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Is all I have to say.

High Weirdness / Re: Kai! What in the nine hells?
« on: August 26, 2011, 06:32:45 pm »
I was amused by the article calling the mandibles "Ninja-Like"
It is a little-known fact that ninjas have jaws exceeding the length of their own arms.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
« on: August 20, 2011, 06:15:48 pm »
What I'm wondering is if this goes through, what happens in 2111 when their lease is up.
Cossack uprising. Now with hoverhorses.

I secretly despise your little meetups. We *could* have a nice little Alaskan meetup but nobody wants to put in the effort*. Say, in January? We could all huddle together in my trailer, share each other's warmth and BOND**. Just ignore the seriously creepy shed out back. But noooooo.

Well that's fine. Really. No it's just fine. Fine.

*'cept for EoC.


I'd totally be down because it would remind me of living in Maine AND allow me to check one of the last 4 states I haven't been to off my list.

But you know most of these cats would die of exposure waiting for their baggage at the airport.
Out of curiosity, which four are those?
Out of further curiosity, which of the forty-six you have been to are you least eager to return to?

I am generally a fan of metaphor based in Greek myth.
I am, after all, posting on a forum about an absurdist joke guised as a cult to a somewhat obscure goddess of the Greek pantheon.

When I was a kid, Nestle Magic Balls were basically the same as the surprise eggs. Looking it up, they had to change to having stickers inside the ball because of choking hazards.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Mexico: FAIL thread
« on: August 17, 2011, 09:19:30 pm »
Get that shit cleaned up, Mexico is my escape plan dammit.


If you don't we'll end up in Canada and you know what will happen then......
The earth will get too top heavy and flip over, rendering Australia right-side-up?

Bump.  This is why the riots cannot be stopped.
British culture renders our modern, civilized methods of ferret-based riot control completely ineffective.

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Dark Planet
« on: August 17, 2011, 02:53:50 am »
So, this planet is blacker than black, and has an atmosphere made of burning hot vaporized metals?

I do feel that it is appropriate to dub this THE MOST FUCKING METAL PLACE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

I have yet to see a meathammah fly through the window.  Why?

I've seen entirely too many bright peers fail because of lack of motivation. I never really got it. Maybe it's because my parents aren't the same generation as most of my peers' (I'm a child of my dad's second marriage- my oldest half-brother is forty).

Voodoo. I never cut my hair out of fear of it.

A mortal man is dead. A MORTAL MAN is dead while an IMMORTAL, ETERNAL idea lives on. Nothing will change now that a MAN is dead. A younger, stronger, and angier man will take his place. Nothing has please, don't go off and get drunk for a false victory.
- Some girl in the USA.
I don't see why you should let truth get in the way of an excuse to get drunk in celebration.

Scenario 1: A smug young sorceror trying to prove himself attempts to open a portal to hell. He fails, instead opening a portal to Australia, allowing it to spread to the rest of the world.
Scenario 2: The Democrats win another term in office and finally successfully enact the "Homosexual Agenda" and eradicate heterosexuality worldwide, causing the species to die out within a generation except a hardcore group of True Believers who hid in a compound away from all of the Anal? to wait for Jeebus.
Scenario 3: George R. R. Marin finishes book 6 of A Song of Ice and Fire on time, violating a core principle of the universe and thus undoing all of existence.
Scenario 4: Cats

I interrupt this shitstaining to announce that the Suu family has not currently accounted for all family in Alabama at the moment.

Thank you.
Where in the state do you have family, and how have you been trying to contact them? It is probable that they're just without power at the moment. I hope for the best.

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