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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2010, 07:26:47 pm »
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2010, 08:15:02 pm »
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2010, 08:30:25 pm »
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?

Either there are different kinds of silicone, or  :lulz: !

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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2010, 09:09:36 pm »
I told the GF I was going to get her one of those and surprise her with it next time she went to the freezer - she'd open the door and see it sitting there waiting. I expected her to not be excited by the idea . . .
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2010, 11:21:48 pm »
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?

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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 am »
One hopes the glitter is just on the inside of it.

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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2010, 05:55:20 am »
One hopes the glitter is just on the inside of it.

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