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Messages - M. Nigel Salt

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Apple Zone / Re: I have a cat
« on: Yesterday at 07:12:20 pm »
It's a pretty common problem. A lot of people see people with dogs and think "ooh that
Also a lot of dog training is counter intuitive, as a result of how dogs minds work. First time dog owners make a lot of mistakes this way and, as a result, a lot of the training can actually work backwards  :lulz:

Would you mind elaborating on this point? I feel this may have been my problem with dogs on the past.

Best example I can think of is potty training.

First off, dogs do not associate cause and effect, only immediate behavior. So you come into the room and you notice the dog has peed on the rug. Immediately you fly off the handle and roar and bawl at the dog who, by this time has zero recollection of peeing, ever. Straight away the dog is freaked out.

"I'm getting a bollocking. What was I doing, oh yeah, chewing my chew toy. Fine! Never again, it's just not worth it, I'll try the sofa next time. Gotta chew something, right? WTF? He's still yelling. He's pointing at that puddle of pee over there. Why you yelling at me, it's obviously the pee's fault? Fine so he really hates pee. Note to self - don't let him see pee, or I'm gonna cop some flak over it"

So you clean up the pee and feel satisfied that the dog has got the message. He did, loud and clear. Just not the message you were trying to put across. Next thing you know the dog will totally not pee in front of you. Ever. You can walk that little bastard til his legs are hanging off. No dice. He's got the message all right - you hate pee. So he'll wait til you come back home, hours later, walking all funny cos all he wants to do is pee but he can't cos you'll see. Soon as you get back home what happens? Straight behind the sofa. Relief.

Good luck fixing that one :lulz:

YEP. Spot-on! It's like yelling at and punishing a dog for not coming to you when you call. Dog ain't EVER coming to you, you freak out whenever you get hold of him after calling him, you crazy motherfucker! No. Instead, reward the dog with pets and treats every time he comes to you.

I've finally (mostly) resolved Little Dog's peeing in the house by putting her food bowl right over every pee spot she makes. SHE HATES IT. She probably thinks I'm insane. She circles her food bowl, just fucking HORRIFIED, every time I do it (I do clean up the pee first, but she knows). However, she is also finally figuring out that the only way to make the madness stop is to pee OUTSIDE.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Ritual Purge: school to prison pipeline
« on: Yesterday at 06:45:12 pm »
If that's the case, I've probably shat the bed here. I'll bow to firsthand experience of the system in question and I guess we'll just have to wait and see how's it's going in a while.

I'd be quite happy to be totally wrong really. It would indicate that things could get a lot better really fast.

Yeah, I think you're putting your skepticism at the feet of the wrong team. This guy is demonstrating improvement in kids' academics and behavior by short-circuiting the school-to-prison pipeline and focusing resources on education. School-to-prison pipeline is big money.

In short, corporate interests will find a way to take him out of commission, discredit him and "prove" his system to be unworkable within a year, in such a manner that discourages anyone else from trying it anytime soon.

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Apple Zone / Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« on: Yesterday at 06:29:36 pm »
As expected, maintenance has now been blamed for the entire problem, on account of "because".

I just had to talk the entire crew out of a walkout, about 20 minutes ago.

I am wondering why I did that.

WOW

It's incredible that maintenance managed to fuck up something they weren't responsible for and had nothing to do with! It must have been because they did a hex.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Ritual Purge: school to prison pipeline
« on: Yesterday at 06:24:09 pm »
Yeah, factors like: Kicking out any pupils deemed to have behavioural or mental disorders.

Or Factors like setting up a separate, totally unrelated school that now gets all these kids.

What I have seen of the education system is that it is not good at dealing with children who have serious problems. There seems to be an inclination to move them on to be someone else's problem as quickly and quietly as possible. "Segregate and ship out" was the party line for dealing with troubled kids during the Blair years.


I'm probably reading too much into it, and this is one of the actual good guys. Just seemed a bit too clear cut.

Those things are ALREADY HAPPENING in all of our public schools. Seriously, you have no idea how shitty it is here. So if he's doing it too, it still wouldn't account for the improvements.

