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For anyone having problems with windows 8/8.1 you can turn it into a passable facsimile of win7 by installing classic shell. Lets you dump metro and bring back the ver 7 start menu/orb

Once I did this I started to like 8 a lot. It's stable as a mofo (even compared to 7) and runs like shit off a stick. It's basically a pretty solid OS with a pathologically retarded gui. Ditch the gui and you should be good.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: My Lunch with P3nt
« on: September 10, 2014, 06:41:30 am »
In my defense, I'd just gotten off the plane, walked into a burger joint and been handed 18kilos of cholesterol-based attempted manslaughter, in response to my request for sustenance while my pimply-faced would be assassin told me to "have a nice day".

I WAS FEELING A BIT VULNERABLE  :argh!:

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Obviously, that's where you'll find Jesus.

KNEEL BEFORE HIM!!

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Is it cooking or rotting?

The topping is in a quantum superposition. When you open the oven door the flavor collapses to a fixed state

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Pizza!

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I've been saying for years the placebo effect is interesting. It's unfortunate that it manifests in the form of a "gotcha" and is readily dismissed by saying "yes but it's not real, it's just the placebo effect" as if this negates the fact that the patient improved. "Yes his tumor disappeared but it was placebo so it doesn't count"

Would be pretty neat to be able to harness it without the need to hoodwink the recipient.

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For the record, Google is analysing and learning everything about you. If you're  tinfoil hat wearer then my advice would be - steer well clear - this is not the droid you're looking for. I, on the other hand, am more than happy for my exocortex to know me better than I do. It's not much use to me otherwise.

And, yeah - overprescription of antibiotics has led us to A) piss weak immune systems/ herd immunity and B) superstrains of drug resistant pathogens but we're currently so close to programmable, targetted molecules with a rapid turnaroud that it's going to cease to be an issue in the next couple of years. Antibiotics did a lot of good for humanity, back in the day. We're locked in an arms race. It'll lalways be that way.

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They were your first ten hits because most of your searches are "crystal healing" and "roswell cover up"

My first ten were NHS, wikipedia then a bunch of scientific papers on new developments

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It's like he can reach right into my soul and spraypaint dick pictures  :eek:

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Or Kill Me / Re: How to deal with an anarchist.
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:32:06 am »
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Chads entire body is covered with neck tattoos.

I'm falling in love with you man. A real twisted - creepy stalker - kind of obsession that can only end with one or both of us in jail  :lulz:

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THIS IS WHAT ATHETITS BELIEVE:



That wasn't a typo was it? There are actually people who don't believe in breasts?  :eek:

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Reflexologists can fuck right off, though.

If your discipline talks about energy and you're not some kind of engineer or physicist, you will all be thrown out the airlock with no regrets.

Saw an article once, wish I knew what to google, in which a Reiki healer EMPLOYED BY THE NHS was caught lulling his patients long enough that they were relaxed enough for him to fuck off into the corner and read the Sun for an hour.

If that was me? I'd have just been like "Yeah, I'm just THAT GOOD. I can operate on my dudes from this distance, and multitask at the same time."

Reiki healer EMPLOYED BY THE NHS

Reiki healer EMPLOYED BY THE NHS

Reiki healer EMPLOYED BY THE NHS

Okay, fuck this planet - I want off  :argh!:

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We build a statue, 300 feet high with twin watercannons firing acid from the tearducts. That's your fucking altar right there. All shall kneel and perish


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