ITT, Cain speaks prophecy.
I'M COVERED IN YEAST!
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Jebus. Is this what it's like to actually adult? You have to babysit backstabbing assholes all the time?
Yes. And then I'm responsible for the actually legal children as well. Why do you think I'm constantly so angry?
Also, Cain, do I have to watch ads in their entirety for you to get credit on your Youtube videos, or can I use the "Skip to Video" button?
Guy applies for a job at the Apple Store only to be hampered by the fact that the training materials make it look like a suicide cult (including a VHS tape of Steve Jobs doing the Heaven's Gate "humanity will be recycled"/"come with us" thing). When he quits, the entire (matching-Nike-wearing) current set of employees commit suicide in order to "take their souls with him". Twist: it works, and for the rest of his life, he is followed around by the ghosts of thirty Apple suicide cultists who *won't shut up*.Comedy Skit: Guy goes to buy some gadget at the Apple Store but is hampered by the fact that all of the "Geniuses" are profoundly mentally retardedI've
been toldpersonally experienced how (they form a circle, facing each other, and speak in tounges (Star Trek?)) its actually a hive mind that they share in common.
JLH as a redhead would absolutely unnerve me.
In my pance.
Can't speak to the former, but the latter is because the Femquistor kicks ass and takes names, and frequently does the former so hard the latter is unnecessary, except as a way to mark their gravestone.
She was originally a redhead, but I changed to brunette at the last second (and Bioware can't do blonde hair for shit). Maybe I should've stuck with the first option. It's a bit unnerving otherwise.
I landed a paid internship that involves Python, pays more than my previous job, and has a beer fridge in the office.