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Techmology and Scientism / Re: our lady eris synchronises metronomes?

« on: Yesterday at 06:08:58 pm »

That last little guy, second row back on the right - I'm pretty sure he could have kept going out of phase, forever if he'd wanted. Just fell into step so the others wouldn't lynch him. That's our discordian, right there

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Cold fusion?

« on: Yesterday at 06:01:53 pm »

Figured as much, probably because I skimmed over all the bits you quoted and they must have registered on some level. Nice dream while it lasted, tho 

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 05:53:55 pm »

Someone neglected to inform me that today was national - Laser Printers v's P3nT day 

Throw it out the fucking window.

I'm hopelessly outnumbered. Two of them have fucked with me so far but there are several more who are, no doubt watching my every move via the network.

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Techmology and Scientism / Cold fusion?

« on: Yesterday at 05:46:41 pm »

I know fuck all about the science here but it sounds like either the biggest thing since the invention of AC or Svengali

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/156393-cold-fusion-reactor-independently-verified-has-10000-times-the-energy-density-of-gas

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Someone linked Netjester to Cleverbot

« on: Yesterday at 05:00:54 pm »

I like drugs but I also enjoy not-drugs. This is why I'm mid-40's and could out-fight, out-fuck, and out-bender Dalek on his best day.

And, by the sounds of it, his best day has come and gone. The downside of treating your body and mind like a toilet is that you, pretty quickly, end up a useless piece of shit 

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 03:17:13 pm »

Someone neglected to inform me that today was national - Laser Printers v's P3nT day 

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Apple Zone / Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

« on: Yesterday at 03:15:02 pm »

Fnord!

Yup, I just said "fnord"

I feel kinda dirty 

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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom

« on: Yesterday at 03:13:57 pm »

If you shoot all the suspects in a case you are bound to get the people responsible. Good job guys.

Actually you have a pile of rotting meat and no way of finding out if one of them is the bad guy or if he's still out there. Or shooting the suspects.

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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom

« on: Yesterday at 01:39:28 pm »

Holy fuck. Just when I was thinking they'd stooped as low as they could go with gitmo concentration camp and drone strike terrorism, now we have summary executions on home turf. Judge Dredd eat yer heart out 

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Or Kill Me / Re: Discordians, check in. Post your affiliation:

« on: Yesterday at 09:21:58 am »

Can I go for  with a side order of  , extra large  and small 

You can, because your avatar is OF THE GODS!!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Zawahiri, "Gladio B", Turkey and Sibel Edmonds

« on: May 21, 2013, 06:47:40 pm »

It is.

It's my personal opinion that this, and the previously outlined Chechen connection (which would seem to fall under the rubric of "Gladio B") explains a lot of the weirdness around 9/11.  Edmond's allegations have always been somewhat hard to swallow, but the response of the Bush administration to her attempts to talk lend a hell of a lot of credence to what she says.

I've always believed that 911 happened as advertised, but that it was ALLOWED to happen, either through utter incompetence, willful disregard of General Clark's warnings, or (more likely) both.

Thing is, it's hard to publicly question it because of the Truther-Tards, which have so completely poisoned the well that I'm beginning to suspect they had a little "help".

Conspiracy theory is a resource that I'm pretty sure is exploited constantly by the Top Secret / National Security Mob.

If there isn't a department of misinformation tasked with spoonfeeding them grade-A prime bullshit then our governments really are complete fucking idiots.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 21, 2013, 05:57:43 pm »

I got two lives right now. I got the week and the weekend. The week is downtime. I switch off. I endure the mindfuckingly boring bullshit that I have to endure to pay for my weekend. It's always been this way but, until recently my weekends have been unfulfilling and have left me plenty energy to rant and foam about how it's all just a pile of shit.

Lately, tho, my weekends have been so full of epic awesome and win that I look forward to the 5 days of zombie, just to recover and get myself ready for the next friday night.

Truth is I got no energy left over to hate the world the way it deserves to be hated but I'm working on it. I'm working on being at least semi conscious monday thru thursday. As soon as I can muster up the energy to remain awake for those empty, non-existent four days, you'll hear me. Problem is, right now, I pretty much destroy anything that pisses me off without even having to open my eyes to do it 

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Apple Zone / Re: Keeping Your Head, and Having the Right Priorities Amid Disaster

« on: May 21, 2013, 05:03:56 pm »

I've never been too clear on the reasons but I have it on several reliable authorities that fear motivates consumers to spend.

So CNN's job would be to scare the living shit out their viewers on behalf of their advertisers?

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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: May 21, 2013, 11:05:08 am »

If this ever happend it would be the center of the awesomeverse 

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Or Kill Me / Re: Dystopia

« on: May 21, 2013, 07:52:01 am »

While I enjoyed the read, I reject the premise in its entirety.

The world is a dystopia?  Perhaps.  Society is fucked?  Name a time when this wasn't true.  The world is meaningless?  Rudyard Kipling and Papa Hemmingway beg to differ.

And so do I.

The world is your playground, even if the sawdust on the ground is full of broken glass and rusty hypodermic needles.  It is your toy, to play with or light on fire and kick down the stairs, as you see fit.  For the MEANING is this:  For each and every human, sitting in their seat in the audience, THEY are the main character on the screen, whether that movie be a comedy, a tragedy, or an action thriller with Michael Bay directing.

For me, it's a movie about a short bus full of monkeys racing around the sun, with one or two monkeys trying to steer while the rest poop on everything, light fires in the back, and generally lick the windows.

And, you know, that's all the meaning I need.

What?

Fuck you, I'm sick.

OP was good but not my experience. I'm with Roger - World means whatever the fuck you decide it means. The meaning of life is an opinion.