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What did the SS soldier say to his mother as he pushed a political dissident off a cliff? "Look mother, no Hans!"

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?  They give them gas.

What do you call an upset Nazi?  A sauerkraut.

What is Hitler's least favourite planet?  Jew-piter.

Why didn't Eva Braun give Hitler a blowjob?  He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth.

Well, this plan is only for a few months anyway.  It's basically to slim down from all the crap I ate while studying/working overtime, then getting back into the swing of things for exercise and similar.

Though I may well try that once off this, to help maintain.

In other news, graphic card install delayed.  Apparently need a bigger power supply.  Now off to research exactly what I need....

Calorie controlled diet.  Just enough to make the body dip into the fat reserves, without so little that the body goes into preservation mode and conserves everything you eat.  Oh, and virtually no carbs.

Mostly it adds up to eating a lot of soups, drinking a lot of water, and feeling a little shitty for the first few days.

I have a lot more terrible Nazi puns.  Many.  If I told my Nazi puns back to back, I would have a comedy sketch that would last for a thousand years.

In other news, the diet seems to be working.  And by seems to be, I mean 12 pounds lost in 12 days.

It looks like his other websites are down too  :sad:

Thanks.  And sure, I'll keep it in mind, though I'm not sure how interesting it will be.  Lots of Bat Ye'or and Oriana Fallaci in my future reading  :sad:

Hey PD, what do you call a blind German?

A Not See.

In other news, I may have finally found a company to come and upgrade my computer for me, rather than me have to go to them (harder than it sounds).  Assuming it all checks out tomorrow, once it's done and my current training bullshit is over, inbetween dissertation writing I'm going to start making regular videos again.

10 coming.

Also winter, but mostly research, since saying "winter is coming" when it's already struggling to get above 15C outside and raining all day isn't really all that ominous.

Tuition paid.  I have 4 days then I can put in my thesis (broadly speaking I'm hoping to do research on counterjihadists), and get it confirmed and so actually start writing by the end of the month.  I probably wont finish in time for Xmas, but that is my attempted goal.

Click here to reserve your free copy of Windows 10 today.

And if you don't want to upgrade, well just get used to having constant reminders on your computer that you can reserve your free upgrade to Windows 10, today.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: August 26, 2015, 12:18:25 am »
Ah, I thought the "mother" reference was to good old Angleton.  It was his codename, apparently, and well, the rest of the plot fits in so well with what some people thought he was doing.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: August 25, 2015, 09:32:01 pm »
Hah (I got the reference)

As the editors of Rebel News will no doubt be pleased to hear, I'm almost done on this damnable Kurdish article.  Not sure if the diet is making me feel a bit under the weather (though I did lose 4 pounds in 5 days - success) or I've actually legitimately caught something, but I've felt like crap the last few days.

Fun fact: in 2013, the Supreme Military Command of Turkey had a plot to fake an ISIS attack inside Turkey to justify going to war in Syria.

Enjoy getting constant reminders to upgrade to Windows 10.

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