The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down« on: Yesterday at 11:14:13 pm »
I've always been fond of the notion among mystic minded conspiracy theorists that you only go to hell if you sign on the line and back Old Louie or otherwise intentionally put yourself in enmity with God.
(the idea being that Atheists are his patsies to be done away with when he surely takes the Throne )
Therefore most genuine Atheists are going to heaven.
Just imagine the awkwardness at the gates. The shuffling feet and nervous glances.
There may even now be segregation issues in Eternity in need of resolution.
Carl Sagan's facial expression would be priceless!
Sagan would have said, "Wow! In the face of this evidence, HOSANNA!"