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Messages - Freeky Queen of DERP

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Since you are new, you probably aren't aware of my background.

 :lulz:

That's nearly as good as that tomahawks guy. :lulz:

BITCHES ARE UNAWARE OF HIS BACKGROUND.

Palm trees best look the fuck out!

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Since you are new, you probably aren't aware of my background.

 :lulz:

That's nearly as good as that tomahawks guy. :lulz:

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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: Yesterday at 02:07:15 am »
I guess that guy really showed you, huh, Roger? Sorry you had to deal with the travel bullshit. That many OSHA violations in one place gives me the willies.

Tangentally related story of how much employers give a fuck about safety in general:

About five years ago I was working at a supermarket. Somebody called in a bomb threat (which is, of course, a jake 99% of the time, but that 1% is a bitch). They didn't tell us what was going on, they just got all the workers and customers to go stand outside and wait. Then they got the ONE BLACK EMPLOYEE, who worked as a meat cutter, to go in and walk around the store and "see if he saw anything unusual". Then a cop came and talked with the manager and everybody went back in.

THAT is not proper bomb threat protocol.

P.S.
Yes I DO know proper bomb threat protocol, including the RIGHT way to clear a building. 
You tell them it's a fire drill until they get outside.  Stampedes cause injuries.
You make sure the building's empty by doing a walkthrough.
Then don't touch a damn thing, ESPECIALLY light switches or devices, as a change in the power state of any given device or light switch may be a triggering mechanism..
You then wait for the bomb squad, because they know what they are doing and they probably get paid more than you.

P.P.S I'm really glad Rev Roger does his job.

WRONG

Jack Bauer shows up, shoots some rounds into the air and yells "everybody get out!", and tackles the nearest minority, ties them up, waterboards them, and runs off, gets the bomb, puts it in a pick up truck and runs it off a bridge right before it blows up.

I think I saw that one.  Totally legit way to do bomb threat protocol. :lulz:

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AND THEN HORRIBLE SLASHFIC ALL OVER THIS JOINT.

This.  I am so down with this.

RWHN hasn't got anything to say, anyway.

It's going to be a while.  I still got errands to run, grab monkey from school, and then a date and chilling out. 

BUT IT'S GOING TO BE TERRIBAD.  I WILL RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD.


I JUST GOT AN IDEA.  LOL

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OH MY GOD THIS THING IS STILL GOING ON


IF IT GETS TO FIVE MORE PAGES IN THE SPAN OF ONE DAY


I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO


PROBABLY GO SMOKE HOOKAH AND DRINK


AND THEN HORRIBLE SLASHFIC ALL OVER THIS JOINT.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 17, 2013, 10:54:05 pm »
When in Rome, I guess...

Sorry, man, got caught up in DES obligations. :sad:

:?

You weren't even here, Freeky.

Ah.  Ne'mind then.

Yeah, when you're here, you say hello to people, etc.  I was talking about the zombies.

BRAAAAAAAIAINs.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 17, 2013, 10:41:08 pm »

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 17, 2013, 10:00:36 pm »
When in Rome, I guess...

Sorry, man, got caught up in DES obligations. :sad:

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 17, 2013, 06:59:48 pm »
Dude, that's fucking shitty. :sad:

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 16, 2013, 02:04:01 am »
So this guy I know...would rather die of cancer that accept state aid to help pay for his outrageous copay for chemotherapy. He hasn't had a session in 7 weeks, because he flat out refuses for MassHealth to foot the bill, because "he's worked to hard to avoid having to rely on state aid his whole life."

Dude. You're going to die. Jesus is not going to pay the fucking bill, let the state help you. For the sake of your family, seriously.

Well, at least he's consistent, unlike the people who are against social safety nets until they need them.

There's a certain amount of respectable there, sure.


Still, Suu, very sad. :(

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 15, 2013, 11:31:44 pm »
TIME TO CHANGE MY AVATAR.




Aaaaaaaaabdominals.

Texas version.  :x :x :x




LALALA I CAN'T HEAR THAT LALALALALALA--

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 15, 2013, 11:17:15 pm »
TIME TO CHANGE MY AVATAR.




Aaaaaaaaabdominals.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 15, 2013, 11:13:54 pm »
My car ran out of gas today, and I'm retty sure that my AAA is out of free tows.  Gaw demmit.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 14, 2013, 07:51:13 pm »
WHY I HURT SO MUCH.  Everywhere.  So many days.  :C

Physical pain? Muscle fatigue? Perhaps you're dehydrated?

Yes, no, maybe.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 14, 2013, 05:15:55 am »
WHY I HURT SO MUCH.  Everywhere.  So many days.  :C

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