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Apple Zone / Re: Machete Terror? '

« on: May 22, 2013, 07:03:46 pm »

Hmmm.  Will keep an eye on this one.

Machetes don't tend to be used much outside of Africa, though, for political violence.  I wonder if the assailants were of African origin, or are sympathetic to African Islamist groups?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws_HF9qSrYI Accent sounds to me like African but been here quite a while

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Apple Zone / Re: Machete Terror? '

« on: May 22, 2013, 06:19:13 pm »

Saw this on the news. What's really fucking with my head is the eyewitness interview of a guy standing, waving a cleaver and a chef's knife, covered in blood after spending the last 20 mins hacking up a soldier. The eyewitness is standing right next to him, chatting away and videoing the him on a mobile phone, instead of, yanno, running like fuck.

The phrase "asking for it" doesn't exactly trip off my tongue in general but I mean, come on? The whole scene is just fucking surreal 

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Cold fusion?

« on: May 22, 2013, 06:14:41 pm »

That was my take. However I'm leaving one single tiny braincell ticking over with "what if"

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Apple Zone / Re: Thread tips for new members

« on: May 22, 2013, 06:12:54 pm »

Stop oppressing my whiteness with your dark skinned minority privilege 

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Cold fusion?

« on: May 22, 2013, 06:11:19 pm »

How can you make something like this and not understand what's happening? He just decided to try putting some cauliflower in and "eureka" ??

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: our lady eris synchronises metronomes?

« on: May 22, 2013, 06:08:58 pm »

That last little guy, second row back on the right - I'm pretty sure he could have kept going out of phase, forever if he'd wanted. Just fell into step so the others wouldn't lynch him. That's our discordian, right there

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Cold fusion?

« on: May 22, 2013, 06:01:53 pm »

Figured as much, probably because I skimmed over all the bits you quoted and they must have registered on some level. Nice dream while it lasted, tho 

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 22, 2013, 05:53:55 pm »

Someone neglected to inform me that today was national - Laser Printers v's P3nT day 

Throw it out the fucking window.

I'm hopelessly outnumbered. Two of them have fucked with me so far but there are several more who are, no doubt watching my every move via the network.

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Techmology and Scientism / Cold fusion?

« on: May 22, 2013, 05:46:41 pm »

I know fuck all about the science here but it sounds like either the biggest thing since the invention of AC or Svengali

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/156393-cold-fusion-reactor-independently-verified-has-10000-times-the-energy-density-of-gas

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Someone linked Netjester to Cleverbot

« on: May 22, 2013, 05:00:54 pm »

I like drugs but I also enjoy not-drugs. This is why I'm mid-40's and could out-fight, out-fuck, and out-bender Dalek on his best day.

And, by the sounds of it, his best day has come and gone. The downside of treating your body and mind like a toilet is that you, pretty quickly, end up a useless piece of shit 

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 22, 2013, 03:17:13 pm »

Someone neglected to inform me that today was national - Laser Printers v's P3nT day 

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Apple Zone / Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

« on: May 22, 2013, 03:15:02 pm »

Fnord!

Yup, I just said "fnord"

I feel kinda dirty 

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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom

« on: May 22, 2013, 03:13:57 pm »

If you shoot all the suspects in a case you are bound to get the people responsible. Good job guys.

Actually you have a pile of rotting meat and no way of finding out if one of them is the bad guy or if he's still out there. Or shooting the suspects.

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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom

« on: May 22, 2013, 01:39:28 pm »

Holy fuck. Just when I was thinking they'd stooped as low as they could go with gitmo concentration camp and drone strike terrorism, now we have summary executions on home turf. Judge Dredd eat yer heart out 

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Or Kill Me / Re: Discordians, check in. Post your affiliation:

« on: May 22, 2013, 09:21:58 am »

Can I go for  with a side order of  , extra large  and small 

You can, because your avatar is OF THE GODS!!