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Bring and Brag / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
« on: September 19, 2014, 10:29:45 pm »
Dude - a lot of your stuff just goes right over my head but every now and again I feel like our wavelengths sort of intersect and I skirt along the edges of getting where your coming from. When squirmy told him to go fuck himself I started laughing my ass off and it lasted right to the end.

This is not a criticism, btw, the not quite on your wavelength thing. Just in case you were wondering. I actually really like that about you.  :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Woo
« on: September 19, 2014, 10:19:05 pm »
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Emoto's work has solid methodology. I believe thoughts are well documented as having significant effect at the quantum level.

I need to be making money from these people!

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I'm probably a mile off but for some reason I got this impression of Portland that it's a town invented by hippies who got lost on the way back from woodstock on account of too much acid and the whole place is constructed of tofu with falafel stucco and stinks of 100 year old patchouli residue.

Like I said - I expect I'm a mile off here but maybe it goes some way toward explaining my complete lack of surprise over the frisbee shop thing  :eek:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:59:55 pm »
Scots are way too busy shitting over Scotland to even consider taking you up on your generous offer

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 19, 2014, 03:59:13 pm »
You know what really drives me insane. It's the reason I sometimes entertain notions that maybe there really is a hell and I'm in it. This shit is glaringly obvious to me. Now I'm no einstein but when something is that obvious, it doesn't take a retard to figure it out. So how come billions of people (many of whom are presumably capable of reading and writing and feeding themselves and shit, are utterly blind to such an obvious fact. And then it occurs to me they're not really people. They're some kind of automatons and the world would be better if they were all dead.

So I'm not actually certifiably insane (anymore) and I know to start murdering people in cold blood because they seem like automata is some really screwy and twisted thinking so acting on it is totally out the question. Not just morally but rationally. I'm fine with this but this niggling feeling persists. So every now and again I turn on the teevee and I watch them killing themselves and each other en masse, for the most hilariously dumb reasons that you couldn't even make up and it makes me feel a bit better.

This is my guilty secret.  :oops:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 19, 2014, 03:02:14 pm »
No one is going to save the world. The world is so far beyond fucked we're actually in the aftermath of game over and 99% of the population is 100% convinced that the solution is to fuck it harder.

Human civilisation is a burning scarecrow, trying to put the flames out by dousing himself in gasoline.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 19, 2014, 02:40:44 pm »
If you can come up with something that's even a half way step to solving this problem, I'm all ears. In the meantime I'll be right here on the floor, laughing hysterically because, when I get depressed about it, it's a kinda buzz kill.  :horrormirth:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK/Scotland Spags
« on: September 19, 2014, 02:28:27 pm »
Not really any incentive, given that we don't really engage with the nazis down south. They may be dumb but that doesn't mean they don't know exactly what would happen if they were to set foot on our soil. All the rest is just laughing at EDL skinheads on teevee and taking sweepstakes on how long it'll be before they set up death camps for all the brown people then starve to death because there's no one left to cook their staple diet of kebabs and biryani.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:39:55 am »
Thread over - Junkie just designed the funniest hidden camera reality show the world has ever seen :lulz:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK/Scotland Spags
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:34:32 am »
Indy vote would have meant I had some say in which glove puppet spewed corporate agenda at us every four years.

At least this means I don't have to vote any more. First time yesterday and it was boring as hell. Would need a free bar and some strippers to keep me interested in democracy  :argh!:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Schools now have M16s
« on: September 19, 2014, 07:29:27 am »
On a long enough time line any arms race is going arrive at tactical nukes. Cut to the chase America  :argh!:

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I hate that phrase "Fermi Paradox" cos it suggests that there's some kind of paradox. Even though there's any number of perfectly simple explanations.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK/Scotland Spags
« on: September 19, 2014, 07:14:25 am »
On the plus side, close result suggests the media is losing control of our minds. Back in 79 we obeyed almost unanimously.

On the negative side - Fracking the entire central belt and those WMD's are still in the clyde

Glass half full/empty - next round of austerity cuts will mean no healthcare but also less police so I'm a bit more free to have fun

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Whilst it's statistically unlikely that we're the only civilization in the universe, it's also a logical fact that there would have to be a first. Just like there has to be someone who wins the lottery (only with much longer odds)

So maybe we are the only ones for the time being? Somebody has to be.

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When did we start spelling pention the way those dictionary wankers spell it? I must have missed that memo  :argh!:

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