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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: December 11, 2018, 11:04:30 pm »
OH, HOLY CRAP!  :lulz:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/5-takeaways-from-trumpís-meeting-with-pelosi-and-schumer/ar-BBQOQ2j?ocid=spartanntp

Apparently, Pelosi has in fact grown a few vertebrae.

Damn!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: December 10, 2018, 06:18:42 pm »
ďNow look at what YOU made me do!Ē

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: December 06, 2018, 01:14:59 pm »
There is a crack.

There is a crack.

In everything.

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Apple Talk / Re: On Language
« on: December 05, 2018, 01:22:06 pm »
Youíve been pumping out the good shit lately. This is no exception.

I canít wait to see whatís next, itís been consistently on point and excellent reading.

Your last reply is awesome bonus material if you end up doing things with this one, BTW.

I'm glad it's working for folks. It's hard because the forum just isn't as active as it used to be, and I have to remember not to take it personally that there aren't 80 replies an hour lol.

I have one more bouncing around, then I think I can come back and refine a couple of these. I know I don't always incorporate other people's riffs into final versions, but if folks have them I'm eager to read!

This, funnily enough, is not a problem for me. The average post I make gets approximately the same amount of responses as when we had 200+ users.  :lol:

But people sense your malevolence.  Like water buffalo bolting from a tiger.

I try not to smile. 

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Apple Talk / Re: On Language
« on: December 05, 2018, 03:23:21 am »
Youíve been pumping out the good shit lately. This is no exception.

I canít wait to see whatís next, itís been consistently on point and excellent reading.

Your last reply is awesome bonus material if you end up doing things with this one, BTW.

I'm glad it's working for folks. It's hard because the forum just isn't as active as it used to be, and I have to remember not to take it personally that there aren't 80 replies an hour lol.

I have one more bouncing around, then I think I can come back and refine a couple of these. I know I don't always incorporate other people's riffs into final versions, but if folks have them I'm eager to read!

This, funnily enough, is not a problem for me. The average post I make gets approximately the same amount of responses as when we had 200+ users.  :lol:

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Apple Talk / Re: On Language
« on: December 04, 2018, 11:22:07 pm »
Yes, yes, yes. This is something I have been grappling with in my therapy. I had no idea I had so many feelings which were almost impossible to articulate, and initially it was very frustrating. I did eventually find that just waiting was often all it took for the words to come.

I agree with this thesis 100%. And you have become of of my favorite posters here. Your fountain of available content is both impressive and intimidating. The world is better for having you in it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2018 Midterm Thread.
« on: December 04, 2018, 07:01:57 pm »
It's not clear if the new incoming legislature would have the votes needed to overturn the rule change.
So basically they lose the seat so they gimp the position until they win it back and then restore the power? I've never seen this kind of thing done so openly, are they desperate or do they just not care. Has trump normalised this kind of behavior?

Yes.

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Apple Talk / Re: Public Service Announcement
« on: December 04, 2018, 02:17:12 pm »
Please refrain from broadcasting seasonal music over your store's PA system.
Christmas music transforms me into a raving maniac, with the insatiable urge to kill.

Excepting "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen".  I like that one.

I am unsure how serious you are about wanting to kill based on hearing seasonal music.

Also, Last Christmas by Wham or GTFO.

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Apple Talk / Re: Pretending is more powerful than you know
« on: December 03, 2018, 08:33:30 pm »
Sometimes the thing that's got you fucked up is too insignificant to justify just how fucked up you are.

Jesus fucking Christ, this is so true.


I thought I was good at boiling down complex ideas, but if I had a crown to give, I'd throw it at your feet.

2nd.

I recently discovered this to be the case and felt like I was suddenly in an M Night Schyamalan movie.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: December 03, 2018, 02:19:54 pm »
Itís certainly MY idea of a joke. But I am a savage.

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Apple Talk / Re: Ask Hoopla:
« on: December 03, 2018, 02:18:43 pm »
 :um:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« on: December 01, 2018, 02:44:55 am »
AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/dc-clerk-stalls-marriage-over-foreign-new-mexico-id-card/ar-BBQj5os?ocid=spartanntp

Back in my day, the exam to get into the civil service covered mathematics, political analysis, law, calligraphy, horse riding, archery, and knowledge of the classics, not to mention the ability to write strictly metered poetry.

I guess the standards are a bit lower in modern America.

So THATíS the civilservent test George Costanza took??!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« on: November 30, 2018, 10:23:29 pm »
Who is driving the car? Eris is driving the car.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« on: November 30, 2018, 06:08:05 pm »
How am I not myself?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Avoiding the trap
« on: November 29, 2018, 07:44:21 pm »
Damn. It has almost a supernatural vibe.

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