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Apple Zone / Re: Little Orange Breaks Bad
« on: Yesterday at 05:13:50 pm »
Fantastic, dude. This is a fine, fine thing you're doing.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: Yesterday at 04:16:32 pm »
I may have neglected to mention that I'm in Provincetown for the week.
In other words, IMMA GONNA ACCIDENTALLY ALL THE GAY BARS.
In other words, IMMA GONNA ACCIDENTALLY ALL THE GAY BARS.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: June 16, 2013, 04:56:57 pm »Tumblr is such a gigantic bag of unwarranted self-importance and stupid, I almost feel driven to take up blogging again and show the whiney fucks what oppression really is.
But then I'd end up getting sucked into it and hating myself for wasting my time on such hopeless cases in the first place.
#firstworldproblems
Tumblr is, if such a thing is possible, even more full of drama queens and attention whores than Facebook is, with the added bonus that they're mostly 14 and full of a sense of self-importance.
It works pretty well if you only use it to look at gay porn.
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Apple Zone / Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« on: June 16, 2013, 04:18:16 am »
Sure! I'll start:
YOU ARE WRONG.
YOU ARE WRONG.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: June 14, 2013, 05:40:58 pm »
Truth, my watch is the wedding party gift I got from my brother's wedding.
Kind of eyeing a pocket watch and chain, though. Because old is cool.
LMNO
-was also heavily into the third wave of swing, back in the 90s.
Kind of eyeing a pocket watch and chain, though. Because old is cool.
LMNO
-was also heavily into the third wave of swing, back in the 90s.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: June 14, 2013, 05:38:52 pm »
AND DON'T YOU FORGET THAT, MOTHERFUCKER!
I mean, hey, it's hard to run with the gays when you're fantastically in love with someone who is OBVIOUSLY a woman. Good fashion sense is the obvious signifier, other than sucking cock under the boardwalk.
I mean, hey, it's hard to run with the gays when you're fantastically in love with someone who is OBVIOUSLY a woman. Good fashion sense is the obvious signifier, other than sucking cock under the boardwalk.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: June 14, 2013, 05:29:43 pm »
HEY!
I fucking like dressing well, got that? If Ron Swanson is my spirit animal, then Tim Gunn is my Guardian Angel. No matter what my self-perception of size or handsome-ness I may feel at any given time, I know my look is SHARP, and lets people know I am not to be fucked with. I know about fit, style, and how long my cuffs and tie have to be to make me look fucking GOOD.
Some of you dicks are naturally cute, and can get away with sweatpants and a ratty T-Shirt. The rest of us need all the help we can get.
I fucking like dressing well, got that? If Ron Swanson is my spirit animal, then Tim Gunn is my Guardian Angel. No matter what my self-perception of size or handsome-ness I may feel at any given time, I know my look is SHARP, and lets people know I am not to be fucked with. I know about fit, style, and how long my cuffs and tie have to be to make me look fucking GOOD.
Some of you dicks are naturally cute, and can get away with sweatpants and a ratty T-Shirt. The rest of us need all the help we can get.
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Apple Zone / Re: MAKE ANOTHER RULE, PASS ANOTHER LAW!
« on: June 14, 2013, 05:05:50 pm »
Speaking as a Boston driver, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, ASSHOLE.
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Apple Zone / Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« on: June 14, 2013, 04:43:01 pm »
Hunter! Welcome back! Go fuck yourself!
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:05:58 pm »Does anyone else have trouble reconciling the idea that everything that makes us happy is pretty superficial and all of the horror is incredibly visceral and fundamental?
Is it just me?
Yeah, I have trouble reconcliling the fact that what makes us happy is superficial.
I would counter that BEING happy isn't superficial in the slightest, so whatever seemingly insignificant thing is causing that happiness is actually quite important.
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Apple Zone / Re: Oh, Oregon!
« on: June 10, 2013, 09:01:19 pm »No. More of this type of bear than anything, really.
Please stop using my picture without attribution.
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Apple Zone / Re: MAKE ANOTHER RULE, PASS ANOTHER LAW!
« on: June 10, 2013, 08:55:41 pm »I want to ban everyone from driving, where's that one?Make it, I'll sign it.
I live and drive in Houston, these people should all be off the road for their own safety.
Dude. Boston drivers.
