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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: Yesterday at 08:39:38 pm »
I just got on a bike for the first time in almost 20 years.

Some thoughts:
-Riding a bike may be a skill that you never forget, but it's no less nerve-wracking and harrowing.
-Potholes.
-Stopping is hard because my feet don't touch the ground.
-Potholes.
-If I can relax my grip for a few seconds, it's really pleasant.
-FUCKING POTHOLES ARE TERRIFYING.

I didn't fall, but god damn there are a lot of potholes in my neighborhood.

Let me add to your terror. Rail Roads.

Luckily, I don't think I have to ride over those. But yeah FUCK NO.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: Yesterday at 08:22:51 pm »
I just got on a bike for the first time in almost 20 years.

Some thoughts:
-Riding a bike may be a skill that you never forget, but it's no less nerve-wracking and harrowing.
-Potholes.
-Stopping is hard because my feet don't touch the ground.
-Potholes.
-If I can relax my grip for a few seconds, it's really pleasant.
-FUCKING POTHOLES ARE TERRIFYING.

I didn't fall, but god damn there are a lot of potholes in my neighborhood.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: February 22, 2017, 08:31:31 pm »
Stephen Colbert isn't republican is he


Yes he is. He talks about it sometimes.

Edit: It's mentioned here, he's a conservative Republican. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5DMwYHIiCY&index=5&list=PLiZxWe0ejyv880ludyJqIm7Km3y2FYOeG

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: February 22, 2017, 04:28:40 pm »
I can't find the six banable offenses.

I'm Nazi Puncher, hello again. I came here because I read that chaos magic and Discorians were behind the alt-right and wanted to punch them but then it turns out you guys hate them as much as I do. So now we can team up and be a powerful NAZI PUNCHING FIGHTING FORCE

I don't worship anything, I was told that I am now an honorary Discordian by coming here. I've been doing a lot of reading on it the past couple of days though, seems like it's all about restoration of balance, which I agree with. Things are getting unbalanced and we need to restore it

recipe: 1 tablespoon of my fist
a dash of Nazis (republicans as substitute)
mix in a bowl
punch until STFU

I take issue with this. Republican != Nazi or even just plain garden variety racist.

Case in point:



Very republican Stephen Colbert hates Trump as much as the next guy, and makes fun of him as hard as he can.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 22, 2017, 04:08:35 pm »
In the last 2 1/2 hours, I had a nice walk, Made fettucine alfredo, and took a shower. I feel like I was sufficiently adult and good about it. Yay.

 :banana:

Acting adult is hard.

There comes a point at which you get so deep into it that you have the realization that there is no way out, and no one to adult for you if you should find yourself unable to adult. There is no back-up plan. Just you, being the adult.

It's terrifying.

It is, and the perceived failure to adult by other people's standards, despite perhaps one's own limitations, feels so grueling and shitty and shameful.

Good for those people at the Adulting School, that's awesome.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 22, 2017, 02:56:48 pm »
That's awesome Cain

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 22, 2017, 09:41:37 am »
In the last 2 1/2 hours, I had a nice walk, Made fettucine alfredo, and took a shower. I feel like I was sufficiently adult and good about it. Yay.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: February 22, 2017, 02:31:13 am »
I just told a bunch of people about the orange eating contest, and Cram's, Vex's, and TWJ's experiences with it.

They don't seem to want to play. I can't imagine why.

They don't know what they're missing.

I mean, if they did they would be relieved, but the fact remains that they don't know.

 :lol: True.

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Principia Discussion / Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« on: February 22, 2017, 01:56:39 am »

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: White Nationalist/Neo-Nazi Recruitment Rally
« on: February 22, 2017, 01:42:23 am »
Ah? Well then, try being more of a person with interests outside of Punching Nazis. Slow your roll, sort of thing.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: February 22, 2017, 01:34:22 am »
I just told a bunch of people about the orange eating contest, and Cram's, Vex's, and TWJ's experiences with it.

They don't seem to want to play. I can't imagine why.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: White Nationalist/Neo-Nazi Recruitment Rally
« on: February 22, 2017, 12:59:14 am »
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE

no court in the world would convinct you for being violent against a Nazi, which is why I say we make it illegal in the first place to be one. Even better, NO GUNS = Nazis who can't kill you. It'll just be one big punchfest, and I'm okay with that. Maybe even go back to carrying swords.

You know, if you put more than a one dimensional character out for us to see, people would probably not call you a troll.

Just an idea.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: What is Kek?
« on: February 21, 2017, 04:31:13 pm »
Kek lapis are delicious!

http://rasamalaysia.com/kek-lapis-indonesian-layer-cake/

I need this in my life and my mouth.

In Sarawak, there are signs everywhere like "KEK HERE! WE HAVE KEK! 2 FOR 1 KEK! KEK FOR SALE! SPECIAL KEK!"

This makes me so happy.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: What is Kek?
« on: February 21, 2017, 06:12:04 am »

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