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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: Today at 06:18:55 am »
Brexit Britain all over again.  We're preparing ourselves over here for when Article 50 is enacted, for the ongoing racial discrimination and violence to get even worse.

This is me making preparations.

Reasonable.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: Yesterday at 05:33:59 pm »
Fuck this Presidency. I am noticing sexist, racist, homophobic posts and comments pop up more and more, from people I NEVER would have expected it from, along with lots and lots of posts aimed at knocking down people who support feminist and civil rights movements. This is more discouraging to me than the right-wing conservatives spouting the same garbage, because it tells me that there are a lot of people calling themselves liberals who have been allies in name only, because they got social approval for being allies, and now that they might get social approval for revealing their true feelings about uppity wimmins and queers and colored folk, they're testing the waters.

I know what you mean.  It's awful.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: Yesterday at 02:02:49 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWy1qmMoToM

This is Captain Disillusion, and his content is awesome.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: I MAEDED SO MANY THINGS!
« on: January 20, 2017, 11:31:06 pm »
FUCK YOU, IT'S RUM CAKE!

You're gonna need:

A box of yellow cake mix
1/2 cup of rum (the origninal called for Bacardi gold, but all I have is Captain Morgan Black Bell so who the fuck even cares)
4 eggs
1/2 cup oil
1/2 cup water
1 ounce dry vanilla pudding mix

another 1/2 cup rum
1 1/4 cup sugar
2 valencia orange squeezings
1/2 cup butter (salted is fine)
1/4 cup water

PUT ALL THE EGGS AND THE FIRST GROUPING OF WET INGREDIENTS IN A BIG FUCKEN BOWL AND USE A HAND MIXER TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT ACTUALLY UNTIL JUST BLENDED, THEN THROW IN THE BOX OF CAKE MIX AND THE PUDDING MIX AND REALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT FOR LIKE 4 MINUTES UNTIL THAT SHIT IS SMOOTH.  GREASE UP YOUR FUCKEN BIG CAKE WHATEVER AND HEAT YOUR OVEN TO 350F, THROW THAT SHIT IN THERE! COOK ABOUT 40 MINUTES, OR UNTIL IT'S FUCKIN DONE.

TEN MINUTES BEFORE YOUR FUCKIN RUM CAKE IS DONE, SLAM A FUCKIN SAUCEPAN ON YOUR STOVE AND THROW THAT BUTTER IN UNTIL IT MELTS!  ADD ALL THE THINGS, BRING TO A BOIL, AND DROP IT BACK DOWN TO JUST A FUCKIN' SIMMER FOR A WHILE.  WE'RE MAKING A GLAZE HERE, SO USE YOUR OWN FUCKIN DISCRETION FOR CONSISTENCY.

CAKE'S DONE!  STAB THAT SHIT GENTLY WITH A SKEWER OR A BIG FUCKIN FORK, AND POUR LIKE HALF THE GLAZE SHIT OVER THE CAKE.  YOU FILL THOSE FUCKIN' HOLES, GLAZE!  PICK A THING ON WHICH THE CAKE WILL REST, CUT THE BUMPY PART OFF AND FLIP YOUR CAKE WHATEVER OVER, DUMPING THE RUM CAKE OUT.  POUR THE REST OF THE RUM GLAZE OVER THE CAKE EVENLY.  HOLY SHIT, EAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT AND BE AMAZE AT THE GOODNESS.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 19, 2017, 10:14:19 pm »
I think I was sleep eating last night.  I bought Cheetoes yesterday, and woke up at least three times for the specific purpose of eating my cheetoes before falling asleep again.

Fuckin' Cheetoes, man.

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Beyond the wall / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: January 19, 2017, 05:47:57 pm »



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Beyond the wall / Re: Do impossible thoughts exist?
« on: January 19, 2017, 04:41:26 am »
Do impossible thoughts exist or are they only imagined to exist such that we imagine the existence of an impossible thought and think we are thinking about it when we are in point of fact not thinking about it at all?

