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Well, the assholes in TDS have succeeded in making me feel threatened enough that I no longer want anything to do with anything that has "Discordian Society" in the name.

I find it ironic that Facebook has basically completely lost control of all users and content on its site, but is cracking down on drag queens for using fake names.

Is this the open or closed group?

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I like to think bananas balance Gatorade well.

I got some crackers during the day once I started feeling hungry. Then for dinner I got a greasy chicken finger dinner from the clam shack across the street. So that, coupled with 3 20oz bottles of Gatorade and all the water I diluted it into seems to have done the trick. I'm still a bit parched and woke up with an epic dry mouth, but I no longer feel like a train hit me.

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I surpassed my Goddamn Industry Professional level drunk last night for the first time in 4 years. Ow. My liver has declared total war. Full on outright total war. I couldn't keep water down, but Gatorade worked. I feel fucking horrible and I've been sleeping on and off all day so far.

Apparently I got naked and threw up in the sink last night.  :?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK/Scotland Spags
« on: September 19, 2014, 10:57:18 am »
On the bright side, here in America, prices on Scotch aren't going to change. However, if we can coax you with statehood, we can promise an exit from insane right wing nationalist parties, because yours make the Tea Party look like kindergartners.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 19, 2014, 10:43:42 am »
So schools need M16s...because of riots?  Yeah, I'm sure that will turn out well.

Also, how does a school cop having an M16 help more against rape than a school cop with a pistol?  Does the M16 have a special "bullets which only kill rapists" firing option?

No, they don't need them at all. I said I was playing Devil's Advocate.

Even my gun nutty brother, another product of this school district, is saying it's absolutely bullshit.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK/Scotland Spags
« on: September 19, 2014, 02:56:22 am »
It isn't looking good right now, but the big population centers haven't been tallied yet.

Either way, this is fascinating for a dumb American historian.

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When I still lived in Florida, there was a fast food sushi place called Pango Pango in one of the malls. Every time I see Pango's name, I have this strong urge for cheap California Rolls with a giant mound of wasabi.  :?

He could be spewing the rant of a century, he could be the goddamn second coming of Christ, and homegirl needs mall sushi.

Goddamnit.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 18, 2014, 08:56:27 pm »
I APPROVE OF THIS! On account it pisses off the RWHN's of the nation, and their precious snowbirds. Plus it keeps the King of England out of the school's face.

Damn that king! We already got rid of the buggerer once, we don't need that slovenly git back!  :argh!:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:56:22 pm »
I'm going to play devil's advocate here.

As someone who grew up in this school district, in the city that Florida lovingly refers to as "Detroit South," where the schools' police officers are ALREADY St. Petersburg/Pinellas Park/Clearwater/Largo/Dunedin/Tarpon Police or Pinellas County Sheriffs, it's not coming across as anything out of the ordinary other than that it has the school district's name on them, instead of the county or city's. I feel this is partially sensationalist journalism. Does a school district need M-16s? Well, it's hard to say. We had riots in 1996, I had to be wanded when I got off the bus to go to school. My high school was known for 2 things: its football team and its rapes. No, I'm not fucking joking, my parents were terrified I went there instead of trying to get into a magnet program. Fortunately, the jaw breaking incident I had in middle school kept boys more than 20ft away from me at all times.

I do not agree with the militarization of police forces, especially school police (MRAPs and grenade launchers? Really California?) but someone did raise a point: a pistol will do nothing in the event of a wackjob coming in with an AK-47. 


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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:38:04 pm »
PINELLAS COUNTY SCHOOLS FTW!

:banana:

-Suu
Class of 2000.

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I've decided I need to make a new meme about how homophobes should be fascist, because the founders of democracy (Athens) and republicanism (Romans) allowed for open homosexuality.

BAN THE REPUBLIC, IT WAS FOUNDED BY THE GAYS

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Academia Ghetto Thread
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:50:32 pm »
As the university machine slowly awakens from its summer nap, gears gradually shift into motion and with them come the emails.

Thank you for reminding me to check my university email.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Academia Ghetto Thread
« on: September 17, 2014, 04:58:37 pm »
Boniface VIII was a twatbog.

Every time I have to read Unam Sanctam I just want to go back to 1302 and choke a bitch.

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GIGANTIC storm coming through, thanks to Mexico not controlling their hurricanes and letting them out of the yard.

Sky is black, we're supposed to get 6" of rain by morning, and this shit is supposed to continue until Monday night, which means we'll lose a bunch of roads.

Now you know how we feel.

EVERY DAMN YEAR.

I mean, after that little warning shot called Sandy you sent us a few years ago to see if Richter was paying attention turned and decided to have a Jersey Shore vacation it was only a matter of time before your rain divinity backfired.

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