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I love watching this thread.  It's really inspiring.

Yeah this.

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That sucks, Nigel.  :sad:

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Spagbook
« on: March 21, 2017, 03:36:19 am »
In which we both look inexplicably young.


I see you two have been stealing souls for eternal youth, again.

Can you blame us? Souls are delicious.

I'm finding it difficult to argue with you, there.

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Spagbook
« on: March 20, 2017, 05:19:41 pm »
In which we both look inexplicably young.


I see you two have been stealing souls for eternal youth, again.

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Spagbook
« on: March 20, 2017, 03:52:14 am »
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This is Ghengis (front) and Munkustrap. Ghengis is the Monkey's cat, but neither cat are allowed out of my room right now until the house gets cleaned.

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Most of PD would be horrified by the amount of time I have spent in the bathroom today.  Well, maybe not Roger.  But practically everyone else.  I swear I have lost a stone in weight just through shitting.

I'll raise you with "I bet you have no idea how totally a tiny human can coat themselves, the surroundings and you in shit".

A brutal round of food poisoning would have been preferable for me. At least that can be contained to a degree. 

 :lol: Been there.



The monkey and I have two new kittens now! I was wanting to wait until I had the house cleaner, but my cousin said they had to go to the county pound in a day or two if nobody took them, so I have them now.  They are napping under my dresser and adorable.

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Please tell me you guys can see this picture of dildo molds.

I WANT to see it.



Why can't I save this as a jpg?  I am going to get banned from one of my right wing sewers.

http://imgur.com/a/VTD4p

Try going here?

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Please tell me you guys can see this picture of dildo molds.

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That bastard.

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Glad you're not dead, TWJ, and sorry things are shitty. :sad:

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So, I'm walking down the street to the store, right, and I stop and say hello to a rottweiler puppy I've made friends with like I normally do if he's outside and there's no truck in the driveway. Only this time, his owner drives up as I'm petting the pupper through the fence, and I'm all :C because people can get kind of miffy about strangers petting their dogs, which you know, they have good reason to. So I give pupper one last scratch and turn to apologize to his owner as he gets out of the truck. "Sorry!" I say, "sorry, I just love your dog, he's such a sweety."

So then

he goes to the gate

and UNLOCKS AND OPENS IT

and I'm like :o IS THIS HAPPENING

and the puppy is like :O DAD KAN I PLEI WIF HER

and then I got to hug him and wrestle a bit before I went to the store. His name is Rusty. #DogsCountAsFriends


The end. C:

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ITT: I am drunk
« on: March 12, 2017, 08:09:58 am »
General Emuatton doesn't fuck around, man.

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ITT: I am drunk
« on: March 12, 2017, 01:42:38 am »
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

FUCK YOU

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS.

I'm sober now, so I will say that my favorite animals is emus, because those damn Aussies got the beating they deserved thanks to emus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


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Heh, Gary Brecher is liking my posts on Facebook.  About terrorism and shit.

Cain,
made it.

Awesome!

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