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Messages - Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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I am finding my late-in-life development of boobs much amusing.

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Will watch tomorrow evening.  I am wanted in conference.

Is that a euphemism for "my wife is making demands I cannot refuse"?  :lol:

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All I really have to say is that there's a reason I've made arrangements to leave the country for the next couple of academic intersessions.

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I was doing a really good job of pretending that guy never existed. :argh!:

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I don't even remember how to have anything more than a lingering fondness. I'm still hung up on a ghost, but circling in a bad-idea holding pattern.

I have never understood what you see in that guy.  I mean, there's no accounting for that sort of thing, but it seems to me that he's exactly the kind of guy that would make you homicidal.

And as far as the capacity thing, it's probably because at our age, you're at the wrong end of the dating curve, and what's on the market is more likely to want to finger your earhole1 than drive you mad with passion. 






1 I never doubted your word about that incident, but part of me couldn't believe it.  Then I visited Portland, and I am ashamed to say that I had NO idea.

 :lulz: It's all horribly, bizarrely true. As is the clown (*actual clown) I was really into, who was into wearing women's underwear. I was down with that. Then one night, he came to one of my parties. Walked out without saying a word and never returned my phone calls. I still don't know why.

As for Mr. Language, Even I don't know what I saw in him. I have no idea why I'm still hung up on him. He's not even ALIVE. Haven't seen him in years. He was never hot. I seriously don't fucking know. I have enough 30-somethings after me, I sometimes think I should just go with it, but I just can't bring myself to date that young. The irritating grad student with model looks keeps trying to flirt, but unfortunately I HATE HIM.

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I just don't want to remember it, at least not in detail.

When I am lying on my deathbed, crapping myself, I wanna remember the GOOD times I crapped myself.

Point taken.

Speaking of which, I have to give Jessica Lange mad props for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH_WehcMYro

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She was crazy, ie. the wrong kind of crazy, ie. super into him.

That ain't always bad.  Jenn and I are like matching "Over-Attached GF".  But yeah, that's an exception, especially for me.


Sigh. My vagina is an ill wind that blows no good.



 :lulz:

That line is too good to waste.

also:



 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I don't even remember how to have anything more than a lingering fondness. I'm still hung up on a ghost, but circling in a bad-idea holding pattern.

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I just don't want to remember it, at least not in detail.

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I don't know what it makes me want, but it isn't heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2XV_Ri800

That's face-down in the back yard clutching the bourbon bottle stuff, that is.

It's a soul-killing hangover, bruises you don't remember getting, and lingering dark regrets for a series of events that are a blur. That feeling of foreboding when you check your phone, hoping you don't find anything that jogs your memory too much.

No, that song makes me wanna do that shit MORE.

Oh, ME TOO. Don't get me wrong.  :lol:

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I've been to London.  Portland is definitely safer.

I only saw one person in Portland that I'd consider a hardcase, and that was NLDM.  And he's a NICE hardcase.

 :lulz: He's a peach! You might not have picked up on it, but my housemate, that lovable scamp, has been a bit of a scrapper. Strip club bouncer, etc.

Speaking of which, unfortunately he's getting a bit puppy-eyed at me. Damn it. I'm hoping he meets a nice girl his own age and forgets all about it.

1.  He looks tough enough, but that doesn't by itself make you a hardcase.

He's actually not at all the type to start a fight, and would just as soon just go limp and let himself get beat up as hit back. But he's got a look that seems to make people violent.

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2.  Too late now.  Just another celluloid remnant of a man.  Nothing but a shadow on the wall, cast by something that isn't there.   

What happened to that girl from the bar?  I thought they were a thing?

She was crazy, ie. the wrong kind of crazy, ie. super into him.

Sigh. My vagina is an ill wind that blows no good.

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Wow. I ended up blocking him. Jerd Guillame-Sam. Convinced that he has some deep truth that my mind is just not open enough to accept. Fucking nutbag.

I thought I ran into some bozos on the born-again pages.   :lulz:

I sent him a video and told him that if he really wants to understand my worldview, he needs to watch it.

Mosselman?

This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHeveueWyBk

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?

 :lulz: EXACTLY.

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I don't know what it makes me want, but it isn't heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2XV_Ri800

That's face-down in the back yard clutching the bourbon bottle stuff, that is.

It's a soul-killing hangover, bruises you don't remember getting, and lingering dark regrets for a series of events that are a blur. That feeling of foreboding when you check your phone, hoping you don't find anything that jogs your memory too much.

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I've been to London.  Portland is definitely safer.

I only saw one person in Portland that I'd consider a hardcase, and that was NLDM.  And he's a NICE hardcase.

 :lulz: He's a peach! You might not have picked up on it, but my housemate, that lovable scamp, has been a bit of a scrapper. Strip club bouncer, etc.

Speaking of which, unfortunately he's getting a bit puppy-eyed at me. Damn it. I'm hoping he meets a nice girl his own age and forgets all about it.

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Wow. I ended up blocking him. Jerd Guillame-Sam. Convinced that he has some deep truth that my mind is just not open enough to accept. Fucking nutbag.

I thought I ran into some bozos on the born-again pages.   :lulz:

I sent him a video and told him that if he really wants to understand my worldview, he needs to watch it.

Mosselman?

This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHeveueWyBk

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I've just realised now I'm moving back to London, I can far more effectively troll OKCupid and Craigslist, because I'll always have the potential to meet people in real time and do the same.

I am prepared for epic and terrible dating adventures.

Ohhhh my god.

I can't even imagine dating in London. It... just no.

Whats special about dating in London? Like, ive noticed in bigger cities its a heartless and cutthroat style, but idk if you mean that.

I've never actually been to London, but from everything I've heard of it from Cain and others, I expect OKCupid dating in London make Portland dating look like a preschooler's birthday party in June.

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