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Messages - Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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All I know is that if shit is this funny before the dance has even started, it's going to get really funny once the music starts.

AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE

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I'm trying to gear up for presenting my Master's thesis prospectus tonight. In 40 minutes. Funny how TELLING yourself to calm down and be cool because it'll all be fine doesn't fucking work.

Every dry run I do comes in under 9 minutes. I'm supposed to go to 12. I'm out of words for padding it out, so I'm going to have to go pretty slow.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Your GRIN and You: Tips for Care and Usage
« on: Yesterday at 05:57:10 am »
HOWWWWWW did I never see this thread?

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Beyond the wall / Re: Raising the next generation: PD style
« on: Yesterday at 05:48:21 am »
There's a book out there, "Teach Your Child to Read in 100 Lessons" or some such.

My mom used it and I had a reading level that rocketed past my grade level, and my mom subsequently used it to teach a half-dozen struggling neighborhood kids to read. So I can vouch for that.

Your mom sounds like an amazing person. I sometimes think that if i could pick any charitable act to dedicate my resources to it would be a pro-literacy foundation explicitly focused on helping those that got robbed of strong reading skills by unfortunate circumstances.

If you take the time to teach just ONE person to read the fucking directions

you will have made the world a better place.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: RP still not getting it
« on: Yesterday at 05:46:25 am »
I mean, a lot of it IS funny. But not really in keeping with the theme of the thread, which is funny shit President Cheeto gets himself up to.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: RP still not getting it
« on: Yesterday at 05:44:43 am »
Can someone please split all the serious politics-talkin' out of this thread? It's supposed to be for hilarity. Thanks in advance!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: RP still not getting it
« on: Yesterday at 05:43:00 am »
Hey Ron!

do you ever just shut your fucking mouth?

He just doesn't get what this thread is about, at all.  :lulz:

The dude worships a fictional frog. And believes in magic. And still expects people to take him seriously. I think he has a fundamental misunderstanding of what this whole forum is about  :lol:

That makes everything make so much more sense.

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Beyond the wall / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: Yesterday at 05:41:22 am »
fuck all of you


no...


FUCK ALL OF YOU


no.... NO



FUCK YOU ALL

No need...
















...the oranges will do that for you.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: RP still not getting it
« on: December 06, 2016, 04:22:51 pm »
Hey Ron!

do you ever just shut your fucking mouth?

He just doesn't get what this thread is about, at all.  :lulz:

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Beyond the wall / Re: Academia Ghetto Thread
« on: December 06, 2016, 04:21:56 pm »
It's no consolation, but that sort of thing keep happening after they leave college, too.  The amount of times someone's clever plan breaks down because I, you know, went and looked, is flummoxing.

Dammit.

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It's the last week of term and I have the unsettling feeling that I should be stressed out, yet I'm not especially stressed out. I'm up to date on grading and my presentation is looking good. I have two more revisions of my prospectus before Friday. That's pretty much it. It's weird.

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Beyond the wall / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: December 06, 2016, 04:00:21 pm »
ATHLETES:

PREPARE

YOUR

SPHINCTERS!

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Beyond the wall / Re: Academia Ghetto Thread
« on: December 05, 2016, 08:48:46 pm »
I try to be super nice about it, and respond with things like "I don't have a file in your Dropbox for that assignment. Can you double-check to see if it's showing up on your end? If there was a technical error, you can always re-upload the file: the creation and last save date are embedded in it so we can verify that you did the assignment on time."

They never, ever do.

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