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I imagine being among all those dead bodies is very depressing.  Good thing they only let smart people become archaeologists.


Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: 9 the shit
« on: Yesterday at 10:39:53 am »
Cheryl: You're not my supervisor!
Pam: Shut up! We're going to go to prison.
Cheryl: No, we're not. Say the right stuff and they just send you to a mental hospital for ten months.
Gilette: I just this second realize why you do macrame instead of knitting.
Cheryl: Yeah, no sharp weapons on the ward. They were really strict about that.

That's pretty neat.  Might be worth seeing if your phone manufacturer or network provider offer a bounty for software bugs.

Bring and Brag / Re: Been years since words came in my head...
« on: August 01, 2015, 07:15:14 pm »
Completely deserved :mittens:

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: 9 the shit
« on: August 01, 2015, 06:04:39 pm »
Can I interest you in a subscription to ?

Principia Discussion / Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« on: August 01, 2015, 05:15:17 pm »

Edit: look, we all know how this works by now.  New person shows up posting gibberish, forum regulars are not impressed, new person resorts to hostility, hostility is returned in kind, escalating arguments and then finally the new person leaves in a huff for forever (because we're not worthy of your insights or something).

What I'm asking is that can you just skip right to the end bit, please?  I've seen this song and dance enough times to not care for the journey to the end destination.

You could say it was a once in a blue moon event.

Like Mercury in retrograde?   :lulz:

Against all the rules of astrology, as far as I am concerned, Mercury is always in retrograde.

In other news. my quest to eliminate all spiders from all iterations of Skyrim mods continues.  If I don't get this job (because they still haven't got back to me...not a good sign), I've decided I'll upgrade my graphics card and spend at least 2/6 days making videos, inbetween doing my dissertation and working.

Lizzie:  I think I may be most excited about Irish lit

Lizzie:  "They're always after me lucky charms!"

Cain:  enjoy 10,000 hours of James Joyce's ramblings

Lizzie:  Not sure who we are covering

Lizzie:  I think it says

Lizzie:  What do they ramble about

Lizzie:  Potatoes? And famine?

Cain:  the fucking British

Cain:  you'll be covering IRA Manifestos 1916-1962 and PIRA Manifestos 1963-1998

Cain:  and James Jpyce

Cain:  and IRA manifestos in the style of James Joyce

Cain:  and potato poetry

Cain:  by James Joyce

Cain:  term paper will be on the symbolic use of potatoes in IRA manifestos to emulate James Joyce

Lizzie:  Potatoooooos and Catholics forever

Cain:  and fuck the British

Also nicotine gum and patches, if you're a hardened addict.

You're not going to go cold turkey.  Some people can...but not many.  Build to it, like Waffle suggested.

Have you considered e-cigs?  You'll still get your nicotine rush, but without the same kind of health side effects.

Also gamergate, feminism, Ron Paul, buttcoin and NRx.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.

I was overwhelmed.

No, wait, what's the other one?  Right, I was underwhelmed.

I tried going outside last night.

Some guy tried to pee in the front door and a bunch of kids were throwing rocks at a car.

We should swap you can put on some fake tan and join The only way is Essex, and I'll make friends with the porchpisser or the little raskles.

Only if you're also willing to deal with the paperwork that comes with the police/phone theft business I'm currently handling.

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