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It's like he can reach right into my soul and spraypaint dick pictures  :eek:

Or Kill Me / Re: How to deal with an anarchist.
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:32:06 am »
Chads entire body is covered with neck tattoos.

I'm falling in love with you man. A real twisted - creepy stalker - kind of obsession that can only end with one or both of us in jail  :lulz:


That wasn't a typo was it? There are actually people who don't believe in breasts?  :eek:

Reflexologists can fuck right off, though.

If your discipline talks about energy and you're not some kind of engineer or physicist, you will all be thrown out the airlock with no regrets.

Saw an article once, wish I knew what to google, in which a Reiki healer EMPLOYED BY THE NHS was caught lulling his patients long enough that they were relaxed enough for him to fuck off into the corner and read the Sun for an hour.

If that was me? I'd have just been like "Yeah, I'm just THAT GOOD. I can operate on my dudes from this distance, and multitask at the same time."




Okay, fuck this planet - I want off  :argh!:

We build a statue, 300 feet high with twin watercannons firing acid from the tearducts. That's your fucking altar right there. All shall kneel and perish

I'm taking the GF to a crossfire gym that recently opened nearby. I'm not sure what I feel about crossfit.

Heard some really bad rumours regarding overtraining damage :eek:

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: August 28, 2014, 08:54:36 am »
Cop was a nine year old with an Uzi?

So Firefly. Just started replaying on SiFy. Watched eps 1 and 2 so far. Not awesome impressed but I know these things sometimes take a while to get going. Is it worth persevering or have I gotten the wrong end of the stick?

Something I wish I'd done when I started training was took progress photos, like once a week or something. Would have been a trip to watch skinny runt me, morph into superhero as an animated gif, once I got to the desired end result.

Just throwing that out there in case the idea appeals...

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Duh Rugs
« on: August 27, 2014, 07:46:20 pm »
No evidence of thinking about the children ITT

You're right of course. I'm disgusted at myself. What say we imprison them all, pre-emtively. To protect them from the inevitable gateway to meth?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: August 26, 2014, 01:39:34 pm »
I would be amazed at this point if independence occurs. There's enough fear kicking around the older generations to ensure a solid No vote, the only real question for me is what margin this will occur by and what the "plan B" is after these years of posturing and self importance turn to shit.

You'd need an actual vote for that to happen, rather than a PR exercise. What'll happen after "scotland unanimously votes no" is that the dildo of austerity will be rammed so far up our collective asses that we'll all be puking blood by christmas. "You wanted to stay part of the uk" (the real reason we've been give the opportunity to vote 'no') should go some way to quelling any potential uprising that might have happened when Westminster start selling our kids for organ harvesting to fund the next middle eastern freedom bloodbath.

Same old bullshit. Fuck democracy in it's stupid fascist butthole :argh!:

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: August 22, 2014, 04:13:33 pm »
I think the guy's fucking inspirational. He exposes the lie that is Justice. On trial for bribery? No worries - bribe the court. I'm innocent of anything I can get away with. Anyone who thinks the system can be fixed, think again. It can only be played.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Duh Rugs
« on: August 22, 2014, 04:03:51 pm »
Don't diss the DEA, they're protecting our most valuable assets  :argh!:

Or Kill Me / Re: I Forgot Why I Wrote this
« on: August 22, 2014, 04:01:02 pm »
Fucking YES with a capital everything!

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: August 21, 2014, 10:32:09 am »
Dude, I'll kick in 20 fucking K if you can offer even 10% ROI and a Doge mention on national news  :evil:

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