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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2010, 03:50:22 am »
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I think they could have just skipped straight to this and done without the books and movies.

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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2010, 05:23:55 am »
This actually has been around a while now...ever since it started getting popular...
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2010, 07:16:55 am »
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2010, 07:19:57 am »
All's well that ends well, even if that means dildoes.
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2010, 07:28:51 am »
I remember a thread about this last year. It's still very horrormirthy.
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2010, 07:31:03 am »
It's clever marketing. Surely those fangirls must be awful lonely.
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 am »
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2010, 07:36:24 am »
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2010, 07:41:28 am »
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?

cuz it's lifeless and/or ice fucking cold?

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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2010, 07:43:52 am »
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?

cuz it's lifeless and/or ice fucking cold?

That's actually a feature.  :horrormirth:
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2010, 07:45:31 am »
I'm not sure how successful this would all be though. IMO one of the main appeals to the twilight series is that it allows people to buy what is basically a soft erotic novel without actually having to buy a soft erotic novel. Ranging from soft core porn for abstinence freaks to basically a Harlequin novel for people embarrassed about buying a Harlequin novels.
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2010, 07:46:24 am »
that and no where do the advertise that it is made out of 168% angst
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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2010, 09:17:05 am »
 . . . the comments - they killed me

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Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2010, 06:41:35 pm »
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