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So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.

Invite me, please!
me too please!
aww yisss!

Pixie I am not finding you on FB, PM me?

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I apparently have an entire client base in my FB friends list.

I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever overcome my pesky conscience.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: So you've had meatloaf...
« on: Yesterday at 05:26:45 pm »
I had a feeling it would.  I was annoying myself while typing it.

 :lulz:

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Discordian Recipes / Re: So you've had meatloaf...
« on: Yesterday at 05:22:00 pm »
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

[requia]

Actually, it originated in South America and was genetically modified for human consumption.

[/requia]

Oh my god, we would make an excellent troll duo. Reading that even irritated me.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: So you've had meatloaf...
« on: Yesterday at 05:20:50 pm »
Easily defended against the inevitable irritation with "Well I know there are readers here who aren't from North America and I didn't want to make any ethnocentric assumptions about what everyone is familiar with".

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Discordian Recipes / Re: So you've had meatloaf...
« on: Yesterday at 05:17:45 pm »
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

That has the potential of an incredibly subtle troll.

I was thinking that as well. :lol:

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Suggestions welcome - cider
« on: Yesterday at 05:15:07 pm »
Oh and I don't know about the elderflower but I might see how it was as a reduction sauce for ham. Throw the ham in the oven, pinch of cinnamon, dump a bottle or two of cider over it, serve when the liquids have reduced to a thin syrup consistency.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Suggestions welcome - cider
« on: Yesterday at 05:04:16 pm »
That sounds awful.

I like a nice dry cider but most of the new ciders on the market right now are like alcoholic soda pop. You might as well drink this shit:


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I can't even

I swear that if I had the stomach for it, I could probably make a fortune selling magic pebbles on Etsy.

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... of a red light bulb with a pair of headphones:

http://www.amazon.com/Colored-Compact-Fluorescent-Twist-Light/dp/B00GLN6E4Q/

I have no idea what that's about, but I'm pretty sure it's a threat to our children. I'm calling the local news RIGHT NOW!

It's called "red-budding" and it's the new craze that could be destroying our teens.

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Principia Discussion / Re: How many people are Addicted to Forums.
« on: Yesterday at 04:45:06 pm »
Was referring to the video type of Podcast, and the reason I would never do it is because of this forum.

Can't risk some crazy finding out my identity, coming to my house, and shitting on my drive way or stealing my remote or spraying something almost witty on the side of my house.

Don't worry, that's the kind of thing that only happens to Roger.

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So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.

Invite me, please!
me too please!

I will! The only thing is, I'm not sure who you are on Facebook!

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