of rich lazy fucks obsessed with trivial crap.

We're "remembered" that way now.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

We make lots of useless crap, of course...but don't expect the next Taj Mahal any time soom.  There's no ART, but there's lots of STUFF.  In fact there's SO much stuff that we're drowning in CRAP.  Even though it's still better than not enough, there's too much.  Something has to give...and, if history is any indicator, that something is you.

What pisses me off about this is how much more we are capable of. Imagine if the people who built the great cathedrals of Europe, and castles and shit had access to the construction technology we have today? What kind of amazing shit could they do with it? What do we do with it? We build big bland towers for overcompensating businessmen to gather in, surrounded by dull square boxes. 

Its just like with the internet. Theres so much potential. You know what caused the biggest spike in internet usage worldwide? Facebook. Fucking facebook. Here the monkeys had this amazing technology, all the information in the world at their fingertips and contact with anyone in the world, and the thing that really gets them excited is a site where they can post pictures of themselves flashing gang signs and bore the world to death with the minutia of their empty lives.

And you know what the worst part of it is? It will be around forever. We will never have the texts in the Library of Alexandria, we will never read Love's Labour Won, and half the fucking works of Van Gogh were incinerated. But xXemo_assassin420Xx's livejournal will be digitally preserved for eternity.

We had everything on a silver platter and we fucking blew it. History will forever remember us as a bunch of rich lazy fucks obsessed with trivial crap.

We're "remembered" that way now.

The irony of that being that so many people here are broke.
They still want to be Baggers, though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

bump for use elsewhere.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Snake year now. OBOY VENOM.

[Left]

The good reverend Roger:
"You're in a giant convertible full of screaming monkeys, careening around the sun."
Indeed.
Prince Glittersnatch III:
"Its just like with the internet. Theres so much potential. You know what caused the biggest spike in internet usage worldwide? Facebook. Fucking facebook."
I would have thought it was p0rn, not fakebook.