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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: IS IT SAFE
« on: February 01, 2010, 10:14:07 pm »
well I don't know where your fingers have been while I've been gone. plus I made an ass of myself upon leaving... anyway how's stuff?

re: "how're things?"
not terrible. more average than anything else. no enormous news... except that i have learned life is more boring and meaningless without a few nutjobs like you people to share it with.

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / IS IT SAFE
« on: February 01, 2010, 10:10:06 pm »
for me to show my face around here?

.... also, hi pdcom what's cookin?

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Or Kill Me / Re: An Epistle in C Minor to the Late "Discordian Society"
« on: August 28, 2009, 03:53:25 pm »
of course.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Vexati0n's Material
« on: August 28, 2009, 03:48:57 pm »
Maybe I said it in a tactless way but that's all I said.

You said it in the most deliberately harmful way you could think of.  "Tact" had absolutely nothing to do with it.

And, for the record, Badge has nothing to do with any of this.

Of course she didn't, Vex...that's why you came out of nowhere and attacked me, when I have never done a single thing to you, other than offer the best advice I knew how when you were venting about a personal problem.


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22028.0

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Or Kill Me / An Epistle in C Minor to the Late "Discordian Society"
« on: August 28, 2009, 03:48:24 pm »


Dear Sirs,

Upon learning of the untimely and tragic demise of our Glorious Revolution, I was stricken with such unimaginable remorse and grief that for a moment all hope was lost for me. I stopped eating for a week because when I could muster the sanity to fill my belly, I could not keep anything down. I spent three days lying naked and assprone on the floor of my bathroom, wailing and sobbing and cleaning the grout with my wife's toothbrush. I was inconsolable. The Revolution had meant everything to me, and when I heard that it was over, I was unable to think or breathe or do any of the other things that normally would distinguish me from a corpse. My life was filled, suddenly, with a deluge of contradicting emotions and unstoppable bouts of compulsive masturbation to try to hide the pain of losing what had become, I realized too late, my most trusted and reliable friend -- the Discordian Society.

I remember the old days, when the Revolution was bright and new. The world was dull and grey; devoid of imagination; full of schmucks and lackeys standing in line to be slapped upside the head by the uncaring, two-faced system they had accidentally built to protect themselves from anything they might want to become. Oh, but we had light and color! We had something different and off-beat, something that stood in such striking contrast to the dim world of the Greys that it nearly fractured our own ideas about the nature of reality itself.

But the Machine adapted, and we failed to match its adaptation. We tried, and we got damn close, but every time we added a new color to our palette, They added fifteen different shades and hues to theirs. We alerted the People that they had no real choices in life, and the Machine answered with Customized MySpace Profiles. We screamed about the lack of value in modern living, and in return we got Buy-One-Get-One-Free. Our every turn has been blocked, every exit barred, every exodus from the world of the Greys sidetracked into an amusement park.

As a movement, we are now little more than a squirming mess of whiners, vaguely uncomfortable but not really driven to change. I count myself among these. For all my trying to change the world (or at least my segment of it), I have remained at all times attached to the convenience of living in it. I have sold my soul like everyone else. I am, like the rest of the hairless apes on this rock, a hypocrite, a liar, and a fraud, because I subscribe to the benefits of our defective civilization and pretend they are not inherently and inextricably linked to every last one of its faults.

So my grief at the end of this ride is not that we have lost our Cause, but that we have succeeded in changing the world after all. It is only that it seems when we set out to make this world a more colorful place we forgot that, to produce all that color, someone would have to dump a whole lot of toxic sludge and make a lot of cheap shit out plastic. In the course of turning our civilization into a tolerant and open-minded Utopia, we disregarded the byproducts of limited freedom of thought and speech. And now, in the cabals of Discordia and the dens where the Subgenii laze, the pronunciation of judgment against the world outside has turned awkward because we must now tear down what we demanded They build.

The Revolution is over.

Long live the Revolution.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Vexati0n's Material
« on: August 28, 2009, 06:55:08 am »
Why bother discussing anything with a cokehead?  He'll either be dead or manning a gloryhole by this time next year.  And who will miss him?  Oh, yeah...nobody.

TGRR,
Knows there are worse things than being "a washed-up 40-something". 

You think I was serious about the coke, lol.

I don't care.  Either way, you stopped mattering 2 posts ago.

Good bye, whomever you are.

Stopped mattering to you, maybe, but I can name a lot of people I still matter to, all of whom have always mattered more to me than you ever have.

The truth is that all I said is that I'm just not on the same page philosophically that I used to be, and that I have nothing to contribute to PD at the moment that's going to be of any value to anybody here. Maybe I said it in a tactless way but that's all I said. If that makes me a waste of space in your estimation, then by all means write me off and go on about your business.



And, for the record, Badge has nothing to do with any of this.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Vexati0n's Material
« on: August 27, 2009, 11:32:05 pm »
Why bother discussing anything with a cokehead?  He'll either be dead or manning a gloryhole by this time next year.  And who will miss him?  Oh, yeah...nobody.

TGRR,
Knows there are worse things than being "a washed-up 40-something". 

You think I was serious about the coke, lol.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Vexati0n's Material
« on: August 27, 2009, 05:41:54 pm »
Damn, I wish I was still able to write.

Poof.

So start writing.

If only it was that easy. Obviously I've been non-existent around here for a long time... I wish that wasn't the case but I'm also occupied with other things in my life at the moment, like writing and performing music with my band, banging groupies, and doing lots and lots of coke.

I figure I can settle down and get back into a more productive role here at PD when I'm a washed-up 40-something with nothing left to lose except all my memories of the days when I thought I had a chance to make my life count for something, at least to myself. Maybe then I can summon the bitterness, the complete lack of faith in the human experience, and the utter loss of hope for humankind that has become a prerequisite to Discordian thought these days.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Vexati0n's Material
« on: August 27, 2009, 03:59:45 pm »
Damn, I wish I was still able to write.

*disclaimer: the George Bush for Baseball Commissioner isn't actually mine, I downloaded that from Stephen Colbert, I think. Also I don't remember writing Why are You Here? but who knows.

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A Healthcare bill will be passed this year, and it won't do a damned thing. 

NOT TRUE!

It will provide hundreds of Democrats with hours worth of bullshit to pack their next campaign ads with!
Republicans, too!

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Bring and Brag / another lame attempt at a HIMEOBS theme song.
« on: July 18, 2009, 03:39:47 pm »
it sounds kinda like a cross between James Brown and a train wreck.

http://www.disc0rd.com/audio/download/69/06%20Key6.mp3

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Pie or Cake?
« on: July 14, 2009, 02:10:33 pm »
If you only eat pie once a year, you're doing it wrong.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Pie or Cake?
« on: July 12, 2009, 11:28:22 pm »
"Cake donuts" are not actually donuts, they are cake masquerading as donuts, because cake had to diversify in order to expand its consumer base. Donuts are superior to cake, but both donuts and cake are inferior to pie. That is why it takes a combo team of cake and donuts (and sometimes even ice cream) to even come compete. Pie needs no such alliances. Also notice that it took cake decades to come up with the idea of using whipped cream as a topping, while pie knew that all along.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: July 06, 2009, 05:04:52 pm »
:lulz:

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