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I just went lap swimming for the first time in 15 years. I hurt. I did okay, I gassed the fuck out, but I hurt. This is going to be a long hard road out of hell.

Also, these new silicone swim caps are the bee's knees. Way better than the latex ones.

Love swimming! I'm so out of practice that I'll probably flail around like a giraffe in a pond when I I finally get back in a pool.

Yep, that's about how I felt.  :sad:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: Yesterday at 07:15:41 pm »
"Look at me! I'm a swimmer!"



"I suck balls."


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I just dropped a box of sockets down the stairs and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

I demand clarification!

I think a box of sockets is a dramatic improvement over Chad Kroeger.

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I just went lap swimming for the first time in 15 years. I hurt. I did okay, I gassed the fuck out, but I hurt. This is going to be a long hard road out of hell.

Also, these new silicone swim caps are the bee's knees. Way better than the latex ones.

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Every now and then, the internet throws me a curveball.

http://carltonmellick.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bjbp.jpg

NSFW.
They were selling Baby Jesus Buttplugs at the triple T truckstop in Tucson from 2005-2009.  It was a thing here, IIRC.

Well you know. Tucson. They probably invented it. Or they were specifically designed with Tucson in mind.

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Every now and then, the internet throws me a curveball.

http://carltonmellick.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bjbp.jpg

NSFW.

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Dumb question: Are those edible? Cause like, pig roasts and stuff.

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It reminds me of the Cheerios commercial that came out last year with the adorable little girl. The ad is actually really cute, but somebody had to make it about the interracial marriage and blew a stink.  :| I don't remember the exact argument, but I do recall a comment being posted on Youtube (which as we know, is about as legitimate as Genghis Khan's children) that said something to the effect of, "If you're going to show a white family, show a white family, if you're going to show a black family, show a black family, people don't need to see this mixed girl."

As if she was some sort of abomination.   :?

I dunno, the first thing I thought of was just how cute she was. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbWeH9cztHw

The comments again, speak for themselves. Mostly conservatives blaming the controversy on leftist media and claiming they know black people to feel better about themselves.

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I got an A on my paper for Ancient Greece, complete with a John Travolta quote from my professor (seriously), and a 97/100 on my Reformation midterm, which completely threw me for a loop.

Okay. Something is aligning in my favor.

Also, pic:



My professor is really obsessed with "Basic." He quotes it all the time.  :?

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I've always been fond of the notion among mystic minded conspiracy theorists that you only go to hell if you sign on the line and back Old Louie or otherwise intentionally put yourself in enmity with God.
(the idea being that Atheists are his patsies to be done away with when he surely takes the Throne  :roll:)

 Therefore most genuine Atheists are going to heaven.
Just imagine the awkwardness at the gates. The shuffling feet and nervous glances.

There may even now be segregation issues in Eternity in need of resolution.
Carl Sagan's facial expression would be priceless!

I'm taking a course on the Reformation this semester, and now my arsenal is full of Atheist cannon fodder. I especially like some of the early humanist stuff from Boccaccio and Erasmus, which boils down to, It doesn't fucking matter if you're holy or not holy, or if you're a priest or a pedo, all humans have God's grace instilled within them and act on his will. Therefore, human actions are godly actions no matter how vile of a person you are. You all go to heaven. Game over.

Or my new personal ballista bolt for the Christian right when they bitch about big government and taxes: Romans 13.

So.. under that perception when a guy like Gengis Kahn says, "I am the wrath of God. If you had not committed terrible sins God would not have placed a man like me in your path" or the like they are maybe right?

And f7ck Paul. I respect that he was willing to die for what he thought to be true, but I just don't like how he thread jacked like half the new testament. The jerk.

Don't get me started on Paul. He contradicts himself more than the entire US Senate.

And you are correct, even in Khan's hubris, not only is he a saved man because as God's creation, he is automatically full of His Grace. You're thinking more of a predestination, with is Lutheran/Calvinist. No matter what, God knows where he wants to put you, and you may or may not live, and you may or may not go to Heaven. Your life is already planned. Pray all you want, you still have a 50/50 shot at being damned.

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I've always been fond of the notion among mystic minded conspiracy theorists that you only go to hell if you sign on the line and back Old Louie or otherwise intentionally put yourself in enmity with God.
(the idea being that Atheists are his patsies to be done away with when he surely takes the Throne  :roll:)

 Therefore most genuine Atheists are going to heaven.
Just imagine the awkwardness at the gates. The shuffling feet and nervous glances.

There may even now be segregation issues in Eternity in need of resolution.
Carl Sagan's facial expression would be priceless!

I'm taking a course on the Reformation this semester, and now my arsenal is full of Atheist cannon fodder. I especially like some of the early humanist stuff from Boccaccio and Erasmus, which boils down to, It doesn't fucking matter if you're holy or not holy, or if you're a priest or a pedo, all humans have God's grace instilled within them and act on his will. Therefore, human actions are godly actions no matter how vile of a person you are. You all go to heaven. Game over.

Or my new personal ballista bolt for the Christian right when they bitch about big government and taxes: Romans 13.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: How come...
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:29:08 pm »
I can't even.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: How come...
« on: October 24, 2014, 06:31:11 pm »
Like I told you on IM, that asshole won't talk to me anymore after I told him vehemently that nobody is coming to take his guns. He's also about 3' tall and wears Ugg boots.

He looks like a bearded basketball holding a rifle.

He's a "prepper", you know.  He's prepared in every way, except for the fact that if shit went down, he'd have a fucking coronary within 5 minutes.

When you see him in person, he looks like Peter Jackson rejected him during Lord of the Rings casting.

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