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Apple Zone / Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« on: Yesterday at 06:11:43 pm »
Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

What can you expect?  You traumatize your crystals.  This was bound to happen.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Apple Zone / Re: THE PROBLEM WITH THIS BOARD
« on: Yesterday at 06:07:34 pm »

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Apple Zone / Re: Re: THE PROBLEM WITH THIS BOARD
« on: Yesterday at 06:04:59 pm »
Thread split please

The first RWHN post can stay, it's on-topic. The "we hate RWHN" thread-shitting needs to be split out though.

Split it into THIS
 :flush:

We just DID a RWHN thread. Fuck that noise.

I don't care, I just want all the pointless shitting on RWHN out of my thread.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Litany of the Facebooks
« on: Yesterday at 06:04:11 pm »
 :lulz: These are SO SO GOOD.

I'm going to post one a day on FB.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: Yesterday at 06:00:40 pm »
Writing an email explaining why I can't go to the office party ("because you suck and I hate you all" would be the real reason...instead I'm copping out with an unverifiable lie).

My schedule until...July 2016 is looking a little busy.  Next week, is the final week, so most students will be moving out.  Then I'm off to Italy for two weeks.  Then I'm back, to pack for Switzerland.  That will probably take a week.  Then I have a week in the middle, which I'll probably use to buy essentials that I cannot get (cheaply) in Switzerland...like coffee, and toothpaste.  Then I'll move back in with my parents, in order to store things in their basement, and rework all my bills, utilities and similar to their address.

Then I'll move to Switzerland and start my course in the same week.  And that alone should keep me busy for two years.

Woohoo!!!

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Apple Zone / Re: I have a cat
« on: Yesterday at 05:45:40 pm »
One mistake a lot of people make with dogs is thinking that they're domesticated wolves, and should be treated like wolves.

Dogs are not wolves. They may have a common ancestor, but so do humans and chimps, and humans are not chimps.

In addition to that, a ton of what's made it into dog-training theory as "wolf behavior" is flat out wrong because the animal behavioralist who observed it and wrote books about wolf behavior studied wolves from different packs  mixed together in cages, where their behavior is nothing like it is in the wild.

Dogs are dogs. Dogs are specially adapted to be responsive to humans. Luckily there are a lot of dog books and trainers out there now who focus on understanding and training dogs without pretending they're some kind of stunted wolf.

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Apple Zone / Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« on: Yesterday at 05:40:23 pm »
Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: Yesterday at 05:39:44 pm »
Every morning at about 6:30am (and 5am, but I never hear it then) I can hear reveille from my bedroom window.

This means that should anyone attack (one of?) the most western air force bases in the US I'll be toast in the first wave. Which is nice.

Thinking about giving up the car, especially since I could not afford the insurance this month. I just need one of those little electric hub motors for my bike. If I can make it through one winter that way I can make it through them all.

Anyone can ride a bike in the summer.

I hate biking in the winter here, I can't even imagine it there in the DEATH COLD.

Heh. I've never tried. I almost impulsively sold my car, but then thought, Hm, maybe I should see if I can do winter biking FIRST and then sell it.

Lots of people have been doing it here in the.last few years. I see those giant studded tires and get all wistful. Driving here gets worse every year, there's always more and more cars filled with...healthy, good natured, highly developed primates. Yeah,, that's it.

Give it a try!

I'm working on riding every day to work. Of course, it's summer, it's temperate, and it's not that far so it isn't really a big deal. I do wish there were some dedicated bike streets though.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: Yesterday at 05:38:19 pm »
My psych prof just emailed me to tell me that I got 555 out of 500 points!  :lulz: I don't even know how I did that!

The only possible answer is that you Nigeled space-time.

 :lulz: I hope I can keep that up, because it'll really help with grad school.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: Yesterday at 03:53:18 pm »
My psych prof just emailed me to tell me that I got 555 out of 500 points!  :lulz: I don't even know how I did that!

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: Yesterday at 03:52:48 pm »
Every morning at about 6:30am (and 5am, but I never hear it then) I can hear reveille from my bedroom window.

This means that should anyone attack (one of?) the most western air force bases in the US I'll be toast in the first wave. Which is nice.

Thinking about giving up the car, especially since I could not afford the insurance this month. I just need one of those little electric hub motors for my bike. If I can make it through one winter that way I can make it through them all.

Anyone can ride a bike in the summer.

I hate biking in the winter here, I can't even imagine it there in the DEATH COLD.

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