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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Today at 04:58:07 am »I took my last exam earlier today. I wear the silly hat on Friday.
what the fuck is going on
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Today at 03:57:55 am »
I'm glad you're feeling better, Gogira!
I just finished peer reviewing one godforsaken abortion hellpit nightmare essay, which contained spelling and grammatical errors so atrocious that halfway through I just gave the fuck up and skipped to the end to advise that she rewrite the whole thing, with a good proofreader handy. As bad as those were, though, and as bad as her sentence and logic structures were, nothing really prepared me for opening the second essay I am reviewing tonight and finding the title "Can Diet Cure Autism?"
No.
The answer is no.
I will need to open some wine to get through this one, I'm afraid.
I just finished peer reviewing one godforsaken abortion hellpit nightmare essay, which contained spelling and grammatical errors so atrocious that halfway through I just gave the fuck up and skipped to the end to advise that she rewrite the whole thing, with a good proofreader handy. As bad as those were, though, and as bad as her sentence and logic structures were, nothing really prepared me for opening the second essay I am reviewing tonight and finding the title "Can Diet Cure Autism?"
No.
The answer is no.
I will need to open some wine to get through this one, I'm afraid.
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Apple Zone / Re: Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard
« on: Today at 02:31:30 am »I'm not convinced that he's not. Junkies always lie.
Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.
Um...Constantly?
I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control. The next day he said he'd never done meth. Then he had.
Then he imploded and disappeared.
Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up.
Who knows
When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting.
Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.
I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.
Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.
Which gives me an idea for a poem series.
Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Today at 02:04:03 am »I'm home. Exhausted, and still have two peer reviews to write by midnight tonight.
I don't feel like dealing with my kids, or their messes.
in good news, though, I also got matched with a researcher for my summer internship, and it's pretty fucking cool. From her website:QuoteMy research focuses on how media may affect health attitudes and behaviors. Through an ongoing research program, I aim to explore multiple variables articulating the process by which media, whether campaigns, news, or entertainment programs, can have an impact on individuals, groups, and societies at large. In particular, I am interested in how public health organizations produce and disseminate their messages and what the potential impacts of such messages are. In one recent project, I used social network analysis and hierarchical linear modeling to examine social norms in work groups around the issue of H1N1 influenza.
Um, that sounds difficult. The RIGHT KIND OF DIFFICULT. My jealousy is a truck.
I know, my heart went all poundy when I read it. This is not the kind of research I thought I might end up working on, it's better. Epidemiology crossed with social psychology!
And I go to work with crazy people. Not "he's so crazy, I want to be like him" people, just the regular depressing, back-stabbing, status-obsessed, control freak kind.
Yes, my jealousy is a truck. One of those big ass ore haulers with maybe a few cannons and a battering ram. And flamethrowers. Oh, yes.
Crazy is not actually any fun at all. I wish I could whisk you away, like the delicate and beautiful fairy princess you are, and give you the lifestyle you deserve. The lifestyle you deserve looks a little like this:
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Apple Zone / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: Today at 01:44:44 am »I have seen God
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCxC5kwdCIg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s
Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but God is an ill-tempered, Call of Duty playing teenage brat.
That's gonna be my new tagline on my other board.
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Apple Zone / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« on: Today at 01:43:47 am »
YAY!
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Today at 01:43:03 am »I'm home. Exhausted, and still have two peer reviews to write by midnight tonight.
I don't feel like dealing with my kids, or their messes.
in good news, though, I also got matched with a researcher for my summer internship, and it's pretty fucking cool. From her website:QuoteMy research focuses on how media may affect health attitudes and behaviors. Through an ongoing research program, I aim to explore multiple variables articulating the process by which media, whether campaigns, news, or entertainment programs, can have an impact on individuals, groups, and societies at large. In particular, I am interested in how public health organizations produce and disseminate their messages and what the potential impacts of such messages are. In one recent project, I used social network analysis and hierarchical linear modeling to examine social norms in work groups around the issue of H1N1 influenza.
Um, that sounds difficult. The RIGHT KIND OF DIFFICULT. My jealousy is a truck.
I know, my heart went all poundy when I read it. This is not the kind of research I thought I might end up working on, it's better. Epidemiology crossed with social psychology!
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Or Kill Me / Re: Discordians, check in. Post your affiliation:
« on: Today at 01:41:37 am »Listen, before anyone else gets the idea of posting seriously in this thread, please go to page 1 and start at the beginning.
It's no use, Nigel. We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one.
Fuck, I barely have any will to live right now as it is. If this thread ACTUALLY comes back to life, for real, I may lose the strength to continue breathing.
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Apple Zone / Re: Keeping Your Head, and Having the Right Priorities Amid Disaster
« on: Today at 01:39:42 am »Tough old bird. I like her.
http://news.sky.com/story/1093711/tornado-survivor-finds-dog-during-tv-interview
Well that made me bawl like a baby.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: Today at 01:28:11 am »
He was also antisemitic as all hell, and knew it, but absolutely refused to let it affect his policy or his hiring.
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Or Kill Me / Re: Discordians, check in. Post your affiliation:
« on: Today at 01:26:57 am »
Listen, before anyone else gets the idea of posting seriously in this thread, please go to page 1 and start at the beginning.
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Apple Zone / Re: Spagbook
« on: Today at 01:12:33 am » Pixie wins. I don't even know what that means or what she wins, but she fucking wins it.