In honor of being done with finals, I have eaten an entire crab and am well into a bottle of wine, which I fully intend to finish.
THEN, WHEN YOU'RE DONE...SLEEP WELL, PORTLAND.
Since BF is stuck in Phoenix, I've been cruising OK Cupid for funny shit. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/blazerzr2003?cf=visitors
What is uuuup with that wall of text?