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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: Yesterday at 12:34:01 pm »
"No More Peepers For Mister Squeakers" - This is a book for beginning readers about a semi-anthropomorphic mouse (like the ones in Disney's version of Cinderella) who gets blinded when a cat claws his face. And although he survives the encounter his eyes and face are burst/torn open and blood goes everywhere.
If it bleeds, it can lead. 
Or... She always used to come when I was bleeding

 :lulz:

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Looks like I'm gonna need an ODB reader, at the very least. And my mourning dove died today. Sucks.  I'm going to start double-spacing my periods again, because this has not been my best millennium on record.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: Yesterday at 03:28:27 am »
A set of well-intentioned government tax incentives lead to a large city installing third party home automation security systems on all (public and private) buildings. The security system is a monoculture and is wiped out completely by a ransomware attack, resulting in literally everyone in a city becoming homeless (as their security systems don't let them into their own houses & won't accept their authentication, treating them as intruders).
Wait... Were you at the at the HOA meeting?
Nope. I was watching the new BLAME adaptation.
Saw the first 20mins of the anime last week, enjoyed it, liked the self-replicating sentient cities, and also your version of the premise. Was thinking about how solution to ransom in your story evokes and possibly involves adoption (then development) of crypto-currencies, in which case the "attack" could read as a stealth rescue mission instead: saving people from the logical extension of BLAME. Mastermind hacker would drive an old Fiat 500 with a screwdriver permanently jammed in the ignition.

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In this case, Fair Use enjoys an exclusive  :roll:  :lulz:

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Quote from:  newsfeed?
If we could figure out how to make butthurt turn a turbine, we'd never have to worry about powering our cities again.   

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Last SNL made me think about this [turn off at 3:53 to avoid commercial bullshit]
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4

Actually it looks like the Japanese solved this problem years ago
http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2015/01/07/he-gassen-japan-edo-period-fart-scrolls/

edit: fixed quote
Sounds like https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLIn0JNC57c

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: May 26, 2017, 09:22:31 am »
A set of well-intentioned government tax incentives lead to a large city installing third party home automation security systems on all (public and private) buildings. The security system is a monoculture and is wiped out completely by a ransomware attack, resulting in literally everyone in a city becoming homeless (as their security systems don't let them into their own houses & won't accept their authentication, treating them as intruders).
Wait... Were you at the at the HOA meeting?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: May 26, 2017, 09:15:40 am »
 :?
A self-replicating nanobot grey goo is created. This comes about at a time when the polar ice caps are finally starting to really melt in earnest. Now it must battle The Blob and the shoggoths for world supremacy.

Gag gift: The Go F\/ck Yourself sex doll. Made as replica of recipient, delivered direct to their door in ultra discrete packaging. "Can't live with it, can't live without it."*

*construction is super-durable, making any attempt at disassembly very psychologically engaging, and return processing prohibitively expensive.

If we're also suggesting obscene gag items now, how about one of those spark fountain fireworks, but it's shaped like a penis

Yes. Volcanos also have sexual components. The thing is all about release :lulz:

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Its more like the gnome kings vault in return to oz, cavernous halls filled with butthurt, and when you trip over the butthurt it creates more butthurt.

Recursive butthurt...  :o
Recursive butthurt mitosis  :horrormirth:
Recursive butthurt mitotic power generation  :fnord:

Quote from:  newsfeed?
If we could figure out how to make butthurt turn a turbine, we'd never have to worry about powering our cities again.   

Last SNL made me think about this [turn off at 3:53 to avoid commercial bullshit]
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: May 24, 2017, 07:51:14 am »
 Gag gift: The Go F\/ck Yourself sex doll. Made as replica of recipient, delivered direct to their door in ultra discrete packaging. "Can't live with it, can't live without it."*

*construction is super-durable, making any attempt at disassembly very psychologically engaging, and return processing prohibitively expensive.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: May 22, 2017, 09:43:45 am »
A story about how the trickster doesn't really care about your soul until the player actually understands the risk of playing. The seemingly uncanny nature of the devil's reach provokes a general disbelief in the subject's ability to fully come to terms with the fact that is now only and forever a spectator in the slipstream of a benevolently indifferent choice.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Banning Nazis from PD
« on: May 20, 2017, 02:33:42 am »
Its more like the gnome kings vault in return to oz, cavernous halls filled with butthurt, and when you trip over the butthurt it creates more butthurt.

Recursive butthurt...  :o
Recursive butthurt mitosis  :horrormirth:

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Banning Nazis from PD
« on: May 19, 2017, 08:23:24 am »
It's like this, you can't really blame someone for being authentically intolerant of actual intolerance. Cognitive dissonance is worn out.

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 Washington Post (or, more recently, something also on NyT re: Dura-Trumps)
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President Trump reportedly eschews exercise because he believes it drains the body’s “finite” energy resources, but experts say this argument is flawed because the human body actually becomes stronger with exercise.

I got this one. See, his Chinese comrades probably tried to splain him the concept of Yin, the female principle, which TCM considers finite & non-renewable. That Trump then uniquely informed his understanding with only the concept of Yin should come as no surprise. Trump clearly has negligible Yang.

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Principia Discussion / Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« on: May 17, 2017, 08:46:07 am »
Despite attempt to not argue with idiocy of OP's query, I must interject. However vast the generosity of Discordia may be, this always includes a level understanding of the PNC. That makes the "alternative" right something also at odds with itself.

Now, please to resolve inconsistencies elsewhere.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The Future is Coming
« on: May 17, 2017, 08:17:54 am »
BUMP!

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