Define "exist".

Exist - Having the boundary condition of non-existence

This level of nonsense is rage-inducing, unless you are not a native english speaker.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 19, 2017, 12:31:45 am »
The head of maintenance thinks that what's blocking the sewer is a chunk of whale.

That's no place for a whale!  What are you Portlandians doing up there, anyway?

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Beyond the wall / Re: Film Flam
« on: January 14, 2017, 02:35:02 am »
It's not as painful as "Manos"

When even MST3K can't save a movie....

To be fair, the PSAs that preceded it were excellently bizarre.

To be fair, I used Torgo's knees as a simile when I had gout.  Unfortunately, no one got the reference.

Aw shit, I missed that completely. To be fair.  :lulz:

Damn, Nigel got there first. :argh!:

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Beyond the wall / Re: Do impossible thoughts exist?
« on: January 13, 2017, 03:54:26 am »
Ooh, ooh!! I know this one!  In what's-her-fucking-name, ex-Alaskan politician who ran for president but dropped out, her book, she spoke of wondering, as a kid, why people didn't just flap their arms really hard and fly around, and that was supposed to be profound instead of an embarrassing story meant to endear her to her readers.  Either the flying or the attempt at depth, take your pick, BOTH are impossible thoughts.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 11, 2017, 05:27:10 am »
I was disabling my webcam just now in the device manager, and found an entry called "Unknown Device."  I disabled it, and nothing happened.  Then I uninstalled it and nothing continued to happen.  WTF?

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 10, 2017, 03:25:26 am »
Eveery time I've heard someone mention Are You Afraid of the Dark?, the episode with the pool is always, always, ALWAYS mentioned as the one that fucked them up the most, because that was a hellaciously fucked up episode.  That show was supposed to be for kids?

I absolutely love Are You Afraid Of The Dark?. The episode that messed me up the most as a kid was the Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle, the one about the kid's friend who got trapped in a river, drowned, and then haunted him. That episode is why I'm apprehensive around dams.

Funny enough though, a while back I watched the episode again to see if it was as scary as I remembered it, and it's actually a nice story about friendship.

Have you watched R.L. Stine's A Haunting Hour?  A lot of the episodes come close to being on the same level as AYAOTD. Some of the episodes are generic kid/teen horror, but a lot of them have fantastic/scary fridge logic that left me with the same impresion as AYAOTD, as far as not believing they'd do that in a kid's/teen's show.

I, uh, tend to avoid scary shit.  It wasn't until a few years ago that I could watch a scary movie without throwing up, but I still get the paranoia of "WHAT IF THAT SHIT IS REAL IM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN EVER" even though I know better.  At least for the genuinely scary stuff.  I can get through the hokey things.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 10, 2017, 01:33:43 am »
Holy shit, Waffles. D:


Eveery time I've heard someone mention Are You Afraid of the Dark?, the episode with the pool is always, always, ALWAYS mentioned as the one that fucked them up the most, because that was a hellaciously fucked up episode.  That show was supposed to be for kids?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: I MAEDED SO MANY THINGS!
« on: January 09, 2017, 09:25:49 pm »
WASSAIL

2 quarts apple cider
1 quart pineapple juice
1/4 lb dried cranberries
a handful of dried cherries
cinnamon
oranges
cloves
pumpkin pie spice

Cut oranges in half, and if you have whole coves put a bunch in the oranges, but ground cloves still work.  Go easy on the cinnamon if you don't have sticks (take the sticks out after about 6 hours).
Put all that shit in a crockpot, cook on high for an hour and a half, then keep it on the Warm setting overnight. 
Squeeze the oranges into the pot, then toss them out.  Strain all the stuff out if you want, but the fruit makes for a nice snack while you're drinking.

You could probably put hard liquor in, too, but I don't know what would go best.  Go nuts.

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