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Messages - P3nT4gR4m

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So nothing scientific makes us different, that's fair enough. Something I can get behind. But there's an implication in there that we're not different which is patently not the case.

The properties that emerged from the tiny tweak our particular strand of ribonucleic ticker tape received made us very different. According to biology we are 97(ish) percent identical to mice. So why didn't mice develop the atom bomb?

You're a snowflake. Get over it  :lulz:

I desperately hope against all hope that those reviews were the result of an amazon employee and some hacked musical xmas card chips  :lulz:

What makes us different from all the other animals is the fact that we ask shit like "What makes us different from all the other animals?"

Can't help thinking we're ahead of the game in that respect.

Giraffes still have the longest necks, tho. Maybe long term that'll turn out to be the more important thing.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cain called it. Greece defaults.
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:27:41 pm »
"capitalism" "cannibalism" getting harder to tell which is which these days

Bring and Brag / Re: As of tonight...
« on: August 10, 2015, 08:40:16 pm »
More holiday vid Bit of a shame there was next to no swell. Wind waves are a bit pants. No meat in them. Some nice highland scenery, tho.

Oh, and jumpcuts!  8)

Bring and Brag / Re: President Television Learns To Digitally Art
« on: August 10, 2015, 08:33:19 am »
Nice! Wacoms rule.

Bring and Brag / Re: As of tonight...
« on: August 09, 2015, 01:39:53 am »

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Was goth a thing?
« on: August 09, 2015, 01:12:08 am »
Makes sense when you put it like that.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: So last night...
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:10:24 pm »
So hows the herb out in Scotland?

It's a piss poor, undercured, 90% cabbage and stalk substitute for dried oregano - dipped in diesel and broken glass so it at least does something to you - atrocity of a thing. Id be lost without it, man.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Was goth a thing?
« on: August 08, 2015, 07:29:54 pm »
Yeah I get the whole subgenres thing. Happened to metal back in the 80's when it split up into speed and death and thrash and fuck knows all what. Thing is, that shit made at least a bit of sense. You listen to x-metal and there's a family resemblance. Like, yeah, that's metal but goth? What the fuck does the new goth have in common with the old stuff? Like put yourself back in the 80's and show someone marylin manson, britney spears and the london philharmonic orchestra and ask "which one is 21st century goth" I'll be fucked if I could call it.

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Fish: the once and future fast food
« on: August 08, 2015, 06:58:34 pm »
I'm rooting for science. There's no fucking way in hell humanity is going to wise up and change a few simple habits. Humanity is way too fucking dumb to do that and by many accounts it's too fkin late anyhow. So either we figure out some funky new technological solution to bring this dying planet back to life or the problem corrects itself.

I'm good either way. We all live happily ever after or I get to take the piss out of a few billion dumbstruck and dying primates who emphatically poo poo'd any plans that prioritised a breathable atmosphere over cheap flights to Tenerife

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Was goth a thing?
« on: August 08, 2015, 06:45:14 pm »
It was pretty much this, from 8 until 2, five nights a week.

The other three nights were for gay clubs and early 80s music.

The exact echo pedal I was talking about.

Though a couple of nights a month it was this.

See this is the part I could never resolve. How could white zombie and marylin manson be "goth"? That's kinda like if they called basketball "golf"  :eek:

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / So last night...
« on: August 08, 2015, 06:38:25 pm »
We're sitting in a tent the size of Casablanca, on the northernmost tip of scotland, watching ted2 with korean subtitles and puffing the last of the stash. Next thing there's a fkin helicopter, so low it's shaking the tent. Had to pause the movie, couldn't hear shit. Deep, thrummy engines, not one of those little rich-wanker fuckabouts, sounded like search and rescue. Nipped outside to see WTF and sure enough it's a rescue chopper, spotlight on the shoreline, probably looking for some idiot tourist drifting out to sea on a lilo. Seriously - shit happens so often nobody even bothers to laugh anymore.

It was dark, all you could really make out were lights and suddenly I wasn't looking at one of those swanky new SAR choppers, it was an apache gunship. "Maybe it's finally happening" I thought to myself, "maybe this is the zombie apocalypse!"

Of course I knew, deep down inside that it wasn't but I was just about baked enough to entertain the fantasy for a few minutes. The crowd that had gathered to stare at the pretty lights in the sky, one of them suddenly screaming "I've been bitten". Chain reaction. Running for the car, driving to the water, mowing down undead, rammstein blaring at 10, laughing maniacally. That's my dream of the perfect world.


They fished some fat english turd out the water this morning. He'd been doing fine until he got caught in a tiderace off the headland and lost the lilo. Fucker didn't even have the decency to wake up and bite the paramedic.

Fuck this planet! :argh!:

That, sir, is fucking genius.  It's like someone put Tebow's brain in Stephen Hawking's body and then had him wrassle bears.

Okay, I'd appreciate it if somebody could invent brain transplants. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

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